Nigel Mallard

Duckverse OC roleplay blog for FOWL UK Director Nigel Mallard.

[harmonizertheroguehero]

“If I don’t kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.“

“Well… ‘ere’s a deal for you. Eef you don’t kill zis man I will remember you forever. So what do you say?”

[nigelmallard-blog]

“And why, exactly, should I be tempted by mere recollection by an unsightly wench?” Nigel smirked.  “I intend to give the sharks a hearty feast tonight.  And while this knave may be the main course, you will serve as an adequate snack for them in the meantime.”

With a motion of Nigel’s hand, several members of his crew drew their swords, advancing threateningly on Harmonizer.

[lordofthenegaverse]

"Why must you be so bombastic, petulant and utterly crude?" Nigel frowns distastefully. "Villainy is no excuse to behave like a spoilt child who doesn't get their way."

“Being a stuck up snob isn’t any better.” Negaduck retorts. 

[nigelmallard-blog]

“I was unaware that having the decency to act one’s age was grounds for being called a snob.” 

[lordofthenegaverse]

Negaduck laughed. “Like you have any decency?” He waved a hand to dismiss him.”Please. Go away or I’ll feed you to my chainsaw.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

“Or I could put a bullet through your skull and call it a day.”

[lordofthenegaverse]

“Something will go into a skull alright. But you won’t like it.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

Nigel scowled.  “Please. Don’t elaborate on that.  I’m quite sure I’d rather not know what images are running through that depraved mind of yours.”

[lordofthenegaverse]

“You really don’t want to know what goes on in my mind.” The villain looks at him with unsettling expression. “Or maybe you do.” He did bring out the chainsaw (from lord knows where) and ran his fingers down the length of the chain. He licked his bill while keeping that expression as dark thoughts ran through his head. “So really. What are you really here for aside from risking dismemberment?”

[nigelmallard-blog]

“To be honest, I had hoped to negotiate a deal with you.  A... partnership of sorts.”

But after witnessing how childish and excessively violent the drake was, he was growing less convinced that such a thing would be a good idea.

[lordofthenegaverse]

"Why must you be so bombastic, petulant and utterly crude?" Nigel frowns distastefully. "Villainy is no excuse to behave like a spoilt child who doesn't get their way."

“Being a stuck up snob isn’t any better.” Negaduck retorts. 

[nigelmallard-blog]

“I was unaware that having the decency to act one’s age was grounds for being called a snob.” 

[lordofthenegaverse]

Negaduck laughed. “Like you have any decency?” He waved a hand to dismiss him.”Please. Go away or I’ll feed you to my chainsaw.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

“Or I could put a bullet through your skull and call it a day.”

[lordofthenegaverse]

“Something will go into a skull alright. But you won’t like it.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

Nigel scowled.  “Please. Don’t elaborate on that.  I’m quite sure I’d rather not know what images are running through that depraved mind of yours.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

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“You must be mad, coming here like this.”

[harmonizertheroguehero]

“Oh, am I? You’re mad eef you think you can do zis! Please, there’s still time to stop. Many people will get ‘urt.”

Actually she was indeed crazy to face him unarmed. And still hurt from a gunshot to her arm. In FOWL vicinity. But this was her only chance. He had to realise this was wrong and stop.

[nigelmallard-blog]

“Why would I stop? People get hurt all the time. It’s a little game called ‘life,’ my dear. ”

Nigel’s tone turned ominous as he held up his gun.  “And sometimes, to win the game, you have to take others out of it.”

[harmonizertheroguehero]

Harmonizer tensed up, her grip tightening on her injured arm. “You didn’t kill me earlier. There’s ees good een you. Don’t do eet. A game… can still be played without anyone getting ‘urt, no?”

Technically he didn’t kill her because her reflexes were quick and she knew how to hide. But there just had to be good in him, right? Even a teeny tiny bit?

[nigelmallard-blog]

“After everything I’ve done, you still want to believe that.”  Nigel let out a short laugh, then flashed the heroine a darkly amused grin.  “You’re more daft than she ever was.”

You know.  My late wife?  The one I killed?

“Just like you, she thought she could ‘save’ me. She thought her love would make me change my ways.  And look where that got her.”  He shook his head.  “And now, here you are… making that same mistake….”

His grin dissolved into a scowl, and malice – with just the slightest hint of insanity – flickered in his eyes as he aimed the gun at Harmonizer’s forehead.

“And now, for getting in my way, you will pay the same price for it that she did.”

[harmonizertheroguehero]

Harmonizer shook her head, feeling anger and sadness. “She wasn’t daft. She was kind to love and care about you, even after seeing who you were. She gave you a chance when many wouldn’t. Don’t you see? There are many others who will love and care about you. Don’t do zis. I… I understand you don’t want to change, but you gotta give them a chance like she did. Give me a chance. Show zat you can do better than zis. For her.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

“How appallingly sentimental of you,” Nigel drawled.  “Love doesn’t interest me, nor do these ‘chances’ you keep speaking of.  Now, I’m afraid this row has gone on long enough.”

