I simply am existing

and sometimes it's just enough to do so

[jayce]

[mae-martin]

Oh, come on. You boys are family now.

[bigshotautos]

i hear they got out on good behavior.

[omayga]

I can’t even comment on this one… 

Reblog with your own cause of death XD

[delanyb]

Cursed Fnaf bootlegs beated me to death

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

[a-tired-sassy-orange]

I fucking knew it

[ghostmakescoffee]

[soapfireblog-deactivated2020090]

OK MY BOY STRAIGHT UP WALKED UP TO ME LIKE UCKING BAYONETTA AND MURDERED ME- OK NICE. HE DID IT WHILST LOOKING FRESH-

[ghost-flavored-gatorade-deactiv]

…ah

[slightly-moist-eggs-deactivated]

[kittydoesthings]

Alright then, fem!Conductor kills me.

[whipped-bean]

Dear god

[grape-nonny]

I…

can somewhat understand this.

[ccspostagebox]

Oh no.

[snails-n-slugs-09-deactivated20]

I-

I mean,.,.,..

[okay-finne]

im not gonna post the picture but i got me informing my father that Hey Maybe You Shouldnt Have Made Me Stop Wearing My Leg Braces As A Child

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Ave’s love of cowboys just murderer me, dope

[brandstifter-sys]

This is probably accurate

[cameronthecryptid]

…

[ravenwashere1776]

VIRGIL NO WHY

[magnetic-maverick]

Bendy and Boris in sweaters

[backuppixiedust]

Pretzel bread, how could you betray me like this?!?

[ninjamelissajulien]

Killed by my own son

[stronk-anime-nya]

KITTY NO

[quicksilverdaisyday]

i can’t post the picture but it’s the conductor from the polar express

[merely-walking-with-gods]

SLEEPER I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTER!!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Reblogging this so I can find it on mobile and access my gallery.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Charlie no

[imonlyhereforthefanfic]

[craseycazy]

[harukimurakittty]

[wickedcriminal]

Oh lawd he comin

[omensfromgod]

but alas… she is just baby

[skyhasanxiety-deactivated202008]

whY

[heehoo-snek]

well shit-

[bleheblehbleehdeleted-deactivat]

oh

[mushiiluvs]

I had a feeling

[boxfullofsomething]

I’m murdered by a probably upset King Dededee. Awesome

[agenderwillow-deactivated202010]

please no

[oh-heck-its-sunstone]

that’s

that’s terrifying

[the-magma-ruby]

WAIT WHAT @one-gay-gem help!!

[strange-pacifist]

Apparently the two different sides of my brain have chosen to end this. Damn

[bright-steven]

DEATH BY WRONG NAME-

[steven-mcfucking-universe]

((I’ve lost all primary functions))

[trauma-steven]

// oh

[bonecrunchy-deactivated20221106]

Guess Danny Devito gave me food poisoning

[realsquiphours-deactivated20240]

A really nice color palette???? I’m sorry but like actually how-

[disguiseddeer-deactivated202504]

Death by fish, boys 😎

[retrogamingblog2]

[wooahstoryofundertale]

[lieurarts-moving]

Do you think god stays in heaven, because he too, lives in fear of what hes created?

fuckin love insane puppet men and this bitch reminds me a LITTLE too much about lil cal. What if bro made spamton and how badly does he regret that.

[rainbowrocketrevival]

Piers, what's it like being surrounded by ppl who wanna take over the world or destroy it?

[niel-just-existing]

I am actually so in love with this

[rainbowrocketrevival]

Piers, what's it like being surrounded by ppl who wanna take over the world or destroy it?

[helmarok]

[cocokoalatea]

A collection of me memeing on my favorite Pokevillain.

[loveletterworm]

ok THERE. everyone in this dumb little au has designs now. not sure what to say that isn’t already kind of explained by these pictures. jevil is physically incapable of not being a clown…the one thing he cannot do…

[poisonedstamps]

and here we have the internal thought processes of legendary defense attorney phoenix wright

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

[metis12375]

[ampervadasz]

[swagpaws]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[batfamfucker]

I have seen this post multiple times in the past few weeks and it somehow always gets worse and gives me critical damage each time

[yugiohz]

mr. and mrs. movingcastle are ready for summer

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[goatpaste]

Oh good glad to hear

[goatpaste]

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

[goatpaste]

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

[goatpaste]

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

[goatpaste]

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[goatpaste]

Two time award winning post