Silence.

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

[serialreblogger]

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

[bunbunxian]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER

A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy

[esmew9785]

[ashes-0f-phoenix]

PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!

THERE’S MOOOORE

[tlhrfanfic]

This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much

GOOD FOR THEM!

[lostsometime]

this is adorable but i’m still just stuck on ‘he keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i can’t tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please help’

dude

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you read romances and think “no one is that oblivious in real life” i have some news for you my friend

[aura-eden]

Frank Dicksee, The Beautiful Lady without Mercy - 1901

[blackkatmagic]

Eldrich Clones this, Eldrich Jedi that, I raise you eldrich jedi and clones, where neither side realise that the others are also eldrich and are both trying very hard to fake being normal despite having a very low benchmark. Unhinge your jaw and eat someone? "...through the force all things are possible?"

The clones: yeah okay that sounds perfectly reasonable

Jedi: It does?? I mean. Of course it does.

[sapphim]

I cannot overstate the degree to which a bear would be the most unhinged possible thing I, as a normal fereldan citizen, could encounter alongside the grey wardens. I'd be EXPECTING spooky blight bullshit. if I was like "hey that guy over there is giving me the heebie jeebies what's his deal" and the answer was "oh he's a darkspawn. he talks. his name is the messenger. and he's our friend" I would be like "cool! okay! fine! why not!" (← sweating profusely) I would not actually be fine with it, but it would MAKE SENSE.

learning that a senior warden is a disney princess who frolicks in the woods with wild animals and has a pet bear would deeply unsettle me to my core. it would be LESS upsetting if it were a spookyweird blighted bear or if he summoned the spirit of a bear from the fade or some shit than if it were just a perfectly normal-looking bear he trained to eat darkspawn. I know what a bear is! I've seen fucking bears, preferably from as far away as possible! what sort of maniac has a bear!!!

it would be akin to witnessing the inquisitor charging in to battle on a fucking moose. the hand glowing and crackling with all the incredible power of the fade is one thing. I am not prepared to emotionally process that thing. but christ, fuck off with the moose!!!

[l8rose]

Poor Harrit and the plethora of mounts the Inquisitor gets. Mostly horses and then there’s the dracolisks. Then we get the Bog Unicorn and that’s totally normal. Followed by the Harts. Okay, Inquisitor is friends with the Dalish (or one of them).

But then... comes the giant nugs. Like. The creepiest little npc critters in the games and the Inquisitor is just riding around on a giant one. 

[nightshade-blues]

[nightshade-blues]

[mychildren]

Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.

[judygemstone]

[codenamecesare]

Sorry You Got Bit :(

[liebelesbe]

[ID: Tags reading: "#new game your book title is the last text you sent #Okay Let's Do A Quick Drink at 7:30".]

[angelique-diabolique]

Lock girls up when home, please

[hobbular]

There Is No Week 8

[stealth-science]

I know I hate him I just haven’t figured out if it’s misogyny or assholery.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'll come home once everyone gets shot

[zephrbabe]

Thank You For Cake!

[luvvewan]

ewan

mcgregor

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.

Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.

[dial666]

op youre fucking big brained oh my god

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

If you want to i can send you a link to some of the Tutorial videos i started binding my fanfic books.

[cyanidevamp]

PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD 

[alexstyx]

PLEASE SEND LINKS OP PLEASE I BEG YOU

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

@laughuntilourribsgettough @starduststyx upon request: A tutorial playlist for my personal favourite bookbinding methods

Longstitch binding

https://youtu.be/a_LZ-BWhH_Q

2)Japanese Binding

https://youtu.be/j-r6c_trSxY

3) Belgian Binding

https://youtu.be/w-oct9Ttp1g

4) Coptic stitch binding

https://youtu.be/TdHo8NtDOXc

5) Case Bookbinding

https://youtu.be/Av_rU-yOPd4

[jaubaius]

Catical illusion/  This kitty is in a bathtub

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[esoanem]

#it looks like it’s having gravity problems

(via @trans-cuchulainn )

[petermorwood]

An appropriate photo to keep this company…

[spectrologie-deactivated2023041]

Annie • blacklillybee

[iconuk01]

Polly Pocket/Mighty Max, but make it Gothic.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Afterlife Goals <3

Be a funky lil ghost, haunting a spooky ghost house with ghost pals and my ghost gal pal <3

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[lavender--lemonade]

If you laughed at this joke, make sure you do your daily stretches so you don’t throw out your back by sleeping wrong.

[4444555666777888999]

Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father

[feministakari]

Someone put in the “Why Does He Do That” quote

[feministakari]

Another one:

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[ejacutastic]

Ravioli Of Lying To God

[theclockworkjudas]

God: What are you eating?

Cistercian Monk: *chews faster*

[lynxfang]

Ra ra Rasputin have you any wool

[tookas-have-teeth]

I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them