Cat P

Memes, rainbows, Queen, One Direction, and depression. 36. NJ native living in NC.

[moniquill]

[androgyne-angel]

y’all ever think about planets?? stars?? they’re out there being big RIGHT NOW

[mrsterlingeverything]

Yes girl keep scrolling youll get there 😃

[thevillainsmustache]

May the force blow your tits clean off

[elliespectacular]

Thrilled to announce nothing

[theonion]

With a banner that read “We’re All You’ve Got!” hanging above its entrance, local disgusting restaurant Lenny’s Diner celebrated 30 years as a small town’s only option, sources reported Monday. “Since 1995, it has been our honor to serve the vilest food imaginable to a community that has no alternative,” read a letter that had been posted just above the C health code rating in the restaurant’s window, going on to thank the dissatisfied but loyal customers who continued to patronize the only dining establishment within a half hour’s drive of their homes.

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[himboniall]

four by one direction will always be that album.

[porcelain-rob0t]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[1anonyymous1]

Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD

[casgirl]

people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.

[anneemay]

Dude literally received death threats from Italian fascists for his research on Italian cuisine

Read this article here (no paywall):

https://archive.md/TRMZJ

[probablyasocialecologist]

There’s a dark side to Italy’s often ludicrous attitude towards culinary purity. In 2019, the archbishop of Bologna, Matteo Zuppi, suggested adding some pork-free “welcome tortellini” to the menu at the city’s San Petronio feast. It was intended as a gesture of inclusion, inviting Muslim citizens to participate in the celebrations of the city’s patron saint. Far-right League party leader Matteo Salvini wasn’t on board. “They’re trying to erase our history, our culture,” he said.

When Grandi intervened to clarify that, until the late 19th century, tortellini filling didn’t contain pork, the president of Bologna’s tortellini consortium (a real job title) confirmed that Grandi was right. In the oldest recipes, tortellini filling is made from poultry. “This is the reason why I do what I do,” Grandi says. “To show that what we hail as tradition isn’t, in fact, tradition.”

Today, Italian food is as much a leitmotif for rightwing politicians as beautiful young women and football were in the Berlusconi era.

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

[kosmogrl]

it's like, I can't remember what I did two weeks ago but I can tell you all about something that made me cry when I was 14

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[tornandwretched-deactivated2024]

me when my depressive episode is suddenly over

[guerrillatech]

[glassblueribbon-deactivated2024]

Everyone that’s nice to me Thank u I feel horrible all the time