Do you remember the chat where Lucifer was being teased because Cerberus seems to adore Simeon, and animals' feelings towards others typically reflect their owners?
Or maybe the Devilgram for "Angel's First Horror Game" where Simeon sends an "I love you" to Lucifer?
It's an empty chat titled "Brothers no more" with a single "I love you." from Simeon.
It makes me sick every time.
The implication that, even though Simeon betrayed Lucifer during the fall, he can't find it in himself to hate him because that was once his brother, but no matter how aloof and cold Lucifer tries to appear, it's not enough because he still cares, and it hurts him.
And he thought he could get away from it because he was in hell and didn't have to see any of the angels again. He could just run away and act like he didn't miss Heaven and the other angels.
But then Diavolo starts the exchange program, and he's forced to see one of the angels that he was the closest with almost daily.
So, in an attempt to distance himself, he renames their chat to "Brothers no more."
It's a reminder for both him and Simeon that the bond that they had can't be remedied.
And even now when people point out that Cerberus seems to like Simeon even though Lucifer tries to make it seem like he himself doesn't.
Or Simeon says, "I love you."
He runs away because he knows that if he acknowledges it, he'll be forced to face the fact that he misses his brothers, and that hurts too much for him to think about because he can't have them back.
Warnings: Dehumanizing behavior towards MC, Mammon's a little mean in this one sorry :(
Length: 0.8k words
Genre: Angst, hurt, fluff, comfort, chaotic.
Summary: Mammon refuses to use your name. You want to know why.
A/N: Hiatus is officially over! I basically never left, but...it's official now :3 I'm going to try and get back to posting one solid fic/chapter a week, but take this for now!
Based on my headcanon that Mammon kept forgetting MC's name, which is why he constantly referred to them as 'human' instead. I don't think this calls for many warnings, but as always, if I should add some, please let me know! Hope you enjoy!
-Ethereal (✿◡‿◡)
Story below, please don't claim as your own!
You’d been in the Devildom less than a week, and unsurprisingly, you wanted to go home.
Even though they had brought you here, your roommates/landlords/kidnappers didn’t seem to want you here either, which made the whole situation even stranger.
The first few days, most of the brothers would always talk at you, or about you, but never to you. Satan had taken to rubbing his fingers together to get your attention, like you were a cat. Beelzebub had once taken you out of a chair and placed you on the floor so he could have your spot.
Even though you were a representative of the human world, the entire experience was rather dehumanizing.
It’s not like everything instantly changed when you made a pact with Mammon, but at the very least, they seemed to realize you were a sentient being. It was the small things, like them saying good morning to you when you entered the dining room for breakfast.
Bit by bit, things were starting to get better.
“Oi, human!” Well, most things. It was weird, really. From what little you understood about this world, a pact meant you basically owned Mammon. You didn’t want to own him, nor would you ever treat him as if you did, but some mutual respect would be nice.
Meanwhile, he wouldn’t even use your name.
“Coming,” you answered, standing up. You grabbed your bag off the back of the chair and followed him out of the dining room. You hadn't even been in the Devildom for a week, so you still weren’t trusted to go anywhere by yourself.
Well, that’s not quite right. It was more a lack of trust in other demons to leave you alone.
“Are ya ready for RAD?” He asked, pushing the door open for the both of you.
“I guess. Thanks,” you said absentmindedly.
“Whaddya mean, you guess? The great Mammon’s gonna be with ya all day! You oughtta show a little more enthusiasm, human!”
If you tried to match his level of enthusiasm, you'd burn out almost instantly.
“Uh-huh... Um, actually can I ask you something?” You asked distractedly.
“Sure, go ahead.”
“Um…would you mind calling me by my name please?” You asked, coming off much more timid than you intended.
“What?”
“My name? Would you mind using it? Instead of human?” You repeat.
“Call you…by your name?” He paused a second, then burst out laughing. “Pfft, now why would I do a thing like that?”
“I call you by your name, don’t I?”
“It’s not the same!”
“…why not?”
“I’m a demon, and you’re a human!” He was still laughing, as if it was the most ridiculous idea he’d ever heard.
While that was true, he was also a demon you happened to have complete control over. You’d used the pact once before then, on behalf of Levi, but other than that you pretty much left it alone. But how was using it to ask him to use your name any less petty than using it to get money back?
“Mammon, I asked you to call me by my name, and you will. Understood?”
