I have no clue anymore

[nightshade962]

I want a fan fiction about the bat family watching land before time and just wrecking everyone maybe some of them cling on to Bruce maybe they don't I'll let you decide I personally picture Tim, Cass and Damien cleaning on to Bruce. dick and Jason want to but the Pride's getting in the way.

[nightshade962]

Dcxdp

I thought it was cute little fanfiction idea that I think if it's handled properly it could be really well done. So Tim and Danny are dating and it been almost 2 years and living together for almost 8 or 9 months somewhere around there. Danny is a content creator/streamer. Danny does not show Tim in his videos or streams respecting Tim's privacy. To Tim what made him fall in love with Danny or at least start the fall was that when they first met Danny did not recognize him. Tim has always been just that Tim to Danny not Timothy Drake Wayne not Red Robin not Tim Drake just Tim and he loves that he has a space where he goes home to Everyday pretty much and he doesn't have to perform for anyone he can just be himself with the person he loves and they're not judging him for it. The bat family do not know Tim is dating anyone that being said Damien actually follows Danny online he loves the animal contact that Danny does and the games and the reviews of different products. Damien especially loves Danny's dogs Aurora who is at Tibetan Mastiff and Cujo who it looks like a Anatolian Shepherd that has a meta Gene. I think Danny has like a segment that he does every so often where he talks about different animals rare animals. This started because of his work with the purple back gorilla and he has done more research on rare animals than most people know. Now I don't know if they actually do this in real life but he publishes papers under pen names of different rare or extinct animals that he's researched being the ghost King really helps on that. Going back to the whole premise of this whole thing one day Tim gets an idea for Danny to do a video with him to announce that they are dating and that Danny's not a gold digger or anything. And Tim's idea is they build each a computer and they rate them like one out of 10 like a few different categories. They cannot know what the computer looks like until it is showing them this being said Tim has Danny be blindfolded and holding each of the computer parts in his hand so he can Infuse them with ectoplasm so they actually work around him while he's using them. This video is how the bat family finds out Tim is dating someone. They end up building each other some monster PCS those computers could run absolutely anything and still be doing 20 different things if not more they are beasts.

Damien after this video comes out demands a custom built PC. I kind of think he is even though he's a bad not really adverse into like a building Electronics I know all the bats are very smart and could do it I think Damian's also going to use it as an excuse to spend time with someone. So Tim looks at Damien and goes yeah we can build a PC together Damian proceeds to look at him like I don't want to build it with you I want to build it with Danny your Paramore. Damien bullies Tim into letting him go to the apartment and build a PC with Danny. Danny just Chuckles and laughs at Tim.

What brought this on is that I am looking at getting a proper desktop computer because my laptop well I still love it just isn't keeping up with what I want it to do. It can run like single player games really well type and watch like videos but if I actually want to play with some friends online it runs really rough not 100% the greatest I still love my laptop ain't getting rid of it. But I am like considering and looking into options as much as I would like to just build it myself I don't have a space in my house where I cannot guarantee that there won't be dog fur in it at the moment. And yes I do clean she's just not restricted to any room in this house she can go anywhere and she's a double coated dog I vacuum at least once every two days if not once a day and she gets brushed and blown out. It's also that I don't have the time to sit and build one at the moment either. Seven looking at custom builds and pre-builts. But unfortunately I live in the middle of nowhere. So I most likely have to order it online so I'm being very critical on what I do and doing a lot of research so I can find what works for me in the budget that I have.

[nightshade962]

I just thought of a funny dcxdp prompt to me at least it's funny.

So Danny and Tim are together dating married engaged whatever but they are raising de Aged Ellie and everyone in the family knows but Richard Grayson. He wasn't there when they were introduced he was on a mission and it's just never come back up. And for some odd reason whenever Ellie is at the family dinner dick can't come. The times when she's not there her and Danny are having the dinner with his family like they swap sometimes they go to the bat family other times they go to the Fenton family other times it's just a group of friends coming together they're found family. It takes at least a few months if not like 2 years for him to meet his niece and he is devastated that no one told him. All of his other siblings besides Tim for obvious reasons have a great relationship with her Bruce has a great relationship with her he spoils that little girl rotten. And he's just pissed and sad no one thought to tell him. And now Ellie doesn't really like him when they do meet. The way that Richard finds out that he has a niece because of Tim is that Tim asked either Jason or Damien to watch her for an evening while he and Danny go out for a little date. Dick over here sis and ask who you talking about whose kid and that is how he finds out he has a niece named Ellie and she is the cutest chaos demon you whatever meet.

