Sarcasm Station

Mori || 21 || certified disaster || Please kindly fuck off if you're a minor.

[fuwaprince]

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[dyke-parade]

fyi to those of you who still haven't read the phm book, you're missing out on some pretty hardcore Yearning after grace & rocky part ways. there's whole chapters of grace like, staring sadly after rocky's departing ship in the petrovascope every single day while thinking mournfully about how great his best friend is and how much he wishes rocky was there, before doing an insane amount of complicated relativistic math to calculate the exact moment when he'll no longer be able to see the blip-a's light in the distance bc he already misses rocky so much. it's great stuff

[brucebocchi]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[freakoutgirl]

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

[bisexualgarrus]

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

[orangei-sindy]

WOW

[catcrumb]

[boringkate]

I love incidental benches. Like any kind of knee high concrete ledge that you can sit down on. I'll even sit on a nice staircase. Fuck it. If it's late, I'm tired, there's nobody around, and I'm going down then I'll even sit on an escalator. Just try to stop me.

Obviously intentional benches are preferable, but I'll take what I can get.

There's even a bit of a nice thrill to sitting on a non bench. Like it's an exploit. The game devs never meant for you to sit there. Speed sitting strats.

[piosplayhouse]

Professor left a comment on one of my essays and the only thing she said was "this is the first time I've ever heard someone use the word 'ouroboric'"

[dionysiaproductions]

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

[l3onsl3ftbic3p]

i posted this on my Instagram but heres a vid of two clips i edited together and put some music over from my trip to the Georgia aquarium!

audio: high water instrumental - sleep token

[playing-with-colors]

[markermagpie]

I feel like Grace told them this so they wanted to join in

[aislinceivun]

Rocky fix

[gorsho444]

On the line

[maalidoesart]

run

[parkchanwoohoo]

The world could be so beautiful