An Empty Cartoon World

The Nightmare Critter cartoon hasn’t been on the air in decades, but the lives of the critters continue on. They haven’t received a script in years, but what happens when they receive something that isn’t a script?

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Who would get to the top of the skyscraper first if someone had challenged them to a race? Simon, Rabie, or Poe?

“Rabie would.”

“POE DID YOU HIT SIMON WITH A BASEBALL BAT?”

“He hit Baba first.”

“Oh, carry on.”

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Who won?

“Simon did. His body is more aerodynamic and heavy-“

“BAAAAAAAA!”

The sheep bleats out as a pillow smacks her in the back of the head.

Camera pan to Simon, who looks smug until Poe appears and WACKS him with a baseball bat.

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What kind of dates do the couples had done?

“Dinner dates, movie dates- One time Simon and Rabie did a date night on top of a skyscraper and took turns seeing who could dive to street level the fastest.”

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Does Simon think that Rabie is such a cute bat?

“Of course she’s a cute bat! She’s my girlfriend and that automatically makes her adorable! Rabie! Show them how adorable you aaaa- HOLY SHIT-“

…Rabie’s face was covered in blood as she drank from a blood bag and may have sprayed some on her face. “Wuh?”

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Hey icky I’m sorry about the bees, I didn’t know that you were allergic.

“Rude to unleash bees even if I wasn’t allergic, man.”

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If they had board games, what do they play?

Is one of them Monopoly?

“Monopoly is a no-go after Simon almost killed Poe.”

“THE BASTARD LITERALLY DID NOT LET ME GET ONE MONOPOLY! HE BOUGHT ONE OF EVERY FUCKIN COLOR PROPERTY!”

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If the critters have done hide and seek, who was the best at it?

“Moi! I have a grrrrrrreat sense of hearing AND smell!”

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@babachopped and @thegreatcritterwest will be Mondays. @nightmareoncritterstreet and @smilingnightsandneoncritters will be on Tuesday’s. @madmaxcritters and @poppy-playtopia will be Wednesdays. And the new blog, @ravenintheewehouse Will be Thursdays. Fri through Sun will be a freeforall where I just answer whoever whenever I feel like it!

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Oh! Yea hold on. Since today is the blog debut, we’re giving it extra attention! Go visit @ravenintheewehouse dorks!!

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@babachopped and @thegreatcritterwest will be Mondays. @nightmareoncritterstreet and @smilingnightsandneoncritters will be on Tuesday’s. @madmaxcritters and @poppy-playtopia will be Wednesdays. And the new blog, @ravenintheewehouse Will be Thursdays. Fri through Sun will be a freeforall where I just answer whoever whenever I feel like it!

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HIATUS ANNOUNCEMENT. I am going to be putting all of my blogs on hiatus and creating a schedule so that each one is given equal attention. The blogs that I run ( @bigger-bodies-resewn , @babachopped , @thegreatcritterwest , @nightmareoncritterstreet , @smilingnightsandneoncritters , @madmaxcritters , and @poppy-playtopia ) along with a new one I am making (Inspired by noir and films of a similar nature. Name pending) are all being put on a slight hold.

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Icky, think you can show us an example of your flexibility? (Like a split, a high kick, or something)

“Eh? Sure!” He stretches a bit just to limber himself up, then he lifts his leg up yntil he’s doing vertical splits.

“Tada!”

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little did icky know the bees are just honey bees, the kind that don’t sting.

“Do not bee-little me for beeing afraid of Bees!”

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What happened in who’s on first?

“No, What’s on second base! Who’s on First.”

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How flexible is Icky exactly?

“I- eugh- basically have no bones.”

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What's the funniest episode you guys had done here?

“Ohhh. The funniest…”

“Who’s on First-“ Icky gets smacked by Simon.

“NO.”

“Lemme field this one.”

“Ohhh, yes it’s a great idea to let the Lazybones decide what’s funny.”

“…Bastard.”

“Prick.”

“HOT HEAD!”

“SWAMP SCUM!”

“Boys! Boys. Just make out already.”

…The two reptiles turn to look at Poe. Rabie is stuffing popcorn in her mouth.

“The funniest episode was Who’s on First though.”

“HA, FUCK YOU-“

Simon flies into the air and drops an atomic elbow on Icky.

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So… you guys have a favorite episode you did on your show?

“The Alice in Wonderland Episode!”

“Oh god no, do not tell them-“

“Poe was The Mad Hatter, Icky was the White Rabbit, I was March Hare-“

“I was the Queen of Hearts~!”

“King of Hearts… little demeaning but still fun.”

“I was the walrus in the little oyster thing.”

“…Cheshire Cat.”

“I was the hookah smoking caterpillar.”

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How's my favorite bird doing? (Asking Poe)

“I am doing well, thank you for asking.”

Poe was having a ‘girls night’- I.E They and Rabie were watching old movies while helping eachother apply makeup.

“Ohhh I love this scene…”

“Osgood I can’t get married in your mother’s dress! Haha… she and I… we are not built the same way!”

“We can have it altered.”