Feel free to add

[occasionalauthoring]

Hey its @butterflywordsmith again. I got reconciliation ideas for the packless AU I wanted to explore with you. Im supposed to be working but I wanted to send this before the train of thought got away from me.

First, I guess I wanted to go deeper into Damian's perspective in the before and after and give him something of a nuanced approach. He could really have a critical role here especially if he is invested in keeping the family together.

So like with the health issues that can be caused from being packless, I wonder about the different reactions to this with Bruce/Batman in particular.

Because from the civilian standpoint, yes absolutely this can mean neglect/abuse etc and cause a lot of deterioration in any designation but I imagine for whatever reason Omegas are even more vulnerable right? So it would be understandable for Omega Protective Services or CPS to step in right?

But what would that mean for an Omega like Batman who fights the good fight among Gods and Aliens alike? Batman has put his body through some of the most horrific shit and I feel like the main batkid to understand this, having been raised by the League of Assassins, is Damian himself.

I could imagine that, yes, Damian does feel disturbed by the circumstances of Bruce's pack situation. Even the League wasnt so strict. Even Talia and Ras scented him. But he likely assumes that this is another lesson. That maybe Bruce has built up some sort of resistence to being packless as a contingency because he, too, knows that pack is weakness. Because even to Damian its obvious that Bruce loves them. So why???

It isn't until Dick and the others express that Bruce doesnt want pack (obviously their point of view is not accurate but valid from their own perspective) that it starts to ache deep in his bones. Damian wonders in quiet concern and with the bitter sting of rejection if his Omega parent would really rather risk dying a slow and painful death than bond with any of them. And it burns that not even being the blood son is enough to provoke a pack bond. He doesn't know if its resilience anymore or masochism.

I think this would be a perfect tie in with the scenario you and another anon discussed a few days ago where Bruce tries to protect Damian in court and no one can seperate them after that. If Damian is the first to really understand because he didnt approach it as a rejection out the gate to begin with. That was mostly influence from the others. Where Damian had to see this wasnt normal even by his own standards.

And that knowing the truth from Bruce's side would, yes, make Damian protective of his parent but also he would have the time and space once theyre in a safer environment to tell Bruce how it looked to everyone else all this time and that the lapse of communication can be mended once this is all cleared up.

But man, the court case and the splintering of the teams. They would need group counselling and supervised visits for the first few months mandated by the court until OPS and CPS gives the okay for the pack to reunite on the same territory, Bruce’s territory rights to his own home would be made very clear, and even for a year after there's another court mandated monthly check to make sure the ENTIRE pack is scented, healthy and harmonious before they are trusted to operate on their own.

Dick would probably freak out every month because now that Bruce is finally pack he's terrified the court will try to take Bruce AND Damian again even if everyone is finally doing everything right. Jason and Cass I could see fussing to make sure the pack nest is absolutely immaculate. And Tim would make sure Bruce gets regular medical check ups. No more hiding shit and pretending hes okay when hes not.

Alfred is retired from his duties. Go live with Leslie. Yall are a match made in Hell (at least in this AU- theres other forms of them that are... better... lets just say. We love you DCAU)

I could even imagine Clark being the one who has a temporary conservatorship of Bruce until that year is up and being at least someone outside of the bat pack who Bruce can confide in.

Thats not even counting the hero teams who were so divided on this issue. Like the aftermath once all is said and done my god....

Lowkey if I was in the batfam Id be embarrassed more than anything. Hurt each other for years because no one can just USE THEIR WORDS and got the whole WORLD involved like.... "am i the drama?" YES.

I do think this would work best with that post you brought up, yeah.

I think it does hit Damian as one of the hardest. In the au, he rejects Bruce on the basis of how scenting was treated in the LoA (no frivolous bonds, the Al Ghuls scented each other only), but over time, becomes really grieved that Bruce won't scent any of them.

