Nicola Kozlov

straw yule goat

[summerroseart]

Okay but this happened right after the 'you and Robotnik are friends too, aren't you?' convo, right?

[merchantofaf]

relatable

[sparksechidna]

I'm happy that it's finally raining here again 🌧️💖

[deviant-fish]

perfect fish weather

[samwamm]

how are we gonna explain the green thing next to him in a few decades?

people will think Eggman was searching for a frog in Sonic Adventure because frogs were supposedly extinct, rather than it being because it was a rare kind of frog at the time for having a tail.

[somyd-2k]

no, i'm not talking about the dark web.

[flostailor86]

remember Lyonet?

[blobster2001]

remember Gaga Radiolink?

[andythefreshwaterray]

that's still a thing.

[merchantofaf]

it was forex before forex

[val-the-flatworm]

FURRIES! FURRIES! FURRIES!

can you stop saying "snake with legs".

that's a dang lizard.

[val-the-flatworm]

I'm freaking triggered

Watch me carry out these dumb comments on them.

I'll put them 6 feet under.

Can't even get past the first one without a chuckle.

Like wielding a sword would work on the streets.

I'm begging you to try that.

Gonna go home with 3 dozen bullets in 'em.

[adrian-gordon]

3 seconds.

3 %@$#ing seconds.

guy thinks he can use a sword against a gun.

get shot, you fool.

[ebarin-camel]

[handykid]

if this guy goes out on the street with a sword thinking he's gonna win a gang fight he's gonna be found impaled to a telegraph pole by his own sword.

[mogura89]

to be fair a baseball bat doesn't have to be wielded that strong to beat a fencer's sword.

[flostailor86]

you could defeat Sellsword Arts with a two by four.

what's your point?

[minacrocodildrakaina]

did you say piece of wood?

don't worry though.

D will surely imitate.

[merchantofaf]

oh he'd definite think it was a zweihander

[val-the-flatworm]

If you want damage...

Jitte is where it's at.

trust me.

[adrian-gordon]

[ebarin-camel]

it's like when people say "what are gonna do without a gun?"

yeah...

✂️ My completely legal head-popping rifle with no need for a gun license

15 seconds · Clipped by Val the Flatworm · Original video "The World's Most Powerful Air Rifle!! (ZEUS 72 Cal)" by 1ShotTV

[handykid]

the khanda has killed the most people of all time.

[chip-peeters]

well if you rate the effectiveness per sword then it's the katana.

[shoretan]

only because they're passed down the family.

[mogura89]

per fight, historically, katana is still better.

may be to do with the fact it takes place in more modern times with a higher food availability, better medical practices and better information networks that allowed for faster training,

but i'm sure the sword is based too.

[flostailor86]

to be fair, of all the swords in use at that time, the katana was kinda ass.

HOWEVER!

the katana was THE ONLY sword, that was still being used by a militant force, at that time.

BECAUSE THE MACHETE IS A KNIFE!

[blobster2001]

[val-the-flatworm]

None of this is correct.

It's actually quite funny.

[adrian-gordon]

show this to any weapons fighter.

everyone will have a good laugh.

[adilthescale]

i may not be a weapons fighter but...

[handykid]

he can't use the thumb grip.

✂️ Hey Sellsword Arts

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[chip-peeters]

lol

[shoretan]

how in god's name

do padded leather gloves add grip to sweaty hands?

[flostailor86]

they're loose gloves as well, and they don't have straps.

[blobster2001]

i swear his entire channel is rage bait

[val-the-flatworm]

I would love to see you test your theory

Gimme a couple of tanto.

I will decorate the room with you.

[adrian-gordon]

i mean, this is literally how the Thai beat the Indians, so we have a real world example of him being wrong.

also, you can see him instinctively blocking with the far hand, when he's performing the strike.

he's literally demonstrating why he's wrong, in a video about why he's right.

i feel like he made this one specifically to attack me, since he's trying to show my technique not working, you know, the one i beat him with.

can't win the challenge, win the popularity contest, i guess.

that's what's known as bully tactics.

he should read up on history. see what happens to people who do that.

it's all fine and good to say you're better than someone, until that person turns up and calls your bluff.

do i need to educate this idiot again?

[adilthescale]

should I?

i mean, it doesn't have to be an official fight.

i could just turn up one day and kick his ass in the gym.

see him try to defend himself with a sword.

take on the others too if they jump in.

record that %@$#.

everyone will have a good laugh.

[ebarin-camel]

lol

[handykid]

i would pay you

[chip-peeters]

crinkle his ass.

[shoretan]

in all definitions.

[mogura89]

ALL?!

BD?

actually that's funny based.

[flostailor86]

lol

[val-the-flatworm]

They got it literally backwards lol

[adrian-gordon]

i see he's just as good a historian as he is a fighter.

[adilthescale]

why does everyone take "the impaler" literally?

[ebarin-camel]

[handykid]

is the base for that King Jimmy?

[chip-peeters]

with the red waistcoat it looks more like Edward.

[shoretan]

it's weird how few wear red waistcoats.

[mogura89]

the waistcoat is queen liz.

the rest is jimmy.

[flostailor86]

like a proto mary

[blobster2001]

oh God

[val-the-flatworm]

Fascinating

[adrian-gordon]

lol.

i guess he learned something from our encounter at least.

[adilthescale]

"hit them in the middle of their attack and make them feel stupid."

how many times did that happen to him before he learned this?

i can think of at least 4 times off the top of my head.

here's the point though, you need skill to hit someone mid-attack.

that's why he's learned the lesson of humility, yet he's not teaching us how to actively perform the humiliation.

[ebarin-camel]

[handykid]

dear Small D,

[chip-peeters]

lol

[val-the-flatworm]

Sellsword Arts presents the great reverse grip experiment.

Great Reverse Grip Experiment

Join me in my year long journey to prove, once and for all, if reverse grip with a sword is fact or fantasy!

"I will be training reverse grip for an entire year."

actually trains for 15 minutes, then talks shit for a few hours, but uploads the same yap session is segments spread over 3 weeks, but mislabels them as weeks 1 to 7, and provides no explanation as to where the other 45 weeks are supposed to be.

[adrian-gordon]

so he's full of bullshit?

was the trying to disprove reverse grip not enough alone?

[adilthescale]

exactly.

[handykid]

he didn't square up,

probably because he doesn't measure up.

[chip-peeters]

can we get a Shrek 1 quote for that?

[shoretan]

oh Lord D of Farqsword Arts would hate that.

[mogura89]

takes one to know one.

[flostailor86]

[val-the-flatworm]

Well that's a first.

[adrian-gordon]

this is the most "bro, i'm not gay." i've ever seen.

[adilthescale]

he's got boyfriend 2.0 skills.

his prison pocket's a pocket dimension.

[ebarin-camel]

how tight-assed is he?

[handykid]

do i have a challenger?

[chip-peeters]

how does one attain this power?

[shoretan]

andy would be the one to know.

[blobster2001]

is it just me or are there a lot of people named andy who are gay?

[andythefreshwaterray]

excuse me what the fuck?

[val-the-flatworm]

The difference between me and Vedal is that my girlfriends aren't virtual.

And now you know.

[adrian-gordon]

fair

[adilthescale]

bro has more partners than Sellsword Arse, Scativrsity and whoever that archer guy was combined.

which by the way, is zero.

[ebarin-camel]

✂️ I get more bitches than the amount that all of you have combined

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[handykid]

that it has John.

[chip-peeters]

which one

[shoretan]

probably Siri

[mogura89]

lol

[blobster2001]

those who know

[val-the-flatworm]

I'm too deep in the sauce

random internet person: "i know we've never talked but let's be friends."

me: "oh my god, yes, and we can talk about stratic catalids of mitoprotonades."

me: "where are you going? would you rather discuss nucleatides of selenia?"

the guy from before: "i'm gonna hang with my friends now. don't follow me."

[adrian-gordon]

everyone wants to talk about meat cleavers, until i start talking about Thai martial arts.

[adilthescale]

i wish people would stop talking to me about Assassin's Creed.

[ebarin-camel]

i may have inadvertently started world war 3

[handykid]

[chip-peeters]

what's with the sonic version carl meme

[shoretan]

i dunno but i'm gonna use it.

[mogura89]

same

[val-the-flatworm]

Twitter: This corporate entrepreneur did something right wing.

The Empire: I fired a rocket at the Russian consulate. It'll be in the news later today.

[adrian-gordon]

true

[adilthescale]

fair

[ebarin-camel]

we actually did that.

[handykid]

but we'll never say who

[blobster2001]

let it be a surprise for when they meet Putin.

[val-the-flatworm]

. I make a post.

. Hater responds a week later.

. I respond to hater's post 2 weeks later.

. Hater responds to my response a week later.

. I respond to their post a month later.

. Hater responds to that post a week later.

. I respond to that post 2 months later.

. Hater responds to that post a week later saying (and i quote) "you're just as obsessed with messaging me as I am with messaging you."

[adrian-gordon]

it was Seelsword Arts wasn't it?

[adilthescale]

nah.

bro gets back to you the same day.

[ebarin-camel]

sounds about right

[val-the-flatworm]

Once Upon A Witchlight animated shorts spliced into chronological order.

[adrian-gordon]

oh gee thanks

[adilthescale]

cool.

thanks.

[ebarin-camel]

[chip-peeters]

cool.

thanks.

[shoretan]

oh thank you.

[mogura89]

neat. thanks.

[blobster2001]

thanx

[nicolakozlov]

thank you