He cut off midlaugh, freezing in place. Presumably, the pact was going into affect.
“U-u-ugh, understood!” He finally said, sighing in relief as he was able to move again. However, you weren’t quite satisfied.
“Understood, who?”
“Understood…huma-ugh…argh…”
“Are you seriously fighting it that much? Why are you so adamant on not using my name?”
“I-ugh…hu-“ He struggled to get the words out again.
“Do you really hate me that much?” You asked softly, loosening your grip on him.
“Ugh, it’s not that!” he exclaimed, frustrated.
“Whatever," you muttered, walking ahead of him.
"I can't use your name!"
"Why not?" You asked again, not really expecting an answer.
“I can't because I don't know what it is!"
"Huh?" You stopped dead, and he almost crashed into you. You turned to face him.
"I...don't know what it is," he repeated.
You stared at him. “…Actually?”
"Yeah!" Frustrated, he ran a hand through his hair. "I mean, I was late to the student council meeting, and I missed Lucifer introducing you. I know you introduced yourself at some point, but like, I forgot. And it's been like, three days at this point-"
You cut him off, telling him your name. His jaw dropped.
"That's your name?"
"Yes!" You answered, unable to keep from smiling. "Who's did you think it was?"
"I dunno, one of Levi's newest anime crushes or something?"
"Why would Lucifer address me as one of Levi's anime crushes?" You pressed.
"I-I don't know!" he exclaimed, though by that point he'd started laughing too. "Lucifer's weird!"
"Oh, geez!" You exclaimed, starting to walk again. You didn't want to be late.
Being weird must run in the family, you think, though you didn't mean it as an insult.
You stole a glance at the man beside you. His cheeks were tinted slightly pink from the initial embarrassment.
Maybe he wasn't as bad as you'd originally thought.
Still can't believe Lucifer's reaction to the arranged marriage in IDO was "well zoinks 😞 guess I gotta break up with the love of my life 👍" like nah man you're not telling me the AVATAR OF PRIDE would just go down like a subby little Y/N
And Mc wouldn't let it happen. We'd order him to sit and blackmail the entire family into submission because we have been in the Devildom long enough know how to play this game. They stupidified all of us like we're not supposed to be the most powerful sorcerer next to Solomon.
Yeah man sorry I put you back in the fucking building again by accident LMAO
MC's mischaracterization pissed me off so badly like ?? Say whatever you want but at the end of the day MC is smart, they know how to play the game and get shit done as you said their only problem is that they often go with their instincts rather than logic. At the point where IDO happens I'd say they would get over that too.
I have no problem being back in the building again because I apparently still have shit to say. Like, we can canonically pass through Lucifer's wards, it's an entire plot point for how we get in the fucking attic, but we can't do that when he puts a barrier around the house is IDO? Even then if Solomon could break through it then we definitely could. Also, we could have just summoned Lucifer back to us and ordered him to stay in the basement. If Mc was still going with their gut they could've just had him ordered to stay in the house until the nobles finally gave up.
Since there is little to no knowlege of the demon bros's powers I decided to share my headcanons about them.
Genre: headcanons, gn¡MC.
Lucifer
• Hear me out, lighting and other electromagnetic waves manipulation.
• This includes the waves in human/demon/angel brains, he can manipulate them to cause pain, discomfort or fear. That's why he's so intimidating sometimes.
• He can both generate and manipulate lightning meaning he can controll the lightning bolts in the skies, in electricity or he can just create one from his own energy.
Mammon
• Super speed for sure. It's been stated many times in the canon that he's the fastest demon in Devildom.
• But wait many of yall don't realize (and neither does he) how powerfull this ability is. This man could literally manipulate time if he wanted to, of he really pushed his limits? Even time travel.
• But he's not the typa guy to be really insightfull in terms of his power so he just sticks with the basics.
Leviathan
• Aside from summoning Lotan I think he also poseses the power to manipulate any bodies of water.
•I don't think he can create them himself like Lucifer does but hey there's water EVERYWHERE right? For example..blood!
•So there it is. Bending water, including the one inside one's veins.
•But Levi's a peacefull demon, he rarely ever used the more drastic abilities
• BONUS underwater breathing for sure.
Satan
• Telekinesis.
• He studied hard to explore and improve his abilities, his powers might've been limited to only moving objects around back when he was young but now? Do not piss him off.