He's mad on behalf of his siblings, and he's crushed for himself, even after he mellows out a bit, because he is Bruce's biological child. That doesn't matter to him as much anymore, but still. He had the best chance out of everyone, yet here he is. Unscented.

When he presents from stress in court, all he wants is Bruce. And his mother is there, holding him close, and warning everyone else off. Bruce takes him to the property he's been staying in, and they hole up there.

By the time his presentation is over, his rut spent cuddling Bruce or sparring, to deal with the raging hormones of an alpha, they're bonded so heavily Damian is just angry. He understands it was a misunderstanding, but he's furious at everything Bruce went through.

And now he's presented, he's a proper alpha now, he can protect Bruce. (Teensy bit of omegaphobia.) He decides who is safe, essentially becomes Bruce's bodyguard, even when the family is allowed back together. His siblings go their separate ways, but he stays with Bruce, refusing to leave. The abrupt codependency is addressed eventually, but for the time being they just cling to each other, and use each other as anchors among all the chaos.

Sometimes they go and stay with the Kents, and Clark always has an open door for Bruce, feeling guilty for the case, even if it was the right choice.

(Everyone else is just as protective of Bruce once they're all allowed back together, you're right. But Damian is the first to snap at his siblings, rather than external threats.)

[nightshade962]

I want a fanfiction and this can be either batfamily or atla where they are stuck in a Time Loop where a member of their group Bruce for bat family and Zuko for Avatar is getting killed repeatedly and it is the other members fault. Like a few for Zuko that I'm thinking is that Toph and aang were messing around with Earth spending and he gets hurt somehow that way or sokka messing around with a boomerang like you threw it at something and miscalculated slightly and it hits him but he doesn't have a helmet on this time there's a few more in my mind but they're a bit more graphic and getting the other ones in detail as well. Well for Bruce it could be like the bat kids not listening to him causing his death like him getting stabbed them messing around while grapple hooking an accidentally causes him to follow his death with them nothing to catch them once again I have a few more graphic. I want a fic for either one of those so bad.

Yes I know that there is a fanfiction out there of that family where the kids get out of the loop and how they're obsessively keeping their fathers safe but I want to see how they get to that mental unstability I want both of these fandoms just have these characters spiral because they are causing the death/end of somebody that they care about even if it's a little rocky for the avatar Last Airbender group

[nightshade962]

I read a fan fiction not long ago we're Sokka was a nurse and he met Zuko through there. I have been getting a lot of videos of like First Responders and nurses and doctors running to save people. What if Zuko was a doctor and the way he meets sokka is that he is in there with sleep either with his sister or a friend and they had a bad accident Zuko is the doctor on shift and he gets the code and he just tears down the way to get to the patient to save them

It is almost 2:00 a.m. and I am tired but ahead of it this out here before I forgot may add later but if you have anything to add feel free

[catchymemes]

[nightshade962]

Ai is so f-ing annoying 😑 🙄 😒 😤

[nightshade962]

