honor among garbage men

am I supposed to laugh at the irony or cry at the sincerity?

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[ceilingriver]

[animentality]

[departmentq]

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[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[brian-kinney-apologist]

[panelshowsource]

REECE "BUBBLING RAGE" SHEARSMITH™

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[everyshadeofwrong]

question based tasks are phil's worst enemies

[potatomode]

Brian’s silent worry for Justin, restrained by his own guarded nature, pushed him to help in every way he knew how, desperately, yet without ever giving voice to how much he truly cared. Every action, no matter how small or understated, carried the weight of unspoken love, the quiet urgency of a man trying to hold someone together without demanding anything in return. Each gesture was his way of reaching out, of offering strength and safety, all for the man who had come to mean everything to him.

[aromanticduck]

Listen, I am against leopards eating people's faces. I think the world would be a better place if nobody ever had their face eaten by a leopard again. However! If you not only vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, but talk constantly about how people getting their faces eaten by leopards is not a big deal, and should be considered an acceptable sacrifice in the name of freedom... and then a leopard eats your face... Sorry bro but that's funny as shit. Literally the setup of a cartoon gag. Rest in pieces.

[reginasphalanges]

FRIENDS 10.02 The One Where Ross Is Fine

[goldenasirpa]

Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.

[soapaipillas]

It’s your uncle, Sam.

[luminouspica]

He was an activist before he became an actor. He was told to get out of town before he ended up dead as a young man, due to his activism.

This is just more of him being himself, which is as it should be.

[tazmanian-cigarette]

People really forgot that Sam Jackson was a Black Panther

[bloodbatty]

I reblogged this without saying anything earlier, but damn it’s so refreshing to see a celebrity that doesn’t feel the need to appeal to literal fascists.

[wilwheaton]

someone finally admitted it

[consistent-sincerity]

White supremacists: "All you inferior types are lazy and dumb, that's why we run the country and will always run the country."

Barack Obama, respected Constitutional scholar: "Now I'm your president."

White supremacists: "But... that's impossible! We've been cheating so hard!"

Barack Obama: "Well I just became your president again."

White supremacists: "Turn up the cheating to 11 and get our best guy in here!!"

Donald Trump, pedophile rapist and Russian asset: "covfefe"

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