•Has the ability to both explode and implode any desired object.
Asmodeus
• I'm sure we all know his power is to charm people who look into his eyes.
• In my opinion it can go further though.
• With a little work Asmo could charm and manipulate any being without the need for them to look in his pretty eyes.
•Maybe, possibly some mind reading skills aswell.
• And guysssss he has the power to mirror one's abilities so that they hit them instead of him. It's like when he uses it, their powers just come back at them like a boomerang.
•From creating whole hurricanes to manipulating the air inside one's lungs, he does it all. Belph's not the only twin who can choke people.
• Like Levi, Beel's a nice demon and wouldn't normally use his abilities to do harm but will NOT hesitate to if you hurt the ones he cares about.
•Cherry on top, superstrenght♡
Belphegor
• Dream walking and sleep manipulation(?Idk bro but in a sense that he can make you fall asleep)
• Not really an offensive power but as soon as he traps you in a dream, it's over. He can either end someone now or take his sweet time by tormenting them in their own head.
• Can create dreams or cause someone to have nightmares.
Aaand last but definitely NOT least..
MC!
• It took a few years to perfect their powers but now any enemies better run.
• This "little human" has the power to borrow any demon brother power for a short time.
• When they do, the demon marks of the brother's power they're using appears glowing on their body.
• It's a very draining ability though, thus they can only use it that long but believe me it IS enough.
• I also hc MC as the only sorcerer that can cast ANY spell without saying the incantation out loud.
Hello. I have some free time so here’s me rating the lies I’ve heard my brothers and friends say.
“Just tell me, I promise I won’t get mad.” — Lucifer
9/10, not because it’s clever, but because it’s effective. My brothers would rather gamble on a sliver of a chance for mercy, despite the fact Lucifer has lied for every time he says this.
“I’ll pay ya back with interest, promise!” — Mammon
3/10 Somehow Levi believes him without fail. My older brothers, everyone.
“It’s malware, I swear..!” — Leviathan
5/10 Points if only so he doesn’t start elaborating what was on his PC at 1 in the morning.
“Promise I won’t tell.” — Asmodeus
2/10 You wake up the next day and the whole fucking school knows.
“I’ll try not to eat it.” — Beelzebub
4/10 So he says while the food is halfway into his jaw.
“I’ll do it later.” — Belphegor
10/10 because he gets away with it. Sometimes I wonder if it was worth it, not being the youngest after all.
“I never lie.” — Lord Diavolo
-713826380/10 The best joke Michael ever heard, I bet. Remember when my brother and our human almost died?
“I harbor no ill will towards Solomon, despite his many antics.” — Barbatos
7/10 I’m pretty sure he bent a cast iron pan from trying not to hit Solomon with it. Then again, it’s not usually unwarranted.
“I’m just fine and dandy!” — Simeon
100/10 Run. I mean it.
“Oh but I’m such a humble, innocent little lamb.” — Solomon
0/10 Lucifer once told me to find a person who could make me laugh so I guess I did good.
“Do I look like some fucking loser who texts her ex?” — Thirteen
Mephisto is very traditional, dating wise. He is 100% determined to court you properly and whines if you try to do anything out of order.
Every time you run into him, he gives you a rose. It’s followed by him bowing and brushing his lips against your hand.
He loves sharing his demonus with you! The deeper he falls, the more he starts breaking out his older vintages. Originally, he was saving them for a special occasion, but any day with you is special. So there’s no harm in finally indulging himself.
He texts you often! Sometimes it’s gossip or he’s just complaining about Lucifer. Other times it’s a short little poem followed by dozens of heart emojis. He pouts if you leave him on read.
Riding horses together is a must. Whether you sit on the saddle behind him, or ride all on your own, he’s happy. He shows you his favorite routes. Every one of them offers a breathtaking view.
All of his horses are named, of course. And he has many of them for you to chose from. They are all incredibly well behaved, although you can tell that he spoils them rotten by how often they badger him for treats.
He gushes to you about his little brother whenever he can. Mephisto never fails to hide how proud he is of him, or how much he loves him. He often talks about how he wants the two of you to meet. And, if you were to ask him why, he’d blush and mumble about how he wants you to feel like a part of the family.
You often find yourself roped into his shenanigans. Mephisto gets into all kinds of trouble as he tries to uncover the truth for the Newspaper Club. And as his significant other, you are now permanently his accomplice. Congratulations.
