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I write code. sometimes, I write fanfic. she/her.

[nightdotlight]

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this blog isn’t abandoned <3 I’m just busy.

[fanonical]

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

[starpast]

real footage of my stupid ignorant ass looking up 2 years later why Kafka was called like that

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[kaashina]

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

[ace-in-a-very-distressing-hole]

valkyrie cain truly is the most character of all time. she killed a guy at 12 years old. she inherited a haunted house. her coworker is a skeleton. she didn’t fucking go to school. she’s ripped as hell. she accidentally started a cult made up of about five people. she’s bisexual. she sees the future but really inaccurately. she has a pet dog. she’s the antichrist. she dates a scottish necromancer who works as a teacher. she survived a zombie apocalypse. she has guilt over killing someone who is still alive. she’s not allowed to drive the bentley. she destroys humanity. she saves humanity. she accidentally discovered the Bad parallel dimension. she’s broken out of several prisons. she birthed a race of gods. she has a brief stint as the antichrist again but this time religious flavoured. she can fly. there’s a timeline where she turns into a harpy. she does everything out of spite. she’s been decapitated. she has two evil doppelgängers. she’s a victim of medical malpractice. she fucking hates one cop in particular. she’s friends with loser gay zombies who own a pub. she accidentally caught the attention of budget edward cullen. she hates walking. the list goes on and on. truly the most character of all time.

[greykolla-art]

I feel like I’m making people interested in reading Skulduggery Pleasant by just drawing cute scenes.

That’s false advertising, these books HURT me!

So here’s out of context and out of order angst scenes too!👏

[nightdotlight]

I am enjoying the small pleasures in life. like watching my friends’ jaws drop lower and lower as I describe the series of events leading to my most recent breakup.

[nightdotlight]

something about how to be known is to be loved— and something about how I went through a breakup 10 days ago, and in the end it was my ex from 7 months ago who picked up the pieces. and something about how 3 days ago, I got the wordle in 3, and he got it in 2. because he still knows my first guess.

[nightdotlight]

How much older is he than the Daughter and Son, whose eyes are so ancient yet faces so fresh and smooth with youth? Anakin sneaks a glance at them, huddled some distance away. How many years have they had, to learn their powers and role? The Force is ancient, eternal. The Winged Goddess and Fanged God, they have been known for millennia. How long ago did they come here?

[kittchuco]

New Coraline design drop

[dramakoala]

[gayhoediaz]

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

[saturni-idae]

Down in the dungeon, where hunger resides 🩸

I wanted to make a dungeon meshi fanart for a while, and man, I love Falin, so here we go

I hope you like it :)

[thingstrumperssay]

Now, I don't really know anything about the UK's politics. Just that Brexit is bad, but I decided to take a quick peek at what's going on over there since there's an election going on and this is the first thing I see.

What the fuck?! Are those beans?!

[toaarcan]

I believe so.

Everyone on the ballot gets to stand on the stage, and there's no laws preventing people from getting silly with it. There are a few consistent faces among them, most famously the members of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, and it's how we get incredible images like this:

Count Binface and Elmo have become regulars, usually standing in the same seat as the reigning Prime Minister, though with this election looking like a total washout for the Tories (which it was, lmao), it seems Elmo decided to run against the incoming PM instead.

Count Binface also stood in the London mayoral race this year, and managed to get 24260 votes, and though he was ultimately defeated by the incumbent, Labour's Sadiq Khan, Khan nonetheless acknowledged Count Binface as a worthy contender, and congratulated him on defeating the candidate from far-right nutbar party Britain First, who became very upset when it was confirmed that he was defeated by Count Binface.

Count Binface is, to be clear, a new identity for previous contender Lord Buckethead, who had to change aliases because of copyright infringement.

For those who may be worried about where a man who stands as a parody candidate may fall politically, fortunately, Count Binface is one of the good guys, as he elaborated in an exclusive interview with the Big Issue, a charity magazine dedicated to helping the homeless.

Count Binface considers homelessness something that can be and should be completely eradicated within four years, and has used his increased prominence during election seasons to raise money for Shelter, another charity that supports homeless people.

So yeah, Bean Guy isn't even abnormal over here lmao.

[gachahugs]

let's eat together