It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

I'm Ashley. 21. Meridian, Idaho. Fresh out of art school. I like dogs and my boyfriend.

[sixpenceee]

Pluto in 8K resolution. We’ve come a long way from when Pluto looked like this.

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[movedto-yxnggrim]

Fuck I love pluto

[imcristinayang]

[secretmessages1983]

im gonna get fucking griefed by like 4 people in fallout 76 while planting corn

[pharafax]

I can’t wait

[mercys-wife-deactivated20180515]

*Reinhardt laughter in the distance*

[littlebirdofprey]

@crow-t-goldenspiderduck

[wepon]

#i see we’re rediscovering imperial roman tactics (x)

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

[imguiltyofthis]

this is the definition of college.

[comic-canary]

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

[polywoggiest]

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

[thistherapylife]

Accidental crocodiles lol

[relentlesslygayy-deactivated202]

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

[vastderp]

It’s in that prophecy. “After a while: crocodile.”

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[thehalfblooddprincesss]

[isnt]

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

[thehalfblooddprincesss]

[evilsupplyco]

It’s Halloween somewhere <cracks open a pumpkin>

[stolentweets]

[rebel-in-tartan]

BYE

[skindyedblue]

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

[lost-in-a-wizarding-world]

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

[girlwhohas-everything]

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

[headcanonsandmore]

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

[angry-badger-bitch]

Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME

Everyone: What the fuck

Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal

[smashbike]

orisa just wants efi to go to college and be a good successful girl and graduate with a doctorate at age 15 and sometimes cowboys have to die for that to happen.

[raptorific]

Moira mispronounced Mei’s name and made her cry in one breath which is why literally none of her coworkers like her

[raptorific]

Moira: “Dr. Wilson, when the other moon apes murdered everyone on horizon, did you get any interesting scientific data out of that?”

Winston: “did you just call me Wilson and ask me about my dead dad”

[raptorific]

At overwatch HR there’s a form that just says “in the space below please tell us what Moira said”

[fairycosmos]

you ever just stare at the wall and think hoo boy suicide sure is an option 

[thehalfblooddprincesss]

Hey everyone, I started a gofund me to raise money for 23 and me tests so I can learn more about my health/wellness and history. Any amount would be appreciated! Many thanks!

[cuddle-brat]