[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

This is a gift to humankind

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[bot-dad]

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Your Human® Body® is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

[booksandseventeen]

Logan Paul’s apology letter amounts to:

- I didn’t do it for success I’m successful already

- I laughed at that dead body and zoomed in to raise awareness

- I make too many videos to think about what I upload

He’s not sorry about his insensitivity. He’s sorry he got called out.

[taqit-deactivated20190415]

PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Video Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YkGejS6IM

[ilovethetalkingclock]

WHOA

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

I beg your FUCKING pardon

[fiftyshadesofmacandcheese]

Where can I buy her album tho

[blackwaluigi]

that vibrato

[gimme10dollas]

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

[777queer]

Urgent: Please Help Protect Me From My Stalker

Hi y'all my name is Alem. I know what a lot of you might be thinking “Another Tumblr person asking for some damn money 🙄 watch her say she never did this before 🙄🙄.” I actually never did this before but this is what its come to.

I have a dangerous stalker who is harassing me and is threatening to kill me. He deadass said “You’re dying tonight”! He knows everything about me. EVERYTHING!!! He has my personal information and he’s using it against me. He even came to my house!!!!

We used to work together a very long time ago and we had a “Hi. Bye.” type of work relationship. He had a crush on me and he had a negative response when he found out I liked women.

I already have a Temporary Peace Order out for him and pending criminal charges against him. I desperately need the money to pay for an attorney to help me get this Peace Order approved. Because if I don’t, I will have to request for a new Peace Order. If I request for a new Peace Order I will NOT be able to reuse any of the evidence I’m using for my current Peace Order against him…I hope that made sense.

I really don’t want this man to get away with all the crazy shit he’s putting me through. I can’t tell y'all all the details because I have several court dates coming up and I’m not tryna get in trouble.

I need to come up with $1600 in LESS than a week. This is EXTREMELY time sensitive because I have to go to court very soon…I don’t want to give out the dates for safety reasons.

Any amount will help…$0.50, $1…anything!!!!!!! I will forever be grateful!!! If you cannot donate, I completely understand! Reblogging this will also help.

Here’s the link to my cash app and here’s my PayPal

[classicalphan-deactivated201805]

respect girls with a chubby tummy respect girls with stretch marks respect girls with big thighs respect girls with hairy arms respect girls and their clothing of choice respect girls and their privacy respect girls and their confidence respect girls and their rights respect girls who arent fully transitioned yet respect girls with scars respect girls who like girls respect girls who like both guys and girls respect girls who are asexual

respect girls. dont treat them as objects.

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[espn3]

when comedy began

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

when you and the bae cum at the same time

[jcitricpache-deactivated2020072]

[teratocybernetics]

What

[neopets-hentai]

I was mortally wounded seconds after this picture was taken

[my-feminism]

In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.

[teratomarty]

I endorse evidence-based medicine, and evidence-based activism.

[lilgivenchyprincess]

[bpdanais-deactivated20170815]

me, practicing basic hygiene: sometimes you just gotta treat yourself, you know?? like obviously it’s not reasonable everyday but every once in a while it’s good