For My Other Stuff

I like some stuff but it really doesn't fit with my main theme, so sideblog time! -- Adult | Multi-fandom | She/Its -- M and E rated content, plus fandoms that don't fit my main account

[nightcoreandspite]

Hi, welcome to my blog, which is a sideblog of NightcoreAndCaffeine!

I want to keep my interests a tad segregated, since I want my main blog to remain SFW, while this sideblog can have any darker or explicit content.

Again, multi-fandom and interested in writing. As for fandoms you'll find on this page, I'm interested in:

•Call of Duty Modern Warefare (OG and remakes)

•Hitman World of Assassination

•Dispatch

And while all these are segregated on my Tumblr, all fics will be posted to my AO3, NightcoreAndCaffeine, because fandoms are grouped together, so anyone can easily ignore the fandoms they don't vibe with.

[blond-shell]

the two most important things that can happen to a man on ao3 are premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Oh you're writing a gay smut fic with a fantasy setting? Don't forget to give one of your characters a

[philosophicalparadox]

It’s not that mysterious though.

Anyone carrying a bladed weapon carried oil. (More on that in a sec) Oil is what you use to clean and condition steel, especially, since water will rust it.

Many people in the Middle Ages used scented oils for their skin and hair from noblemen to lowly serfs.

Oil was incredibly abundant and quite cheap. The TYPE of oil however does matter in this.

Sheep oil (rendered from their fat) was very common and used for all manner of things from making soap to treating skin conditions. Rendered sheep fat has a very light texture and is a decent carrier oil without too pungent of a scent. Unfortunately it did rancid fast so it was common to add lots of herbs to it to help preserve it, especially rosemary, borage, marjoram and citron peels. This is how it became a common “perfume” oil used to scent hair skin or clothes. Nearly anyone would have had this handy somewhere.

Rendered pork oil was very common too and was most popular as a cooking oil.

Vegetable oil made from walnuts, almonds and flax seed was by far the most common non-animal oil. Nearly anybody had a bottle of almond or walnut oil in their pantry or on their person. These were by far the most popular oils used for conditioning steel, with walnut oil preferred because its tannins also gave armor a patina that kept it better. Only the absurdly wealthy ever wore polished armor. Everyone else blackened it to make it keep better. Walnut oil is good at doing that.

Walnut oil also works well as a lubricant. People back then DID use sexual lube by the way. No prostitute would be caught dead without it. Their favorite types were walnut and olive oil, though almond oil might be used in a pinch. They also used watered down acacia gum in southern Europe, which was sticky but slick and easy to re-wet.

Olive oil though was THE oil in Europe. It was expensive, comparatively, but obviously people considered it well worth its cost because it was found everywhere south of the Seine and frequently seen in even minor lordly houses or knights quarters much farther north. Considering quite a few people of the time thought it had aphrodisiac qualities when applied as certain way (likely because raw olive oil has a warming effect) I think you can imagine the most common reason it was sought after by men in particular.

Olive oil was also used in medicine and just about any church had some floating around somewhere because it’s conveniently good at treating minor infections and is wonderful for toothaches.

So the mysterious vial of oil isn’t at all mysterious and even if he were carrying it around with the sole intention of using it for sex, that wouldn’t actually be that strange either.

[oncosis]

truly love tumblr bcuz nowhere else would you come across a post that has pretty fonts, ribbon lace and pink ribbons and sparkles and a medium text size going

“[OP’S WEEKLY HEADCANNON], [CHARACTER]: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 🎀 o(≧v≦)o★”

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[electricpurrs]

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[darka141]

Soulmate au where at the age of 21 you get a single note from your soulmate 30 years in the future.

Ghost who thought that he didn't have a soulmate or that they would be dead because of his lack of note.

Soap who was confused at the words on his note saying, “Put on a helmet in the tunnels.”

[badlydrawnwaterbae]

[s0fter-sin]

knot specific erectile dysfunction

alpha!ghost who is so ashamed of not being able to pop his knot after barely surviving roba that he hasn't slept with anyone for years; he spends his ruts in twisting agony because his body's waiting for the relief of a knot that never comes, will never come

until omega!nik gentles him into bed with him; lays him down in his nest with its soft, foreign walls, scent-drenched in nik’s orange and dark treacle. he sucks on his scent glands, finds all the sensitive parts of his body ghost didn’t know he still had, and he almost stops breathing when nik’s hot cunt envelops his twitching cock

nik sees it when ghost's about to cum, the shame and dysphoria readying to hit in anticipation of ghost’s still-flaccid knot. so he reaches down and cradles his full, aching balls and shoves them inside his cunt in a faux knot

the blinding heat and tightness makes ghost cum so hard he blacks out

ghost wakes up tucked under nik’s chin, wakes to an omega’s content purrs for the first time in his life; his balls still acting as a knot, keeping his cum inside him longer than his true knots ever would’ve

in the soft warmth of nik’s nest, pillowed on his broad chest and held so close, he feels an unfamiliar euphoria that he was able to satisfy such a strong omega

[urkapaw]

"do you remember when we were friends? after work we used to come up here, have a drink. watch the sunset" ok gayass. sterling when hes obsessively chasing down his rival, the only guy who matches his freak, and delights in playing mental chess with him. who he used to go up to the roof and watch the sunset with, i guess. like friends

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[nfatcheese]

"chell solving test chambers is like sex for glados" well known, basically canon with that bit in portal 2 where they established that glados's body has a built in pleasure response to completing test chambers

"chell solving test chambers is like sex for chell" groundbreaking, deeply fascinating implications about chell, opens up new and innovative forms of lesbian sex

[kotzer]

[kult0bunny]

"The hostage is going to be alright, Rob. She's fireproof. The fucker who has her isn't."

"GET EM' DAAYI!"

Someone realizes it was a bad idea to mess with Flambae's niece.

[raisinchallah]

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

[chaserology-deactivated20260410]

this is maybe the greatest post ever made

[punkrorschach]

i just remembered people trying to raise the torches against one of the authors of Oh Joy Sex Toy because she, a cis woman, wrote about wearing prosthetic penises (aka packers) sometimes during normal daily routines, and commented that it made her feel sexy to have a penis. and how her cis husband also thought it was sexy for her to have a penis.

people inexplicably found this transphobic. celebrating a woman having a penis or wanting a penis while still being a woman. was transphobic. and this being leveled against a loudly pro queer sex educator.

it made me realize how little people actually unpack about sex, kink, and gender, even ostensibly liberal people. i dont know if that was THE first time i realized it but it certainly crystalized the meaning for me.