I was getting a bunch of sad tictoks on my feed and one stuck to me that could be used for like a fan fiction for avatar The Last Airbender with Zuko. The Tick talk was about that one friend that realizes they don't really have any friends not true ones everyone else has a person that they turn into when they're feeling sorrow and pain now that they just need somebody there. They keep showing up but when they stop no one asks if they're okay no one looks for them and then realize that no one will. What if that's how Zuko feels he hasn't been around them very much for very long. He doesn't have those deep connections with any of them. He can't travel around the world like them where they can drop everything and go pretty much he can't Zuko has a whole nation to think about so he drifts from them. They wrote letters for a while but eventually the Zuko realizes they really only write him as a response to things he's wrote in them. So he feels like it's just a chore for them to write him the show even a inkling that they care. So he stops writing them they obviously don't really want to talk to him he doesn't blame them. Zuko knows he's not exactly and easy person to get along with came to terms with that a long time ago. But that doesn't mean that it hurts any less he thought he might actually have found people that would care about him long-term more than Uncle at least he's a mentally ill sister and a father who's in prison and he doesn't really have friends. He just throws himself into writing the wrongs at his nation is done. He and Mei have broken up so he doesn't even have that to lean on anymore. Next time he saw his allies cuz that's what they were you figured they're not really friends he understands that they've been busy just like he has but there's only so much dismissal that he gets from them before he just says I'm done you obviously don't want to talk to me so I'm not going to make you I make you feel oblated too. The next time he seen these the others besides Suki is that a peace meeting that is being held. The Avatar has to be there and obviously the fire lord and all the other leaders and sokka there so was Katara right even though it's their dad who's doing the talking toph tagged along. He sees them outside a window laughing and smiling together like nothing's changed for him that's just solidifies that he had no real place in the group all he was was an ally and aangs firebending teacher. He doesn't even try to hang out with him when they're there he is meeting after meeting or doing paperwork all the time. The gang see him in the hallways walking to and from meetings and his office and they wave at him that's it they don't go up to ask how he's doing cuz I figured he's doing fine he looks busy and they don't want to interrupt him. Not knowing that he is burning from both ends he's not doing well mentally that is refused to reach out to anyone cuz who's going to listen to him he can't think of one person truly would not even uncle. Zuko feels like he's hard to love hard to care for why else would everyone leave why else wouldn't it is Father love him why else wouldn't his sister care for him why else would the people he thought would be friends proof that he's not seen as one to them. He knows he's just a cheap replacement for lu ten to Uncle. A nephew turns son underneath the man sorrow. He figures he's just going to keep going that's all he can do it's not like so it's going to be there when he collapses from exhaustion and pain. He's just going to continue dealing with all the duties of the firework has and the assassination attempts. He's not going to tell anyone not the ones that don't need to know. Some days he wonders if it would have been better off if his father killed them in the duel maybe even a Zula or maybe uncle should have slept the infection that took over him after his burn to take him in that fight for her so hard for a foolish self-centered boy that he sees himself as.

[nightshade962]

Haven't done this fandom in a while I honestly don't remember who ever did it on here or not but this is going to be avatar The Last Airbender to prompts that I thought of that I thought would be cool to read in a fan fiction I cannot write worth a damn as anyone who spends any amount of time on my page will understand I am not a writer in that sense so if there's anyone who wants to take one of these prompts and run with it I say go for it I just asked that I get the title and your username and where I can read it

1: this one's going to be pretty quick it's just what if Ursa was a bit more Brave and he took Zuko and Azula with her when she ran she might not have killed the azulon but one day she had enough of ozai being abusive so she took her kids and ran protects like a mother type deal they grow up while traveling around the world you can either have a reunite with her first love like she originally does or not she works hard to reverse the teachings that ozai has taught Azula and Zuko and they grow up to be actually pretty well rounded kids and well yes they can still be quite competitive and that they actually do love and care for each other

2: now this one is one I have been thinking about a lot lately it is going to be an alpha omega with Omega Zuko and Alpha sokka zukka.

So Zuko still gets burned and banished but before he gets put on the ship like right before zhoe besides to be a horrible human being and have his way with zuko when he is too weak to fight back from the burn. This does result in him getting pregnant. Zuko does remember what happened he wasn't all the way conscious but he was enough to know what was going on and that he did not want it. And it just breaks him this was actually the main pushing point where he no longer wants to try to capture the avatar well before aang even came back like he decides to not hunt the Avatar while he's still pregnant. Iroh does find out what happen to his nephew and the only thing that is stopping him from killing zhoe is that at this moment he has to get on the boat and leave with Zuko and being there for Zuko is far more important at this moment in time. Zuko starts out being kind of pissy with his crew but it's him just lashing out from everything that happened in such a short amount of time his uncle explains this to them and they cannot be more disgusted with what happened to a 13-year-old boy because sure he might be pissy and he yells but he just got banished burnt and raped in the span of 4 days and now he is carrying his predators child. He does decide to keep the child after birthing her he views it as she did not ask to be born with the way that she was conceived and even though he despises her sire he loves her and she quickly becomes the only reason he gets up some mornings. After he has a Izumi Iroh will take some to the sun Warriors to train with the Masters his firebranding has been weird and he's no longer scared of it anymore he does learn from them after we're learning with them and is continuously practice with his uncle he had can actually wield the dragons fire which is the rainbow fire if you did not know. He becomes a nuisance to the Fire Nation as the blue spirit and his crew help him out he has broken into so many high security strongholds and prisons and any other formidable place and he's freeing anywhere from riches and goods to give to the people or freeing prisoners of War he becomes a legend. Master piandao meets up with iroh and Zuko ever so often in the earth Nation he actually gives a melanistic eelhound to Zuko( I don't know why but I've always picture him with that type of animal) the gang actually run into Zuko ship and assume that they are inactive Fire Nation battalion so they break into the ship tried to steal things they get chased around the ship and Aang accidentally stumbles into Zuko's room where his daughter is Zuko barrels into the room as fast as he can and is begging in to leave his daughter alone because at this point these people broke into a ship and one of them ended up in the room where he was trying to protect his daughter. Aang is just shocked at this point and backs away and he's like no we're not going to hurt you I think there's been a misunderstanding Zuko does not calm down until Aang is backed up and out of the room away from izumi. The gaang end up on the deck with the soldiers uncle iroh and Zuko holding izumi. They talk it through Zuko is not happy that they broke into a ship but he understands why they thought it might have been something bad for them and that surrounding villages. They start to become friends and with that Zuko has more of a support system so iroh is more willing to step away for a little bit so him and Master piandao go find zhoe and end him. Not without Master piandao being mad at iroh for not telling them right away what happened to Zuko cuz he would have handled it right away he loves Zuko like a nephew if not a son.

