honey

what's it like to truly be woke

[nightn3rd-blog]

farkle: I'm not really good at taking to girls

lucas: why? you're hot!

farkle: what?

lucas: [clears throat]

lucas: you know you're an appealing guy- man- guy.. guy man

[girlrose]

[that--1--fangirl]

*Me trying to differentiate between what is canon and what happened in fanfiction*

[welcometoplanetrandom]

Me at 2am reading fic

I shouldn’t have decided to read the next chapter

[nightn3rd-blog]

Fanfic: has nice tags, good summary

Me: looks promising

Me: *starts reading* ooh this seems good

Me: *continues reading* ...wait

Me: ...

Me: i've read this

[incorrectcursedchildquotes-deac]

So, new meme, eh? -Harper

[incorrect-scorbus-quotes]

Albus: Quick! Grab my hand! Scorpius: *grabs his hand* Now what? Albus: Nothing, I just wanted to see if you’d do it.

[books-and-cookies]

“Hermione took out a list of subjects and titles she had decided to search while Ron strode off down a row of books and started pulling them off the shelves at random. Harry wandered over to the Restricted Section.” 

Okay but this is legit a summary of how the trio works: Hermione is methodical and organised, Ron is “fuck this I’m winging it #yolo”, and Harry looks for something illegal to do.

[geeky-gossip]

Is everyone really wondering why Dan and Phil are so quiet? Didn’t you all spend the weekend yelling about how racist they were because of poor editing choices on a video that was made is response to fan demand? I’d say they were quite within their right to be cautious and distant at the moment.

[different-landscapes]

[sunshinelester]

[estherspizza]

woOoO wot? watch sports? just reminded me of KISS CAM bye

[ayyeitsjerome-deactivated201104]

Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

[queerdannie]

🌊 🌊 🌊

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[lestears]

vote for Phil for being perfect here!

[lovinphan]

Iris and Tommy Masterlist

Summary: Extremely fluffy drabbles about Parent!Phan, Dan and Phils adventures raising 2 kids. A/N: there will be a new link added every Friday, when I upload a new drabble and the names/dates will be added as I write them so you know what you can expect. 2017: July - The Beginning  October - Wedding

2018: March - Little Steps June - Moving August - Tommy

2019: January - Snow April - Crying October - IKEA December - Sick

2020: January - Cat March - Joint Liveshow May - Birthday June - Daycare October - Pumpkins 

2021:  January - Puppy cursus  March - Morning Walk  May - School