geriatric ingenue

is this how it happens?

[placidhousee]

© Melissa Santamaría

[ringwaldhaze]

rereading gtn and it's so funny that harrow claims not to think about gideon only to be immediately disproven by revealing that she spent a full night planting bones under the landing field to make sure gideon can't leave

[sincerelynotserious]

Finally reading TLT and I’m only in the fifth chapter but I get why the gay mentally ill book hit it big on the gay mentally ill webbed site

[fruityyamenrunner]

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[geniusoflove]

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

[geniusoflove]

me listening to voulez vous 

[taxinealkaloids]

thinking about the tower princes again. girl worst friends. they’re so miserable i’m obsessed

[paladitos]

my body is a vessel for the bit

[carys-the-ninth]

Hitting Ch 44 of Harrow the Ninth like

[maggiecheungs]

the tomb has been opened…..

[grapefruiters]

things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.

[billy-crudup]

Before, you were asking about ‘our daughter’. It’s crazy. But… it really got me thinking… what if… you had come with me all those years ago.  You want to know what would have happened? ‘What if?’ We’d wake up everyday… in a tiny apartment… over a failing laundromat.  EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert 

[goodnighthorses]

Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world

[taxinealkaloids]

ianthe is the funniest character in tlt for taking one look at harrow’s whole Deal and immediately going ‘nothing has ever been more attractive to me than this’ 

[witchymomo]

rip Villanelle you would have loved the saint of awe

[nightbossinjorts]

me on tumblr right now as twitter users siphon in: cmon guys, put the Goncharov away, not now ok, tuck your shirt in

[rosenkranz-does-things]

At the breaking of the chains and of the bones, one of the children there offered violence to her, appearing on the altar and raising her weapon high.

[autumn2may]

fruit-in-jars 101 by stacynguyen

“What is jam? What makes something authentically jam? Can bacon really be made into jam?

It was all very Existentialist.

The answer to those questions is a bit complicated and non-definitive. The U.S. FDA has defined jam and jelly in very specific and mathematical terms (such-and-such percentage of juice to fruit to water to sugar = jam/jelly); it also uses jam and preserve interchangeably, for the most part. While interesting, the FDA’s definitions did not matter much to me because the FDA wasn’t really using the terms in the way that we usually use the terms. Also, the FDA wasn’t comprehensive in its definitions. It didn’t tackle other fruit spreads like marmalades or curds, for instance.

The more I looked into, the more I thought, dude, this information would make a good infographic.”