the meatball chronicles

Ashley Uncomfortably obsessed with Chris Evans.

[warriorofnebula-deactivated2021]

Frames from the new interview CHRIS EVANS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL- Part 1 from Evolve by Lindsey on Youtube 😊

[clouddyminded-deactivated201710]

[rowdy-redhead]

BEARDY CAP. WE’RE GETTING BEARDY CAP. CONFIRMED. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[boyd-stevens]

[beardedchrisevans]

Chris Evans during the Patriots locker room celebration 10/16

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

#I literally laughed for about 30 seconds straight #oh my GOD LOOK AT THIS AWKWARD LITTLE NERD #HIDING IN HIS NASA HAT #GAZING ADORINGLY AT HIS SOULMATE TOM BRADY #honestly he’s got the same face that the kids who come up to him in cap costumes have #pure kid-like adoration #it is fucking hilarious

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[just-call-me-mrs-captain-deacti]

Jamie Dornan for L'UOMO VOGUE (2016)

[chrisevanspolypartners]

Striking up an online friendship with someone who's very busy IRL but shares with you nice quotes and cute animal pics regularly. After a long time of being casual, the friend suggests you meet and you go to the cute cafe they chose and you expect a middle aged mom, but Chris Evans shows up. He is really happy to meet you, too.

Real life puppy Chris Evans!

Send us your kinks!

[chronicallyillblonde]

“When the nurse gets an IV on the first try.”

(via

chronicallyillblonde

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LOL This made me think of you @nightshiftfolife

(via rowdy-redhead)

Aw thanks boo! 😘 Proudly, I'm the go-to when no one else can get it 💁🏼😝

[weheartchrisevans]

Team Cap

[captainsamerica]

He is beauty, he is grace.

[feelmyroarrrr]

Well @fvckingavengers I think you know we all do the top post in relation to the bottom posts subject.

[fvckingavengers]

Who am I to argue?

[just-call-me-mrs-captain-deacti]

So, I’m really getting tired of this plagiarism bullshit that’s apparently all the rage on this website as of late. I don’t spend my scarce spare time writing these stories for you guy just to see my hard work copy and pasted on someone else’s blog.

I don’t want to step back from writing, but I sure as shit don’t want to be writing 2500+ words so someone else can claim credit.

So what do I do? Do I just give you drabbles? Things that take less of my time? Do I trust that my work will be respected and left alone under my URL? Saying I’m fed up is an understatement.

[nightshiftfolife]

Who hurt you baby girl? What are there names? I will cut them 😡🔪

[lillianfromaccounting]

quasi working from home, quasi vacation day and hubby just put on The Avengers. God I forgot how good this movie is. Just the opening scene with Loki made me stop working, look up, and watch. Now the Natasha scene. So. Good.

I can’t wait til the boxing scene. ;-)

[lillianfromaccounting]

JFC that dorito shape is unreal. gets me every time. and ungf the hand wrapping.

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Chris Evans takes some time to relax in the Heineken House during the 2014 US Open tennis tournament on August 26 in New York City.

[nightshiftfolife]

Will always reblog. My favorite Chris Evans 😍

[theartofimagining13]

Dating Chris Evans would include:

Having dogs 

Having kids

Rescuing dogs

Naming kids and dogs after Disney characters

Disney movie marathons in pj’s

Going to Disneyland very often

Gucci gifts

Intense sex. Lots of riding him and going down on him.

Lots of standing up sex positions so he’ll carry you

Hosting Monday night football, which would consist of having a bunch of his friends over, lots of snacks, and beer.

Him ordering pizza while watching a Patriots game

Yelling and cursing at the TV when the Patriots mess up

“It’s just a game, Chris. You need to calm down and stop breaking stuff”.

Him getting royally pissed when you diss Tom Brady. (Even if you’re just kidding)

“I don’t wike it”

Roaring laughter

Him playing the piano or the ukulele and singing goofy

Attending football games

BBQs once a month or every few with his family.

Scott trying to embarrass him in front of you.

“What did you see in him? He’s not the brightest.” -Scott teasing.

Going shopping with his sisters.

His nieces and nephews calling you “Aunt”

Pretending to be Steve Rogers when you curse

Pretending to be Captain America around your kids

Playing with his shield

Visiting Scarlet J, and her offering you a piece of cake or some of the cookies she just baked

Hanging out with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt

Dinners at/with Sebastian Stan

Double dates with Sebastian or plain third wheeling.

Comforting him when he’s anxious

Walking your dogs together

The media not knowing anything about your relationship, just that the two of you are together but rarely get papped

Spending quality time with you. Just the two of you

Leaving parties early to go home and fuck

Him suddenly throwing you over his shoulder to take you to his bedroom. (He’ll definitely spank you while he’s at it)

Literal boob grab

You falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed

Him sleeping in nothing but boxer briefs

Waking up with his strong arm around you

Attending Marvel premieres and cons

Sebastian Stan, RDJ, and Scarlet J, attending your wedding

Being “Mrs.Captain America”

[daisyjm75]

Where do I sign up???

[nightshiftfolife]

🙋🏼👰🏼

[678i0u]

[nightshiftfolife]

Think that picture frame in the background is supposed to intentionally resemble a shield? 😏