Mike Hoffmann

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Mike Hoffmann
Now I know something you don’t
Moku Hashimoto
"Rock Day"
橋本もく「ロックの日」
The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet
I love that gamer gothic post, especially because it functions as a free honeypot for me to block anyone who is like "uhhhhhhhmmmm u can't "wake up dead" ACTUALLY SNORT SNORT NSORT"
It's the pedantic, spoon-fed cinema sins-style "critique" that's driving whatever fraudulent literacy claims people love to tout, not women reading dark romance (as but one example of impotent outrage among the poseur intelligentsia); no one baffled by that phrase actually reads anything, and you can for real dismiss their opinion.
I love that gamer gothic post, especially because it functions as a honeypot for me to block anyone who is like "uhhhhhhhmmmm u can't "wake up dead" ACTUALLY SNORT SNORT NSORT"
There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.
imagine getting to work here ☕😇
also in the grim dark future there is only mechababy
space marines can't jump!
Fate, by Hugo Lederer c.1905.
香港 • Hong Kong
This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete