Hi hi hiii, call me Kay! I write silly little things and draw stuff (sometimes). This is a yap-friendly zone. Feel free to send asks and tag me! I might answer in 2 seconds or in 2 months, no in between.
Requests are open but be warned I might take sometime to get to the ones I want to write. And by 'some' time i actually mean A LOT of time. Only send them if you're okay with waiting/them having a (small)possibility of not being written. I'm a student so yeahhh
I only write gn reader.
I write for Obey Me!, Genshin Impact and maybe Homicipher/Tokyo Debunker if anyone requests
I have an AO3 account under the same username.
#<3 <-my reblogs
#what kay's upto <- updates and ramblings
#ask game/#tag game <- for fun
#art shtuff <- my art!
#obeymemes <-shitposts for the obey me enjoyers
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My favourite fics from other authors <3
Thankyou!!
Masterlist:
ā”-Kay's favourites
ā-most popular works
OBEY ME!
(everything is fluff/slightly crack)
Drabbles:
āDressing Mammon up
Short fics:
āRoadtrip (ft. almost everyone) āEven the Goodest Boi Gets Lonely Sometimes(ft. Cereberus) ā”
āLucifer's Guilty pleasure
āI got you!(mammon x reader) āConfessions (mammon x reader) āCriminal Education(ft. mammon) āPeriod comfort(mammon x reader; slight beel/belphie x reader maybe?)ā
āThe Roach Incident (ft. mammon)
āSea diving with Levi ā”
āFeline Shenanigans( satan x reader) , part 2(solomon x reader) ā”
āAfternoons in the Attic (beel and belphie x reader) ā
āOn Today's Episode of "Diavolo Learns Human World Stuff": Cycling (Diavolo x reader) ā”
āLate night sorcery lessons(solomon x reader) ā
āSolomon's soup monster (ft. Solomon, Simeon, and Luke)
Longer fics:
āA mouse in the house!!(where mc turns into a mouse and chaos ensues)(multiple x reader) ā” ā
āWho are you when no one's watching? (crackfic, featuring all the brothers)
Requests:
āSleepovers at Purgatory Hall (simeon x reader) āTelling Solomon you only want him(solomon x reader, duh)
ā The Brothers with a Sheep Hybrid MC (headcanons)
Headcanons(ish):
ā§Nevermore! (mammon) ā§Getting married to demons!? ā§Mom-batos (barbatos) ā§How many times has MC died?(barbatos)ā”ā
ā§Pancake art(barbatos)
ā§Impossible commands
Scenarios:
ā§Sly butler(barbatos)ā”
ā§Waking up to find you sleeping beside them! Pt.1(lucifer)
Pt.2(mammon)ā”
Pt.3(leviathan)
Pt.4(belphegor)
We've seen Levi obey me but have we seen nature documentary nerd Levi. he'd rather khs than touch grass but if he hears David Attenborough he's SAT. also whatever the demon equivalent to David is and maybe the angel equivalent.
MC: baby come over i need u in me ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Levi: not now babe I'm watching David Attenborough talk about fox mating habits.
Because I'm bored here's some "red" flag I think each romancible (and luke) om character would have
Lucifer - Blames all his farts on Cerberus and if you say differently you're getting hanged upside down. He also would unironically fall for anything ai and I feel like he would by ai listings then hand write a very disappointed letter to the brand and have all his brother's bomb the websites ratings.
Mammon - he would buy from shein and Temu. He's like that one annoying friend that spams you until you make an account for them so they can get something free from Temu. I also can see him being an ai bro for a while until he scams Lucifer and almost gets dozed by leviathan.
Leviathan - Bro would be the worst scalper in the world. He buys up all the card before even the store employees get too see them. He'd collect all of one specific card and resell that card for way too much. He'd also be one of those yumishippers that gets mad whenever someone else yumi ships with there character of choice. Bro would have thrived in the toxicity of the DSMP fandom.
Satan - He has written some of the nastiest smut the devildom has seen. So horrific not even Asmodeus wanted to touch it with a ten foot pole. Has a photo and or painting with him and every world leader kissing. It's like his version of the Lego land stamps. This does mean somewhere there's a painting of him and John Quincy Adams kissing.
Asmodeus - when in a fight the first thing he aims for are the earrings and eyes. Many people have been blinded by Asmodeus due to a drunk fight. He calls Twitter X and he doesn't apologize for it. He doesn't support Musk he just doesn't see the problem with the name change.
Beelzebub - He wears shoes indoors no matter how dirty they are. He'll take them off if asked. He's ruined many carpets this way. Has eaten one of Satan's cats in front of him. He was in a bad mood.
Belphegor - has and will curse any human that even glances at him with horrible insomnia and to stub their toe every Monday morning until they die. He is responsible for almost all cold cases in Poland. For some reason he just canon bare with them being happy and at peace. Has tried to convince Satan to split Poland.
Diavolo - the very few times he's gone to the human world before the exchange program he'd find as many beaches as he could. With all the joy in his heart he wrote will you marry me in all the sand. He is the reason many humans break up. He refuses to believe that Pigeons exsist. He has and will gaslight humans into thinking they are just schizophrenic.
Barbatos - listens to Andrew Tate. Not because he agrees with him he just takes joy in making troll accounts to mess with his followers. On a similar note he runs several conspiracy theory blogs online. Including but not limited to: flat earth, Mormonism, and the Bermuda Triangle is real. He just rage baits humans for the love of the game (leviathan has fallen for some of it)
Solomon - he's what's wrong with the Apalachin mountains. Don't ask how or why, he was black out drunk. He created the spell for testicular torsion, he was really mad at a wizard that stole his swagger.
Simeon - Solomon showed him American politics because he was bored. Now Simeon will break out into Trump impressions like his life depends on it. His impressions are good, but he just does it in the least funny way possible. Has several Labubu's (I find them so unironically cute, too bad they 're expensive) he ended up with all the ones Luke didn't want.
Luke - he falls for treads so quick. He and Solomon were in the trenches trying to get a needo. He wrestled an demon kid for a dumpling squishy. He had the Starbucks bear cup. Has complained about why some kids get to leave during tests and he doesn't (leviathan quickly taught him. Leviathan gets to leave for the extra help none of you can convince me otherwise)
Can we have a Noroi om x reader oneshot where Nori beats the crap out of reader for eating her tomatoes? Please and Thankyou :>
There's a blood. Sea of blood, slowly into ocean. They knew only I can collect my tomatoes when they grow. Everyone knew that. So why do such stupid move? Why go, and rip the fruit away from the bushes. I would not care much if that was raspberry tomato, because I don't like them much. But that was the NORMAL tomato I love with my whole heart.
Their skull will be my flower pot. I'll grow seedlings inside of it. Their blood will be dried off, so I can mix it with the ground, for iron for plants. Their bones - dried and grinded, for calcium.
And that was the last mistake they could do in their life.
But they'll taste hell before it (insert chicken story from discord after it destroyed my plantain lilies).
Not even 6'7 CEO Alpha will save them.
I'll drag them by nipples using tractor. Around the fields and roads.
And before death I'll let @ninalphashyyy do whatever she wants to them.
how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?
What on hells is a borax?
Anyway, simply just keep one in your familyās dungeonā what do you mean humans donāt have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?
Have the sheep considered the classic dig 12 feet down, bury 6 feet back, place a dead animal on top, and then fill in the rest of the hole so if itās ever redug up someone just finds the dead animal and leaves it alone.
Ahem. Mother, I have arrived with a request. In true Kaytheberry fashion, can we have a rat!mc? Like...a literal rat. Where something went wrong during the human exchange student summoning and instead of a human they summoned a rat.
And then they put a spell on the rat so that it can talk. Write whoever you want idc
Yeah okay thanks bye
RatĀ ExchangeĀ Student?!
ą¼ŗā§A/N: Kay... Sigh... You and your rat filled things... My little plague ~ š It's a bit short, but I hope you like it.
The moment they saw the summoning circle, everything was going like it should. Everything exactly like it was planned. But then, they saw that where the human should be, there was a small creature. Much smaller than it should beā¦ humans are bigger, right? That's when they realized that they didn't summon human exchange humans, but aā¦ rodent. A rat with a rather interesting personality.
And who said that this rat wanted to go to school?!
āSqueakā¦ā something made a noise as the light surrounding the whole room dimmed.
Demons inside opened their eyes to see that new exchange student that was chosen. Something so important for future peace between three realms. This human will either be lucky or miserable. Not like they wanted to come here, to hell.
The magic fell down, summoning was completed. And it for sure succeeded. There was another being with them, demons could feel that. Butā¦ where's that human? Are they so small? Or are they lying down, unconscious?
A few of them started to worry a little - did something go wrong? Was it magic or this human was too weak?
āSqueak.ā Something made noise again, making all the people here walk over, just to see what's going on.
When the air was clear, their Lord started his prepared speech.
āWelcome to the Devildom- MC.ā He said remembering that name was in the documents. āYou have been chosen for an exchange program. As a human you ā huh?ā
āDiavolo? What happened?ā
āYoung Master?ā
āAn exchange student from the human world isn't human?ā Red haired demon asked, pointing down
āWhat kind of ridiculous joke is that? Or course they're humāā black haired demon said but stopped with widened eyes as he looked down.
āYoung Masterā¦ Stay back from that flighty thing.ā Butler said, coming forth.
āAww! Look at that mouse! It's cute!ā Avatar of Lust said, seeing a small fur ball on the marbled floor, sitting and looking around, scared.
āSqueak!ā
āUgh, should I send it back where it should be?ā A man with green hair said with a displeased face, his raised hand surrounded by small lightning bolts of energy.
āWait up Barbatos! That rat was chosen for the exchange program. We summoned it, so there must be a reason that it was in the documents. Weren't they holding human souls? That means this rat is special.ā
āEw, that rat?ā Demon who said it's cute moments before changed his mind.
Mouses are cute but rats not anymore? You felt pissed off.
Wait, you felt pissed off? Why do you feel emotions like that?! You felt normal a second ago, and now your thoughts areā¦ consciousā¦?
āSqueak?ā
āSigh, can we get it to talk? If it'll stay hereā¦ at least give us a reason to have it around and treat it like a human.ā Lucifer sighed, looking down at the rat again. This rat was now looking around, still wary of everything. That rat was you, who just sneaked to someone's pantry in the countryside, and now you're in some strange castle, without brothers and sisters around. Where's your whole rat family?! Are you really alone here?
Oh no, will your group think you died like your cousin yesterday? No more free cheese and fruit?
āSqueak! Squeakā¦ squeak!ā
āWoah, it's squeaking like crazyā¦ā white haired demon said.
āAnd you're surprised? You would scream too, if you were teleported away like that.ā The blonde one answered him.
āSilence the squeaking will be the best option - young Master, can iāā
āNo, you cannot. It's our guest!ā
āGod griefā¦ā one sighed, before his hand, covered in gloves moved in the air. He said a few words you didn't understand, and your body started floating with some weird lines around your neck.
When you got placed down, your mind was even more clear, you looked up at them. Raise your front paws just to stand on your hind legs.
ā...Oh my god I want some jam.ā you thought to yourself, wanting to complain about that they summoned you even when you got to the shelves.
āExcuse me?ā The man who looked the most important here widened his eyes.
āHuh?ā you murmured.
āHuh?ā he answered with the same. And others joined too.
āHuuh?ā
ā¦
ā¦
ā¦
ā¦
āI have enough. Forgive me lord, but I cannot stand that ugly creatureā¦ā
āWho do you call ugly?!ā
āPlease don't listen to Barbatos, he'sā¦ rather conscious about your kind! I'm Diavolo. Please, feel free to call me by my name.ā He kneeled on one knee, placing hand in front of you, gesturing you to come into his palm.
With small hesitation you did, feeling how he lifted you slowly up, looking at your tiny body and fluffy fur. His eyes shine a bit, seeing cute small creatures.
āLord, please do not touch it. It can transmit diseases.ā
āYou'll be my disease, I see.ā you answered mockingly, squinting your eyes at him.
ā...ā
ā...ā A Butler-looking man lifted you by your tail, ignoring your protests. āIf you have to be here, since my Lord wants that, I shall clean you before anything happens.
āCareful, careful, I can give you plague.ā You laughed as he came outside with you, to give you a bath ten times before allowing you to dry off.
With all that happening, you still are a rat. You genuinely don't know what's happening, but you got your own room, with a bed sized for the whole colony of rats. But it's all for you!
You get food a few times a day, and everything is super fresh and tasty.
You give others heart attacks, especially Asmodeus when you run around. But when he knows it's you, he calms down. But he treats you like a cute plushie or pet. He bathes you, he pets you, brushes you on his lap.
You're carried a lot, especially by Beelzebub, who's afraid that someone may step on you. So he just places you on his shoulder or palm. Your fur is super clean and fluffy after that conditioner. You feel so fresh.
You had some problems with cats, but now, Satan keeps you as well as them. They don't see you as food anymore.
Mammon often mocks you for your squeaking. He's a cruel man! He joked about selling you! He held you by your tail upside down! He stole your snacks! Only for protecting you from everything or carrying you around.
When you met Belphegor you felt like this guy would be a problem. Because he didn't seem to like rats at all. Then he just accepted it and how you can sleep on his pillow with him. But you have to be careful, since he can just get you outside the window when he's not in the mood.
And the last person you live with is Luciferā¦ this man is scary for a little ratā¦ he's even crazy! Who normal just takes a cute rat like you and puts it away behind the door?! You really need help with the door! You can't open them by yourself! Maybe that's why he often closes his door when he hears you comingā¦ meanieā¦
You also met angels! They are so nice! Luke was a little afraid of youā¦ but he's so cute! He gives you cookies and wants to spend time with you! And the moments when he pets youā¦ you'll love him forever!
Same with Simeon. He's that one person who you know you won't leave for the rest of your life. He's so nice, always smiling. Always helping you out!
Not talking about Solomonā¦ he really did see a plague your ancestors broughtā¦ he was no joke. Until he turned into a silly man who likes to prank you. And he said he can turn you into a human.
But do you want to be a human? Maybe some day? For now you like tormenting Barbatos, who always has a grimace on his face seeing you. He can talk with you normally, but just knowing and seeing you're a rat makes him want to take a broom and throw you into fire.
Too bad Diavolo protects you! He loves that you're a rat with a lot of talents!
Pinterest tag game !! Look up your "birth month core" and give me the first four images,,, and then whoever you tag should try and guess your birthday month based on the images !!
This was such a cute tag !! This isnāt the first four photos because all my results had the literal month in the photo but it is still very much so the aesthetic
I think maybe May? Spring was the first to come to mind honestly!
I ended up having to pick images without my birth month written on the front so it wouldn't be obvious... I hope this doesn't count as breaking rules? If it does I'll change the images.
@californiagirlsareunforge @xshark-attackx @just-simping-twst @levisotakugf @wildflowerdesigns612 I don't have a lot so anyone who wants can also join on my side! (Which means open tags)
Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay
6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.
7. What is your least favourite colour?
@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.
Plenty, itās not always for like, a sad reason tho. I just get overwhelmed.
A stuffed panda I have had since I was 6 MONTHS old, a cinnamoroll plushie and a giant owl that acts almost like a body pillow (I own more but theyāre not on my bed)
the sillies
The weird diarrhoea green you get when you try to darken yellow paint with black
tags: uhhhhh i dont feel like tagging anyone rn Im sleepy and need to take a nap. If you are seeing this, consider yourself tagged.
Mephisto as a faem boy is so funny and also true (you can't disagree) because like. nobleman that probably throws up at the sight of umchewed food... grew up on a farm..? albeit a fancy farm with a villa. but a famr no less. he did faem work. he still does.
imagine baby mephisto crushing up berries (not you. maybe...) with his feet in a giant barrel out in the family farm...
please tell me you se eir dude
I initially read that as 'fem boy' instead of farm boy and I can see both of them being true
