Nigel the Chia

INVEST, BUY, SELL!!!!!

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$$$$$$$

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; - )

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SOON.

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8-)

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OH HAPPY DAYS

[nigelchia]

I've been neglecting Neopets a bit lately, but it's nice to come back to some good green.

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NIGEL CHIA'S GUIDE TO NEOSTOCK

Alright, it has come to my attention that some of you have no idea what the hell you are doing so I'm going to write up a super simple guide for y'all.

1) DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT

Invest 15k every day. Invest in stock selling at 15np and buy 1000 shares. If there are no shares selling at 15, buy at 16 and 17. If there are two selling at the same price, invest in the one you already have. 

2) FUND YOUR STOCKS

If you're a lazy shit like me, you probably never play flash games and restocking makes want to scratch your eyes out. Get a Habitarium. Oh my god I cannot emphasis how profitable those little bugs are. Level that sucker up to 50 and you can earn about 50k a day. 

Leave it running all day and night. Let's not pretend that you weren't going to be on Neopets all day anyway. 

3) SELL AT 60NP PER SHARE

Or 300%. Do not sell before this point. I don't care that you want to buy a paintbrush. You can ONLY buy 1000 shares a day and taking neopoints out before 300% is a waste of time. It will reach 60np, 60 is a safe and reliable sell point.

4) REINVEST THAT SHIT

You want to get to the point where you'll always have at least one share that is in the green, so you need to build up a portfolio. Eventually your stocks will be self-funded (plus a LOT extra woaaah baby).

THAT'S IT.

PLAY EVERYDAY. BE PATIENT. BUY FERRARI.

[that-girl-from-meridell]

Today was a successful day.

[nigelchia]

no this is really bad what are you doing

[shiyakusarutobi]

I really think he is licking the cellphone.:/

[seekerofaltador]

I think this is by far the highest return on my investments at any given time I’ve ever seen Normally I’m sitting just south of 0%

[nigelchia]

I'm very green at the moment too, it's very unusual.

[ihaveaneopetsaccount]

Lindeva and avonac UFA

Both UFA by llamas1_1 if you want either just send a neomail. If I don’t adopt out I’m going to paint or zap them soon.

[nigelchia]

is this a joke

[nigelchia]

HEAVY BREATHING

[venuquin]

fuck

[avidneopian]

Damn. Satan must really like you or st.

[wockthisway-deactivated20160515]

oh my god ;u;

[nigelchia]

I'M NIGEL FUCKING CHIA YOOOOOOOOOO CASH MONEY MAKE IT RAIN $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[nigelchia]

YES

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HEAVY BREATHING

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My current portfolio.

[jummie-roll]

HEAVY BREATHING

[nigelchia]

sell at 60+ it's too early to sell now.

[nigelchia]

this week on No Nigel, This Neopet Already Has A Customisation Stop Buying It New NC Items