Hero

Be a hero to yourself

[babyhoneystylcs]

Peter Parker knew what it was like to grow up without a father. Sure, he had many father figures throughout his life, but he never grew up with his father.

Morgan Stark was only four when she lost her father. She lost her father when he lost his life to save the world. Like Peter, she was going to grow up without her father.

Only hours after Tony died, Peter was informed that Tony had a daughter. Only four years old when she lost her father. And Peter’s heart broke, because when Tony died, he was only thinking about how it affected him. Having lost his father at such a young age, Peter knew what he was going to do.

The first time Peter truly felt like a big brother to Morgan was at Tony’s funeral.

The first thing Morgan said to Peter was “Are you Spidey?”

To which Peter could only respond with a nod and a fake smile.

“My dad always called you a pain in his butt whenever he told me bed time stories about you.” Her small voice said.

Peter smiled for the first time since Tony died. 

The night of Tony’s funeral, Peter sat with Morgan in her little teepee, his heart aching when he saw an Iron-Man helmet. He told her countless stories about Tony. He told her about her dad saving him on multiple occasions, how Tony took him under his wing, and how lucky Morgan was to have Tony as her dad. How her daddy tracked Peter down and made him the best superhero he could be. That Tony was willing to sacrifice anything, even if it was his own life. How he would’ve done anything and everything for her, because he did the same for him. He sat with Morgan for hours, telling her stories, just to make her smile.

“Petey, I love you 3000.” Was the last thing Peter heard Morgan say, before she fell asleep.

Pepper heard Peter’s small sobs before she saw him. There he was, still in Morgan’s too small teepee, with her curled up, fast asleep into his side. Peter, clutching Tony’s helmet as he cried.

Pepper heard Peter say something that broke her heart more than his sobs.

“I’m sorry Mr.Stark. I’m gonna keep her safe. Nothing’s going to happen to her. I’m not gonna let what happened to you happen to her. I promise.”

Peter kept his promise.

[fandom626]

full offense but if you still call eugene fitzherbert ‘flynn’ after watching tangled you missed the whole point of his character arch

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

Listen just fucking listen to me, hearing Take on me by a-ha is such a fucking trip I swear to god I have an out of body experience every time that song comes on. When the beat kicks on and you hear that “tr-r-r-ring~!” you can see it in my eyes that I know I am fucked for the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds. My limbs start grooving one by one under a control that is not mine. The synth starts playing and I’m done, I’m gone, I am the whitest person on the dancefloor, I am Regan from the exorcist, I am squidward from those gifsets, I am every person in a harlem shake video. My body moves on it’s own accord producing a disgusting and liminal performance that is an insult to God Himself. This is my fate and I embrace it. Finally, the beat dissolves and I am free. I collapse to the floor and revel in an afterglow that transcends anything I can comprehend while the synth slowly fades out.

[number-one-party-anthem]

Infinity War spoilers but I don’t give you the context

[acagastya]

Best lines from Avengers: Infinity War

Loki: We have a Hulk

Loki: I consider experience experience

Loki: Almighty Thanos, I, Loki, Prince of Asgard, Odinson, the rightful king of Jouthenim, god of mischief, do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity

Loki: You will never be a god.

Wong: Wait wait wait wait. I think I have 200. Doctor Strange: Dollars? Wong: No, rupees. Doctor Strange: That is? Wong: two and half.

Doctor Strange: We need your help. Look it is not overselling. Fate of the universe is at stake. Tony Stark: And who is “we”? Bruce Banner: Hey Tony. Tony Stark: Bruce.

Bruce Banner: Tony, you lost another superbot?

Bruce Banner: Broke up? Like a band? Like The Beatles?

Peter Parker: Ned! Hey! I need you to cause a distraction. Ned: Holy shit. We are all gonna die.

Tony Stark: I am sorry, Earth is closed today.

Bastard of Thanos: Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you? Doctor Strange: Certainly not. I speak for myself.

Tony Stark: Get lost, Squidward.

Tony Stark: Dude, you are embarrassing me in front of a wizard.

Tony Stark: Wong, you are invited to my wedding.

Peter Parker: I should have stayed on the bus.

Rocket: Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!

Peter Quill: How is this dude still alive? Drax the destroyer: He is not a dude. You are a dude. This. This is a man. A muscular man. Peter Quill: I am muscular. Rocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You are one sandwich away from fat.

Drax the destroyer: It is like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

Thor: Your father killed my brother […] Families can be tough.

Rocket: Quill, are you making your voice deeper?

Gamora: We need to find out where is he going next? Thor: Knowhere. Mantis: He must be going somewhere.

Peter Quill: The “Avengers”? Thor: Earth’s mightiest heroes? Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon? Thor: He might be on the team. I don’t know.

Thor: all where we have to go is Nidavellir. Drax the destroyer: That is a made-up word.

The Collector: Why would I lie? Thanos: I imagine that is like breathing for you.

Peter Quill: I like to think myself more like a Titan-killing-long-term-booty-call. Let her go.

Rhody: You know, they are criminals only because you chose to call them criminals.

Steve Rogers: I am not looking for forgiveness. And I am way past asking for permission.

Bruce Banner: Who is Scot?

Bruce Banner: There is an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?

Steve Rogers: We don’t trade lives.

