f%#!ng awesome

HI!

[euphorriicc]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Intimidating borks. 🔊

[nerkmid]

[ihaveastigmatism]

what the fuck was this show even about

[mathssuck-deactivated20150823]

[therealhamster]

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

[beefbearrito]

[beafcow2]

me and the squad

[in-soviet-russia-appa-rides-you]

Click the sound, it gets better.

[libraryfemme]

I’m

[skookumthesamoyed]

Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed

[skookumthesamoyed]

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!

[hayden548514541541421-deactivat]

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want

[mirkokosmos]

[niggathatsthemotto]

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

[niggathatsthemotto]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[sofapizza]

not again robert, think of the children

[awesome-picz]

Today Is National Take Your Dog To Work Day.

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

they are working very hard and I am proud of them

[lake-erie]

“It’s impossible to have both class and swa-”

[alexander]

[greelin]

[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are