That's all I can think of right now

[nightshade962]

Im seeing if any one who reads klance knows of the fanfiction I read it years ago and I can't find it again because I dont remember the title or author or even the site that its on I know its either fanfiction.net or Archive of Our Own. So im seeing if anyone else remembers this fic. This fanfiction came surging to for front of my mind the last few days and I want to reread it.

Here's what I remember:

Dom/sub type of thing but it like not like a choice its something their dnd decides kinda like alpha/Omega. Keith is a Dom and lance is a sub. Lance is abused be his family and hunk and Paige dont want anything to do with him. Keith see him being mistreated. They start to date and lance moves in with Keith and Shiro. I belive Shiro is with Adam but it could be matt. Doms will get collars for their sub. Subs have to have some sort of rule put in place by the Dom especially lance he has a bit of a break down when Keith tried to not give him rules. Lance is trying to relearn what it feels like when someone loves and cares for him. Keith is protective and patient with him. Shiro is a supportive presents for the 2 boys.

[veehelldee]

yayyy we get the cooler zukka again

[nightshade962]

I just have to put this out here before I forget there are some scents but I think Omega Zuko and Alpha sokka have:

Zuko: he smells like a smokey spiced chai tea ( yes I know chai means tea I'm just saying it like this so everyone can get what I'm trying to get it) that has a slight hint of a sweetness that you cannot tell what it is until his Heat and his heat you can tell that it is Moon Peach and after he has a pup and well the pup is still nursing he gets a lactic scent to it so he smells like a spiced chai latte with a hint of peach in there. I think the play on tea being one of his scent proves how much he loves his uncle and how close they are as a play on like a hinting at it Moon Peach shows his softer side and Smokey cuz I think all fire Benders have a smoky scent to him because of the fire.

Sokka: now he smells like a cold sunny Winter's morning in a Pine Forest next to the ocean. the ocean and the cold hints at he is from the water tribe obviously they live in a cold place and their main spirit is the moon and ocean. Pine because there are some of the trees that are at least for my knowledge really Hardy takes a lot to kill it and in a building standpoint it's used a lot because it can take a lot before it snaps but it is a soft wood so I think it would be playing on how on the outside he can look strong and tough and hard to break which he is but on the inside when you get his family and his mate there he is a soft sweetheart when he's around people he cares about.

Now Zuko Smells Like Home to sokka just warm and comforting especially on those cold winter nights every night sokka falls asleep with his nose in Zuko's neck just inhaling that scent not only having him right there certifies in his peace of mind that to go with safe he's in his arms he is home the smell of pine in a Winter's morning with the ocean waves hitting the Cliffside not far away that scent gives zuko peace of mind that he's not alone and he doesn't have to ever be alone again. Sokka really likes to go send after he has their pup(s) and he is still nursing them he gets that milky scent added to his warm space and it shows him just how much he has come and that he has a family.

