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Nightswimming Deserves a Quiet Night

✨ This is a sideblog. I talk to myself here. ✨

Running this 25 gallon baby pool like the navy

I get so bothered by tiny pieces of fuzz or hair when I’m cooking I feel like I have to completely rinse the cutting board off like every 5 minutes, which makes it hard to use the nice but huge wooden cutting board I got from my mom.

#like they won’t even be actual hairs #just fabric fuzz from a towel #but imagining any of it going in my food pains me #having 5 animals in the house doesn’t help either

I call my cats some version of "pretty little girl" "sweet little boy" "sleepy little baby" at least 80 times everyday

Used half the amount of soy sauce I usually do for my egg rice and it was still plenty salty wow

My name fits me so well it’s crazy like, I can’t lie I am a total Mary

My dad ordered weed online with my name and email address ??

Saw a post talking about how you need to make yourself get used to being uncomfortable and a lot of it was reasonable but then they said “when you have a headache, FEEL the headache” buddy I’ve been feeling the headache all the time for 20 years, I’m taking the ibuprofen and sleep pill

#what a pointless type of pain to just endure

So far on my island I have

Big Z from Surf’s Up

Bean from Disenchantment

Sonic the hedgehog

Archer and Lana from Archer

and my oc Beach Uncle

#im also thinking Kate from Lost and Nagito Komaeda #tomodachi

I'm glad I was born when they were still making good animated movies. I'm so grateful I never had to experience boss baby at a tender, vulnerable age.

I can sit and drink 4 beers no problem but if I try to stop at one or two disaster strikes (throbbing headache)

I hate laying paths and shit I might just make my whole tomodachi island sand

My mom suddenly asking if I want to go to a concert in an hour, like she’s never met me before.

#a one hour notice? it’d have to be like. The National #or WayV #WITH TEN

Actually caring about trends and what’s “in fashion” seems like a sad way to live

#I understand kids and young teens doing it #but following trends as a grown person? boring and embarrassing a little bit I think

I refuse to watch those chocolate guy videos. Oh you made some more bullshit, ok.

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