QUEEN MEEN

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[meenqueen]

www.rbnjb.com?a=27699341

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[kristina100000]

we didn't evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened...

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[kristina100000]

[giflounge]

Escape velocities for every planet in the solar system

[somebitchwhoplaysyugioh]

Jupiter: YEET

[webcomicname]

[samarajethwa]

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[castielific]

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.

[bananatwinky]

who needs healthcare when you can just die poor

[bananatwinky]

I drew this a while back and I had it sitting around and it seems like a good time to also post

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

A tall man who thinks being 6'4" is a personality: I’m 6'4" Me, leaving them on read:

[crazyshitisay]

Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

And I haven’t needed a 6'4" man since I got my reaching claw.

[whatspeaksofter]

Went straight for their kneecaps on that one

[whitepeopletwitter]

[girlnumbersix]

i love girls and i love twitter and i love girls on twitter

[rob-pattinson]

Golden Globes 2018 // Oscars 2018 // Oscars 2020 Nominees

[figtopnote]

where’s that lorde tweet abt people not being ready

[figtopnote]

[analvelocity]

Reminder that film critics think Bolt is a better animated movie than El Dorado

[thanatos-moon]

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

[black-morticia]

In an episode of Ed, Edd, n, Eddy, we see Double D’s parent’s room. And not only do they sleep in separate beds but later Double B says “There’s no kissing allowed in my parents room, Ed.” Which makes me believe that Double D’s parents don’t love each other and are divorcing. And combined this with they communicate with their only child through sticky notes… Means that the only reason Double D hangs out with Ed and Eddy is because he’s starved for attention from his parents. He’s rebelling by hanging out with two troublemakers with the hopes of getting his parents’ attention. Further more-

[hotgirlmeg]

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

[scythemaster1]

friend who's new in town: hey what's that! *points at coin factory*

me:

[scythemaster1]

them: *points at another, non-coin factory* that one too?

me:

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

i’m the most provocative and unique bitch in this Aldi ...