spiider-dad:
“People get tired of the baby talk, I get it. Stressed-out-soon-to-be-dad syndrome is getting to me!” Peter let out an awkward laugh. “Do you uh— do you like kids?”
Felicia attempts to laugh alongside him, but the guffaw falls flat. “No. I don’t. I’m all for sticky fingers, but not that kind. I’m certain I’ll live a happy, childfree life. Congrats to you, though. I’m sure you’re excited to never sleep again.”

