Feel free to add or your own takes on this or if you have ideas for the other characters made it later not sure

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

Lay Batlantern fics suggested plzzz

The Batlantern tag is sparse but boy does it have some of the funniest slash fics I've ever read

rie_rotisse is the first Batlantern cc I've encountered and they also wrote 2 of my favorite Batlantern fics:

We're friends with benefits, right? (by rie_rotisse): multi-chapter, Hal POV, established relationship (Hal doesn't know that tho, which is the funny part), batfamily feature, this is my fave Batlantern fic hands down

5 times people realize Batman has a favorite person and 1 time Hal finally knows who it is (by rie_rotisse): multi-chapter, multi-POV, developing relationship, justice league feature

FabulaRasa is inactive but has a lot of works on bat lantern (just mind the occasional b4tc3st. I tend to ignore their works with that too). Some of my faves of theirs:

A Time and A Place (by FabulaRasa): Hal POV, developing relationship, explicit, multi-chapter Bad Jordan family characterization, overprotective Bruce

Making Noise (by FabulaRasa): Bruce POV, established relationship, explicit

The Plan (by FabulaRasa): series, multi-chapter alternating POVs, explicit side-superflash (this fic rlly opened my eyes to that ship too), lots of internalized homophobia with this one btw

Happy Birthday, Bruce Wayne (by FabulaRasa): established batlantern, batfamily feature, it's just fluff ngl

More reccs of mine would have to be these:

RebeccaAnabelBurrows also has a series A Study in Secret Marriage Reveals (Unrelated Works) full of Batlantern fics. My favorites of the series ought to be and there are beasts in the night by RebeccaAnabelBurrows: multi-chapter, batfamily feature, Hal POV

Best Laid Plans (by Pneumatic) is also a good series: developing relationship, multi-chapter, explicit, alternating POV, off-planet mission shenanigans , accidental marriage

A LITTLE WILLPOWER (by orpheusaki): fluff one-shot, batfamily feature, Hal POV, the kids are imprinting on him, developing relationship

They Started It!!! (A Story On How to Piss Off Five Children and Seduce Their Father by Hal Jordan) (by RegretsEverything): multi-chapter, Hal POV, no capes AU, batfamily feature w/ younger batkids, Hal being so very step-dad shaped, this on-going so show your whole love to the writer

[alien-slushie]

Imagine Danny as an adult adopting a dog, and when talking to the shelter he says hes fine with big dogs, so the shelter owner brings out a Tibetan Mastiff for him to meet, and Danny positively loves her, but hes a little confused. The shelter said she was a big dog, but Danny thinks shes not very big at all and he wonders if maybe shes still just a puppy and will get bigger. And the poor shelter owner is also confused because this dog is Massive, even in terms of a Tibetan Mastiff shes huge!, what kind of dog is this guy used to dealing with that a full grown Tibetan Mastiff is considered 'not very big'?!

Turns out, learning how to take care of dogs via a ghost that can shape shift into the size of a litteral truck, warps your sense of what a "big" dog is.

Either way Danny adopts her, even if shes smaller than he expected, shes a cupcake and he loves her.

- For reference, female Tibetan Mastiff's can weigh up to 120lbs and can be like 25 inches tall up to their shoulder. In Danny's head, thats 'not very big'.

-Also they're SUPER fluffy and great for the cold and I feel like that makes her perfect for Danny who needs slightly cold environments due to his ice powers.

-Also grooming her fur helps with Danny's anxiety, and he has little bows that he makes puts in her fur.

-He basically pampers her like shes a Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and not a 120lb Gaurdian Dog.

-I can't think of a name for her, but I feel like she needs a soft, baby-girl name like Sugar Plum or Sweet Pea, so that when he mentions her to people, or they go to the vet everyone thinks he has a sweet, tiny, little Pomeranian, but then he actually brings her around and its like BOOM War Dog. [Dash who hasn't been redeemed, making jokes about Danny's 'pansy' little rat dog, only to see Danny the next day at the park playing fetch with a dog that looks like a lion].