The drake narrowed his eyes and a grin crept back on his bill as he prepared to fire. “Send Nora my regards.”

He pulled the trigger.

[lordofthenegaverse]

"Why must you be so bombastic, petulant and utterly crude?" Nigel frowns distastefully. "Villainy is no excuse to behave like a spoilt child who doesn't get their way."

“Being a stuck up snob isn’t any better.” Negaduck retorts. 

[nigelmallard-blog]

“I was unaware that having the decency to act one’s age was grounds for being called a snob.” 

[lordofthenegaverse]

Negaduck laughed. “Like you have any decency?” He waved a hand to dismiss him.”Please. Go away or I’ll feed you to my chainsaw.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

“Or I could put a bullet through your skull and call it a day.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

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“You must be mad, coming here like this.”

[harmonizertheroguehero]

“Oh, am I? You’re mad eef you think you can do zis! Please, there’s still time to stop. Many people will get ‘urt.”

Actually she was indeed crazy to face him unarmed. And still hurt from a gunshot to her arm. In FOWL vicinity. But this was her only chance. He had to realise this was wrong and stop.

[nigelmallard-blog]

“Why would I stop? People get hurt all the time. It’s a little game called ‘life,’ my dear. ”

Nigel’s tone turned ominous as he held up his gun.  “And sometimes, to win the game, you have to take others out of it.”

[harmonizertheroguehero]

Harmonizer tensed up, her grip tightening on her injured arm. “You didn’t kill me earlier. There’s ees good een you. Don’t do eet. A game… can still be played without anyone getting ‘urt, no?”

Technically he didn’t kill her because her reflexes were quick and she knew how to hide. But there just had to be good in him, right? Even a teeny tiny bit?

[nigelmallard-blog]

“After everything I’ve done, you still want to believe that.”  Nigel let out a short laugh, then flashed the heroine a darkly amused grin.  “You’re more daft than she ever was.”

You know.  My late wife?  The one I killed?

“Just like you, she thought she could ‘save’ me. She thought her love would make me change my ways.  And look where that got her.”  He shook his head.  “And now, here you are… making that same mistake….”

His grin dissolved into a scowl, and malice – with just the slightest hint of insanity – flickered in his eyes as he aimed the gun at Harmonizer’s forehead.

“And now, for getting in my way, you will pay the same price for it that she did.”

[lordofthenegaverse]

"Why must you be so bombastic, petulant and utterly crude?" Nigel frowns distastefully. "Villainy is no excuse to behave like a spoilt child who doesn't get their way."

“Being a stuck up snob isn’t any better.” Negaduck retorts. 

[nigelmallard-blog]

“I was unaware that having the decency to act one’s age was grounds for being called a snob.” 

[nigelmallard-blog]

💬 (@harmonizertheroguehero)

“You must be mad, coming here like this.”

[harmonizertheroguehero]

“Oh, am I? You’re mad eef you think you can do zis! Please, there’s still time to stop. Many people will get ‘urt.”

Actually she was indeed crazy to face him unarmed. And still hurt from a gunshot to her arm. In FOWL vicinity. But this was her only chance. He had to realise this was wrong and stop.

[nigelmallard-blog]

“Why would I stop? People get hurt all the time. It’s a little game called ‘life,’ my dear. ”

Nigel’s tone turned ominous as he held up his gun.  “And sometimes, to win the game, you have to take others out of it.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

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“You stand there and accuse me, but where were you at the time?”

[agent-carol-torres]

“I was either in my office or in the hall delivering files to Agent Anca, Agent Long, and Agent Grizzlikoff. I’m sure my phone’s tracking will verify my movements.” The collie agent replied firmly.

[nigelmallard-blog]

“As will mine,” Nigel replied, a look of mild annoyance on his face.  He held his phone up, waving it slightly before offering it to her.

“Look through it, if you must.  But you will find I was at my flat at the time.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

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"You must be mad, coming here like this."

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"You stand there and accuse me, but where were you at the time?"

[justanotherrpmeme]

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[nigelmallard-blog]

Hey... what's your favourite thing to do at work?

Nigel grins ominously. “Everything.”

After a thoughtful pause, he frowns and adds:

“With the exception, perhaps, of having to interact with certain colleagues.”

[nigelmallard-blog]

You have the key to immortality in your hands. But not for free. If you want it, as a price, your worst enemy also gains immortality. Is it worth it?

“Of course.

“With all of eternity in my hands, there would be plenty of time to discover a method of robbing them of their immortality.  Particularly if we are talking about immortality in which one cannot perish from age, but can have their life ended by other means.  In which case, it’s simply a matter of who kills who first.

“In the meantime, even enemies can have their uses.  Having them stick around a while longer may not even prove to be an issue.”