Dappy goes to an aesthetically pleasing coffee shop ☕️
trying on a metaphor

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Dappy goes to an aesthetically pleasing coffee shop ☕️
phansplosion 💥
commission for @lukeadams34 ~
some of my favourite @danielhowell videos
(i know i havent included any videos with phil in, like the halloween baking, i might make a separate version of this with my favourite dnp collabs together, do you guys think i should??)
phil version (link doesnt work on mobile, sorry!)
send me requests of any dan and phil video and i will draw a screenshot of it like these!
(click pictures for better quality)
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face
All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo
I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.
LGBTQ+ Book/Short Story recs for Book Lovers Day! ^_^
Tales From Perach, The Olive Conspiracy, A Harvest of Ripe Figs, and Knit One Girl Two by @shiraglassman
Not Your Sidekick by @authorcblee
The Answer by @rebeccasugar
for him.
Beach forts are fun.
Love is love.
Love is love.