I like to think that once MC has a pact with the brothers, their eyes turn the color of their respective sin whenever MC is indulging in that sin/using their power. I love the color coding but also how many scenarios or fics crop up from it in my brain.
Imagine Mammon is worried about his cooking not being good enough for you until he sees your eyes go red as you take your first bite.
Or Lucifer sees you being insulted by a demon and he's worried you won't stand up for yourself, so he looks for the flash of green in your eyes.
Or Belphie makes a *questionable* noise while he stretches after waking up and barely catches the glint of pink before you turn away.
Finals are finished. Classes have wrapped up. The halls are empty and your footsteps echo. You feel extra aware of everything, from the nervous way you inhale each breath to the steady heartbeat pounding in your chest.
It feels wrong. This place is usually so full of activity. Laughing, shouting, idle chatter. You've never felt so alone here before. Not even when you had to fend for yourself.
There's the column Leviathan liked to hide behind when a loud gang of outgoing demons walked past. There's the corner Asmodeus would peek around after third period to ask if you'd have lunch with him.
There's the dent in the wall where Beelzebub lashed out after Mammon attempted to borrow his wallet for the third day in a row. There's the staircase Belphegor fell down one time. You had rushed after him to see if he was okay, only to find him splayed out on the ground at the very bottom, fast asleep.
You walk past the classroom where you listened to Lucifer's first lecture on music history. The very same classroom where Satan was punished for trying to hex the podium. It's right down the hall from the student council room where everything started.
You pause in the council room doorway and stare at the lined up chairs, recalling how they looked like imposing thrones with everyone staring down at you. Like a lamb to the slaughter. Back then, everyone was hostile at worst and apathetic at best. You struggled, you fought, you overcame each challenge you somehow got wrapped up in, and gradually, all the trials you faced got easier to handle. You got used to life in a strange new world with strange new bonds. The demons opened up to you.
Maybe they opened up to you a little too much. Seven of them were practically attached to you at the hip and you wound up graduating as the most celebrated being at the academy.
Your days at RAD are ending, and your new life is about to begin. Are you ready?
"There's a song I've forgotten the name of." Lucifer came to you for assistance. As the prevailing human expert of the Devildom, surely you would know a thing or two about human songs.
He explained, "I remember the lyrics, but I cannot find the name no matter how hard I search."
"Let's hear it!" You were confident that you could be of use. It was rare that you knew something Lucifer did not, you wanted to make the most of this opportunity.
He opened his mouth and out came a deep, rolling sound unlike anything you expected. Something ancient. It didn't change much in pitch but it carried on and on and on. As though Lucifer had a garbage disposal in place of a voice box. It was almost hypnotic, reverberating throughout the room and throughout your brain.
After a minute, which felt like two hours of listening to the world's most bizarre ASMR, Lucifer stopped.
"Do you recognize it? I was hoping you'd know right away."
Your ghasts were flabbered. Shock was written all over your face. What was that? Something you'd only heard about in YouTube video essays. You knew Lucifer had a good singing voice but you had never heard anything like this.
"Are you... Is that, like, throat chanting? Throat singing? Huh?"
"Yes," he confirmed. "Do you recognize it? I know it used to be a very popular song. Shall I sing it again?"
You keep snacks in your pocket for Beelzebub and spare chapstick in case Asmodeus loses his. You send buddy bonuses to Leviathan every day and stay on top of the chore rotation chart.
You know 7 of the most powerful demons in hell so intimately. Unfortunately, the opposite is also true. They know all of your little habits better than you do.
Lucifer tells you, and specifically you, "go to the bathroom now. I know you don't have to, but we're going to be travelling nonstop for 3 hours and you'll need to go sooner or later." His brothers nod in agreement.
A text message pops up at the top of your phone screen. It's from Belphegor. "I bet you're scrolling on your phone right now." He's right. You've been scrolling the demon equivalent of Tumblr for the last half hour.
You have a habit of forgetting where you put things down and Satan is able to find them immediately. Even if you searched a place three times, Satan will be able to find it in seconds.
Okay, in the game we always see that the “stay” command is devastating for the brothers, as if the weight of gravity were falling on them. Now, imagine that the effect of “stay” varies according to Mc's emotions or mood.
When Mc is sad, the feeling the brothers felt was a coldness from their chest that spread throughout their bodies until the impact.
