NATM AU

come on and slam and welcome to the new museum a night at the museum au bring on the ocs

[nightattheau]

quick do a smack cam

"I don’t recommend slapping Plan," Lewis said, rubbing the back of his neck.  He’d just returned from an escapade in the air ducts with a video camera in tow. 

[nightattheau]

has any of the pilots picked up on angels crush?

Lewis is basically trotting around the museum at this point to inform everyone that the blog is up and running.  Two of the aviators wander past and notice the question- Pilot Officer Ellard and Flight Lieutenant Gillard.  It was lucky that they were the two to notice the question, and they quickly answer it to get it out of the inbox.

"We’re not blind, it’s pretty obvious who has been crushing on Perry, especially when we saw Angel staring at him from across the bar the other night.  He’s not exactly the stealthiest gangster," Ellard explains with a short smile.  "He sure tries, though."

"I caught him leaving flowers for Perry today too," Gillard chimes in.  He was often inside the plane doing repairs and looking it over, so he had been there when Angel stopped by- though luckily he had been unnoticed.  "He was lucky it was me in there and not Smythe."  

"That’s true.. It would be bad if the Commander caught onto Angel’s crush, I hope he’s more careful about it.."

"I mean, Perry was thrilled with the flowers and the prospect of a secret admirer, but with things the way they are with us and the gangsters, I don’t see it working out."  Gillard let out an exasperated sigh.

"Nothing to do but hope for the best." 

[nightattheau]

what kind of advances does angel make on perry, if he does anything aside from stand around and blush idk hes kinda weak

Lewis had to fetch the gangsters for this question, and Amelia takes the phone and reads it aloud to Angel, who turns beet red at the question.  While he struggles to think of an answer, she does it for him.

"You think he’d be real good at sweet talking ‘cause he’s always runnin’ his mouth, but he ain’t.  Boy can’t take his cheaters off his crush to save his life."  

"THAT’S NOT TRUE," Angel yelps, embarrassed.  Amelia gives him a stern look.

"Okay maybe it’s a LITTLE true, but I do other things too!  I absolutely left him flowers today, the real nice kind.  I borrowed Lewis’ glad rags to sneak out and get real ones, even."  He seems proud, puffing up his chest at his accomplishment.  Whether he’d put his name on said flowers was a mystery.

"Don’t go shoutin’ that, or you’ll get an earful from Lewis," Amelia scolded, smacking Angel upside his fool head before going to find the Night Guard and tell him they had answered the question.

[nightattheau]

do net and lewis do the kissy kissy rubby rubby

"This blog was a mistake," Lewis deadpans, quickly moving to delete the question.

"What does that say Lewis?" Angel asked, trying to peer over his shoulder, only to get a Lewis’ palm shoved into his face."NOTHING."

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"It's done," Lewis said, pushing himself away from his computer.  "Now we sit back and wait for questions."  Angel bounced his leg excitedly as he stared at the screen, as if waiting for a question to pop up right then and there.   "And these strangers will speak to us though your magic mirror?"  The pharaoh asked, peering curiously at the computer. "It's not a- nevermind.  Yes, with any luck, strangers will ask us questions through the," Lewis lets out a long suffering sigh, "Magic mirror." "Excellent."  The Pharaoh left to fetch some other members of the museum, though the excitable mobster refused to leave the computer.  Lewis wasn't thrilled about having to give it up, but if some questions kept the exhibits occupied, it would probably make his job easier.  It was worth a shot.

[nightattheau]

im thinking im probably going 2 turn this into a natm ask blog kinda deal instead of just a place for headcanons because that sounds FUN so feel free to send in stuff ill probably reply in cute drabbles 

[captain-dav]

i finally drew all three of them golly 

[nightattheau]

AMELIA AND THE GANG

[nightattheau]

Angel was a ginrunner for the speakeasy which basically meant he drove out to pick up the alcohol and drove back like a madman avoiding rival gangs and the police whilst speeding through stoplights. 

[captain-dav]

if u ask angel about perry he’ll get all embarrassed 

[captain-dav]

angels talks a lot especially when he shouldnt aka dont mock ur enemies angel or u in for a bad time 

[nightattheau]

Angel has a huge unrequited crush on the british officer Perry and i need to write drabbles about that 

[nightattheau]

Flying high!!! Angel/Perry!!

the only ship that matters tbh ITS THE ONLY ONE WITH A NAME TOO

will they ever get together?? can the mobsters and pilots get along?? the world may never know.  i dont even know. 

[nightattheau]

i hateship those minis tho

welcome 2 the club pal 

[nightattheau]

PLEASE GIVE AMELIA A GIRLFRIEND

TRUST ME IT IS IN THE WORKS 

[nightattheau]

Shipping time! I think the two fighting minis would be cute together, and Amelia and Plan!

you mean Jaques and Jonathan?  im pretty sure they would rather kill each other but if they ever managed to get along WHO KNOWS 

i have never actually considered Amelia/Plan tbh but thats because Amelia is actually very gay so 

[tinyotphell]

OFFICIAL NATM TINYCHAT

http://tinychat.com/n4tm3

IF WE EVER NEED TO CHAT I BEG THAT YOU REBLOG THIS LINK

N4TM3

WE HAVE TO. No more random tinychatlinks. Just this one. Plz. I’ll be here everyday

[captain-dav]

larry is too scared to be mad at ahk for long so he draws terrible notes probably  based on one of kurgy's rad da comics

[captain-dav]

@fivenightsatthemuseum makes me happy