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@handykid
A conversation that actually happened.
me: "Denzel strikes me as the kind of person to keep hyenas, but it's illegal to keep them as pets in the UK, so I guess he had to settle for goats."
Denzel's coworker: "Actually, he keeps more hyenas than goats. It's legal because he's part of the zoological society's breeding program."
me:
@val-the-flatworm John?
explain?
we predicted it.
My personal experience with Sell-sword Arts
It was about 5 years ago.
I was called in to teach a stunt actor how to use a chain.
I go to the training center and everyone is clashing steel.
One guy has this toy light-saber and is making light-saber noises with his mouth fighting a guy with a long-sword.
I thought "There's no way that's the guy." and then the brat introduces himself.
He starts the conversation by telling me, a master of my craft, how much better he is at my job.
If he did that in my gym, I would have ground his face in the dirt.
He then grabs a long-sword by the blade and starts wielding it like a spear.
So I say that I can beat him unarmed with him using that sword.
The idiot agrees to it and I tell him he better put a stopper on the tip of the blade.
He refuses so I say "It' your funeral." and we start.
Instantly I use my bare hands to grab the blunt part of the sword, pushing it back against him.
That's a move anybody could do.
Idiot stabs himself in the leg.
So now he's embarrassed and has something to prove.
This while he's still bleeding on the floor mind you.
He tells me to do the thing he saw me do in a video, in real life, without photo effects.
I'm offended that he thought I edit my videos.
I pick up the chain to show him.
He tells me that what I did is physically impossible in real life.
He uses the Ghost Rider movie as a reference of how chains work.
The chain in that movie is CGI.
I tell him this and he says that they had a martial artist try to do what I did and it was impossible.
That's funny to me because I already know that the only fighter they consulted for the movie was a boxer, so what the hell does a boxer know about using a chain?
I show him the trick.
He asks me to show him how it's done.
I show him.
He can't do it.
Another person tries it and they are able to do it.
He tries again.
He fails again.
His friend tries to tutor him and he cusses them out.
More people turn up all trying to help him.
He's now doing the opposite of what they said and then saying "see, it doesn't work."
I stand behind him, I grab his arms, I make him perform the move like controlling a puppet.
He says "oh that's easy."
He tries again and fails because he didn't do what I showed him.
He kicks me out of his gym.
I see that he still hasn't uploaded any footage of this encounter.
yeah that sounds accurate.
i was asked to do mocap for knife throwing.
i had a similar experience.
animating job.
same story.
my favorite necklace I've made yet (spiked balls from soph's chains)
After many days of feeling under the weather, today I'm feeling a little better, and I started doodling.
Ferenir deserves a flail, he's been asking for it and I have been denying him. But not for much longer.
round shields and flails go very well together.
so a flail in doom dark ages holds water?
that sentence took me far too long the comprehend.
unless it's the sun shield.
Mariposa is a weapon I made for pride month. This chain flail with a butterfly weight has a 36" white oak leather wrapped shaft and a 5lb flail weight. Mariposa was a slur most used against myself and my family during my time living in Florida, but it's my weapon now. I do the damage with it. As always, this is made from all scrap and recycled materials and is as real as ever. My wonderful friend Jessie also painted this lovely rendition of it and I traded her some custom work for it!
practical and decorative.
see, it is possible.
respect
also, not a nightmare to clean.
The first episode of Gravity Falls is so funny compared to the rest of the series because you tell me the Mystery Shack has glass shards sold as crystals, cheaply made attractions, snow globes, t-shirts being sold...
But also fully functional grappling hooks in stock.
WOOT!
Three prong club!
word, my brother
respect.
respect.
Made a new Pf2e Character, he's a Kholo (basically a gnoll) Fighter named large Capybara
my god.
oh no
oh how unfortunate seeing this now after current events.
i know, right?
I made himb... I made himb Into a weapon 🔪
A woven Kirby / Flail
it needs a voice box that makes Kirby noises.
that sounds adorable
i bet i could make that.
i want one.
same
the chocolate teapot of flails.
true
better yet, make it out of metal but glaze it like this.
when they try to smash it, they're in for a surprise.
what did you look at to inspire that handle?
you know
we don't shame.
when in Vegas...
this shitpost is tagged #Shinobi #Ninja #Kusarigama #Oni Mask and none of these are correct.
is that Steven %@$#ing Segal again?
oh God it actually is.
is that a toilet handle chain?
you want to take a break from work...
to learn about work..?
true
good point
school trips are designed to make you enthusiastic about contributing to corporate civilization.
never forget that.
A kusarigama (Japanese: 鎖鎌, lit. "chain-sickle") is a traditional Japanese weapon that consists of a kama (the Japanese equivalent of a sickle or billhook) on a kusari-fundo – a type of metal chain (kusari) with a heavy iron weight (fundo) at the end. The kusarigama is said to have been developed during the Muromachi period. The art of handling the kusarigama is called kusarigamajutsu.
i might not be an expert at this, but something seems wrong about this.
i'm fairly certain there's no such things as a "grip ring" in Japanese weaponry.
they clearly used a 3 bar chain to make this monstrosity.
they're worse than the people who say it's a ninja weapon.
is that a ring in the middle of a rod?
Jesus.., try using this thing for real, you'll break your damn fingers.
oh, that's supposed to be a 9 bar chain.
the real ones don't have rings in them.
that's just to make them easier to display on a wall.
Big news!
I'm now in a poly relationship with Kris Yim, (note: NOT Chester the Otter, just another person who happens to be named Kris Yim) who I was already in a relationship with, but now also THE CAPTAIN!
Yep, the captain said yes. XD
I'm super happy! ☺️
congrats
Captain?
You mean MY captain?
How does that even work?
I dunno.
I thought John was %@$#ing Maro.
oh god no it's @empirrepostr .
please don't say all black cats look the same.
It's the anniversary of Denzel's death.
Denzel's last words were "If I come back and find out you guys have become pussy weak on me, I swear I'm gonna haunt your stupid ass."
Truly it cannot be argued that anyone else gave 100% like he did.
My heart goes out to his kids fighting in the Ukraine right now.
Our little Somalian GOAT is watching us from above and judging us.
that comic is so perfect
this is the perfect unofficial theme song for him.
wish i could remember that song that goes "i like it"
Felt appropriate
yeah, how is this still even happening?
we need that Chuckles meme for this.
the Avantris one with the agent on the phone.
only 9 more years to go.
don't tempt it.
just remove the zero
Someone's gotta keep order in Hell
i hate to say it but 2 more and we can do the "the boys" meme.
okay and this one needs the Avantris meme with the santa
lol.
Eka's Portal level list making.
for context, this is what @adrian-gordon is referring to.