When Mc is happy and does it to get their way, they feel a tingling sensation in their bodies during and after the impact.
When Mc is serious, it's like a dry sensation, as if they were punched in the stomach, leaving they breathless.
When Mc is embarrassed, they feel a slight burning sensation that spreads rapidly to their chest before the impact.
When Mc is desperate, before they could feel the blow, they stopped feeling anything, a void that ran through their body, only to return with a jolt. Like when they tried to stop Beel when he got out of control.
You, Simeon, and Luke are currently sat at the dining table— tightly holding each others' hands for emotional support—dreading what is about to come. Clatters and booming sounds emanate from the kitchen, mixed with a jolly tune Solomon hums under his breath. A tune that will be the backdrop to your demise.
Why did you agree to this again?
Oh, right. Because you're all way too kind and polite for your own good.
"What if we tell him our tummies hurt?", asks Luke. You have never witnessed such fear in the young angel's eyes.
"All three of us at the same time? I don't think he'd believe us", you reply. "Even if he did, what if he tried making us some 'healing recovery food'?"
"MC, can you not call Beelzebub?" Even Simeon sounds desperate.
"He's not answering my calls. I think Asmo has told him what's going on," you replied.
Another crash can be heard from the kitchen. "Don't worry, I'm fine!", follows Solomon's voice.
"Can't you just summon him using your pact?", Simeon whispers.
You have pretty much given up on any chance of escape. "What's the point? Solomon will just make more food. One bite of whatever concoction he makes and—"
Luke clamps his hands over his ears. "Don't say it out loud! I'm already scared!!"
Simeon sighs. "Let's just hope the first bite is enough to knock us all out. At least, we won't have to worry about finishing the food."
"Should have burned this place down when I had a chance", you mutter under your breath.
"Please don't," Luke replies. "Simeon, can't we just...you know, make a run for it?"
"I'm sure Solomon will sulk for months if we do that."
"...and become unbearably dramatic", you add in.
Solomon's humming grows louder and even more enthusiastic.
You three let out a collective sigh. Yeah, you were doomed.
Ten minutes pass in absolute silence— the longest ten minutes of your life.
The silence is only broken when you hear the sound of a plate shattering in the kitchen, accompanied by a weird sloshing sound, followed by an "oof".
You three look at each other.
"Should we go check?" asks Simeon. You and Luke agree.
What you see in the kitchen is beyond anything you could've expected. Or perhaps, you should have expected it, given Solomon's track record.
The soup.
The soup is moving. Not sloshing around in a bowl. Actually moving around on the floor like some odd bug; as if it has sentience. The pan in which you assume Solomon was making it, is lying upturned on the ground beside it. Glass from a broken bowl is scattered on the ground.
Speaking of Solomon, he is currently looking at the soup creature; studying it as if he himself is surprised by what he has achieved.
The monster turns towards you. Well, you think it has turned towards you, judging by its body language. Frankly, it's disgusting. Noddles squirm inside and around the gelatinous blob like tendrils and chunks of carrots, semi-melted potatoes and chicken float around in its body. A ladle remains embedded in its torso(?). And why does it look so purple?
How does one even achieve this outcome...?
Well, now is not the time to ponder upon that since the soup creature is mid-lunge, directly aimed at you, steaming hot.
Simeon heroically pulls you aside before the monstrosity can land on your face. You watch the blob fall on the kitchen floor with a wet splat.
It recovers just as quickly, hoisting itself back up with literal noodle arms. The noodles slurp back into place. A few pieces of boiled carrots remain on the floor. It gurgles threateningly.
"Stand back!" Simeon steps forward. Was he warning you or the soup monster?
"I don't think it understands common tongue yet", replies Solomon.
As the sentient soup prepares to take another lunge, Solomon quickly mutters a spell. A portal opens up under the creature, sucking it in and closing before it can crawl out again.
All of you finally relax. Luke puts down the pan he had picked up to shield himself, climbing down from the counter-top where he had sought refuge.
Solomon looks at all of your disheveled faces. "I think it just wanted a hug. I feel kind of bad now."
You turn to towards Solomon, still a bit dazed from whatever just happened. "What on earth...?"
"Solomon, I think that's enough cooking for today...", says Simeon.
"Aww, but I wanted to make something for you guys. To show my appreciation to my dear friends and lovely apprentice!"