[nightshade962]

I can see him naming her daisy and she goes everywhere with him that is one of the most well behaved dogs you will ever meet

Edit: I thought of a better name Aurora Danny loves space Danny loves his dog Danny named his dog something from the space

I also thought of what if because his dog is with him most of the time and because Danny is always like putting off like ectoplasm his dog becomes a liminal and gets like Bass abilities like longer lifespan more strength higher intelligence that sort of thing

[nightshade962]

Ive been back into reading avatar the last Airbender fanfiction lately and I have re come to that fact is zuko does not know how to die and he survives off spite he lives for it

[ratinapinksuit]

Imagine the Batkids lying to their friends that Bruce is boring so that their friends don’t want to hang out with him.

—🪺🦇—

Wally: Hey, Dick! How’s Bruce been?

Donna: Wasn’t there a gala this weekend? Did you guys do anything fun?

Dick, who spent the gala goofing off with his dad: Bruce and fun is the same sentence? Do you even know the guy? He spent the ride to the gala lecturing us about etiquette and the entire gala chatting about business!

Garfield: Damn! That sounds boring as hell.

Dick: Yeah, it was really boring :)

—🪺🦇—

Artemis: Yo Jay! You spent your week at the manor right? How was it?

Jason, who watched and reviewed classic horror movies+stories with Bruce: It was boring as fuck with that old man around 🙄

Bizzaro: It could have been that good

Jason, who had a wonderful time: You’ve obviously never been alone with a Bruce Wayne! If you think Batman is boring, imagine what he’s like without it!

—🪺🦇—

Kon, surrounded by Bart, Bernard, and Cassie: Red! How’d your 17th birthday go? Did Bruce make up for last time?

Tim, who went to an escape room with Bruce (and set a record for fastest completion): What do you think?

Bernard: YEESH!! Fucking up twice in a row. That’s gotta suck.

Timothy, who also got a murder mystery dinner party: It was awful.

Bart+Cassie: Well, on the flip side at least we can have our own party and give you a better birthday!

Tim, already texting Bruce so they can play video games later and walking away: Nah, sorry guys busy tonight. Y’know how it is duty calls, Batman’s an ass!

—🪺🦇—

Cassie: Hey girls! I heard Bruce took you to Paris, how was it?

Cassandra and Steph, who Bruce took to see fashion+art shows: 👀👀

Cassandra: Really bad honestly. Paris smells like nothing but cigarettes.

Steph: And to make matters worse Bruce was so boring!

Cassandra, nodding along: We only went for a mission (the mission being to have fun)

Cassie: Oh :( well I can always take us female heroes out on a girls trip :)

Cass and Steph, who will be seeing Bruce in drag tonight: Maybe some other time

—🪺🦇—

Dinah: I heard you experienced the unthinkable.

Barbara: What?

Dinah: You, Oracle, had connection issues. And the big, bad bat had to help you. How was it?

Barbara, who spent the time sassing and gossiping with Bruce and then played Minecraft with him (FUCK ROBLOX): It was awful 😐

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I was going to do Duke, but I don’t think he’d do this lol. I also don’t know if he has any hero friends like the other bats (excluding We Are Robin) (I also can’t find any DT comics T_T), but the friends he does have he’d love to have hang out with B :)

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Jon: Hey Dames! Since it’s Friday I was thinking we could spend time together tomorrow :D

Damian, who’s going to the zoo with Bruce: Tch, I have too much work to do tomorrow

Jon: oh okay :( maybe we can do something next weekend! :D

Damian: that would be adequate

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Cue Bruce being confused on why none of his kids friends seem to like him or they’re uncomfortable around him and the Batkids are happy to have their dad to themselves.

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First and foremost I know this is would not happen really but it came to my mind and I have to put it out there

So what if the undead or the magical anything that deals with that sort of stuff or Immortals have to pay taxes and ra's is so far behind in his taxes that Lazarus pits are now officially cut off to him and he has to go to infinite Realm Court to get it sorted but the one person that you wouldn't think would pay his taxes is John Constantine but guess what he is up to date on his texts and has a standing appointment to file and take care of it every time it comes due he does this is having the ghost King on his side is probably the only thing that's going to stop him from getting torn to shreds when he dies and he thinks if he makes it a little easier on him I'm paying this taxes on time and all the paperwork in order he's couldn't do it but on the other side of the coin Ra's lost a lot of his rights because he's so far behind