Peter Parker: You can’t be a friendly-neighbourhood-Spider-Man if there is no neighbourhood.

Thanos’s bastard: Your powers are inconsequential as compared to mine. Tony Stark: Yeah, but the kid has seen more movies.

Peter Parker: Wait. What are those?

Tony Stark: Kid, [knighting] you are an Avenger now.

Rocket: You speak Groot? Thor: Yeah, they taught us on Asgard. It is an elective.

Rocket: Thanos is the toughest there is. Thor: Well he has never fought me. Rocket: Yeah, he has. Thor: He never fought me twice.

Rocket: What if you are wrong? Thor: Well if I am wrong, what more could I lose?

Rocket: Oh. I would have washed that. The only way I could sneak it off was…

Peter Quill: I am going to ask you this one time, where is Gamora? Tony Stark: Yeah, I will do you one better, who is Gamora? Drax the destroyer: I will give you one better, why is Gamora?

Doctor Strange: Already, I, Let me ask you this one time, what master do you serve? Peter Quill: “What master do I serve?” What am I supposed to say? “Jesus”? Tony Stark: [Rolls his eyes] You are from Earth. Peter Quill: “You are from Earth.” I am from Missouri. Tony Stark: it is on Earth.

Rocket: It’s the plan; we are going to hit him with a brick?

Drax the destroyer: Tell him about the dance-off to save the universe. Tony Stark: What dance-off? Peter Quill: It’s not a. It is not a. It’s not a…Peter Parker: Like Footloose? Peter Quill: Exactly like footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history? Peter Parker: It never was.

Bruce Banner: Should we bow? Rhodey: Of course! He is a king. Bruce Banner: [Bows] Rhodey: What are you doing? King T'Challa: We don’t do that here.

Rocket: How much for the gun? Bucky: Not for sale. Rocket: Okay, how much for the arm?

Steve Rogers: New haircut?!? Thor: I see you have copied my beard.

Groot: I am Groot. Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.

Okoye: Why was she up there all this time?

Bruce Banner: Hulk? Hulk! I know you like making your entrance at the last second. Well this is it, man. This is it. This is the last last second.

Bruce Banner: Ah, screw you, you bing green asshole. I will do it myself.

Nick Fury: Oh no. Mother…

[just-shower-thoughts]

“When does Thinking become Overthinking?” is a question that answers itself.

[typesofboys]

Types of Boys #24: Monsters

Ghoul Boy: Scraped up knees, too-big shirts, dark circles under their eyes, painted nails, thin hair, knee high socks, john lennon glasses, skipping stones, hard candies, holding hands.

Vampire Boy: Goth bf, black nails, spicy food, flower petals, rose colored lipstick, wears capes and looks good in them, black coffee, parasols, short skirts, sharp eyeliner, cat person.

Werewolf Boy: Energy drinks, shaggy hair, has a bright smile, old movies, colorful clothes, 80’s music, always eating, kisses all over their partners face, collects records.

Zombie Boy: Confuses day and night, steals peoples sweatshirts, strained eyes, artist, 3am at Denny’s, sugary candy, just needs cuddles and coffee, bad posture, messy hair.

Frankenstein Boy: Tall, bomber jacket full of pins, jock bf, forehead kisses, bruised up knuckles, short hair, callussed hands, every piercing on their ear, picks all of their friends up.

Sea Monster Boy: Colored hair, comic book shops, slushies, short, thick eyebrows, quiet giggles, always wrapped up in blankets, shorts in the winter, makes playlists for everything.

[aaapple-jax]

just watch it

[not-easily-brxken]

UNMUTE

[colorlessdreamz-deactivated2023]

How? Did not miss one beat

[macangel56]

Awesome 💕💕💕

[nolifesinceoutlander]

I’ve already watched this 3xs! Love it!

[peekaboo-parker]

Jee whizz, this made me laugh so much. Everything matches!!!

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[yourreactiongifs]

[aizesissa]

[alittlebitharleyalittlebitlois]

BEST NIGHT EVER // Nerve 2016

[la-croix-boii]

My Eurus/Sherrinford Theory

Eurus begins to show all the signs of a psychopath/serial killer as a child.

Sherlock finds her torturing his dog, Redbeard, who dies from his injuries.

Sherlock is so upset that he runs to Mycroft, who tells their parents.

They have Eurus committed to a mental health facility called Sherrinford.

Mycroft feels responsible for her since he told and he takes over checking on her over the years.

Mycroft makes reminders to check in with Sherrinford because Eurus has tried to escape repeatedly and he is afraid she will seek revenge.

Eurus has been in Sherrinford since she was a child so Sherlock doesn’t recognize her in TLD.

Eurus is why Sherlock is so insistent he is a high-functioning sociopath and not a psychopath.

Eurus is why Sherlock freaks out about serial killers. 

Sherlock is so destroyed by his own sister killing his best friend that he swears off all emotional attachment from that point on.

Bonus:

The burning house in The Final Problem trailer is the Holmes’ family home which Eurus set on fire. 

Moriarty’s “posthumous game” plan was helping Eurus escape Sherrinford.

[robertseanleonard]

…and I am never climbing out.

[themighty-thortilla-deactivated]

fixed it.

[selenagomezgifs]

 David, I think we should do a [Wizards of Waverly Place] reunion.