"It's alright! We can just order take-out!" you seize the opportunity before Solomon can even think of reattempting.
"Or we can go out for dinner! Beel told me of this new place that opened up near Majolish", Luke suggests.
Solomon grins."Orrr...I can make you guys some pudding instea—"
"NO", you say in unison.
"Wow, you guys care so much about my safety!"
Yeah, let's just let him believe that. Crisis averted.
I keep seeing those y/N slander vids on tt and I love em but each time I see it I keep thinking about whether in obey me, the denizens of the devildom also make vids like that targeting mc 😭😭
Obey me characters reacting to MC wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume:
(The brothers + dateables + undateables)
Lucifer:
-At first he assumed you were one of his brothers when you entered his room.
-Immediately feels a headache forming.
-“Do you require anything?” “Rawr.” “Get out.”
Mammon:
-"D'YAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE HELL ARE YA' WEARING?"
-he's also going to buy and wear one so that you both can perform stunts in public and earn money #thegrindneverstops
Levi:
-He ugly snorted when you burst into his room wearing that and now he feels so bad
-Will ask to recreate trends with you but he cannot stop laughing so all the videos come out shaky and full of him giggling in the background.
-His camera roll is now filled with photos of you in the dino costume doing JoJo poses
Satan:
-You interrupted his afternoon reading to show him…this???
-Actually it’s okay because it’s hilarious.
-Immediately begins brainstorming on how you could use this opportunity to annoy the fuck out of Lucifer hmm…
-But you’re also scaring the strays that he smuggled into his room so he’s going to have to ask you to leave </3
Asmo:
-“girl that is NOT a look”
-actually it is asmo, you just need to lock in
-kind of concerned about the material of the costume, makes sure it’s made with human-skin-safe materials
Beel:
-????
-After the initial confusion he starts giggling uncontrollably. It’s a bit jarring to see the ever-stoic Avatar of Gluttony losing it over a dino costume.
-You should make him wear it after you’re done. He’d make a very convincing dino.
Belphie:
-He woke up from his slumber only to be met this this sight.
-Genuinely thought he was having a fever dream and tried to bite you
-“How do we annoy Lucifer with this?” Pt.2
Solomon:
-He's also wearing one with you
-enchants both of your costumes to make them spit fire or something
-and now there's two humans dressed up as dinosaurs running around and wreaking havoc in the devildom streets
-Barbatos has to drag both of your asses back home
Barbatos:
-speaking of barbatos
-feels a headache forming 2.0
-Your antics are slowly beginning to resemble Solomon’s and he’s not a fan
-He is mildly amused tho
-"Rawr." "A very convincing performance, MC."
Diavolo:
-Is this a human custom he's unaware off? Is this a way of bonding??
-No? Well it should be! It's funny and it made him laugh. Isn't laughter the best way to bond with other fellow beings?
-He wants a dino costume too. And you bet he'd play a very good dino, given his towering frame and boisterous laugh. But alas, the prince of Hell has an image to maintain.
-Psych! He makes Barbatos buy one for him anyways
Luke:
-Genuinely thought it was a monster coming to attack him when you started running towards him.
-Screams and dives to hide behind the nearest person before realising it's you.
-He's mad at you for scaring him like that. You feel a strong urge to squish his pouty little face.
Simeon:
-Probably the person Luke hid behind.
-He, too, thought you were some weird devildom creature
-He’s just happy to see you be comfortable enough around them to be so wonderfully ridiculous
-He’s also trailing behind you and Solomon to make sure you both don’t get into too much trouble. Responsible mom™
Thirteen:
-"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-MC where did you get this??? She wants one too.
-Draws angry little eyebrows on the dino face.
-Now there's a giggling dino with tiny inflatable arms being chased down the halls by a reaper trying to vandalize it.
Mephisto:
-GOOD GRIEF, MC. Have you forgotten you’re a representative of the exchange program chosen by Lord Diavolo himself??? Such tomfoolery will only drag his Lord’s reputation down.
-(Little does he know his Lord is currently busy trying to figure out how to get his arms into a similar costume.)
-Stay 5 kilometres away from him he doesn't want to associate himself with you while you're dressed like THAT.
-Wear a Barney costume and say you’re matching and watch him lose his shit.
Raphael:
-What are you doing??? Are all humans like this???
-Is there a specific reason you're wearing this??? Does it help you in any way???
-So many questions but none shall be answered.
