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Ida, 24 y/o, Sweden.

[willow]

Me: *falls in love* Me: I’ve been… Scammed

[badjokesbyjeff]

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

[ovur]

You look absolutely ravishing in those khakis

[svenskjavel]

[bangmaid-deactivated20210217]

hard shit is cool and all but do you ever just wanna lay in bed with someone and gently explore their body with your hands

tracing their collarbone with your fingers, trailing your fingertips over their stomach to find all those most sensitive little spots, discovering the feeling of their hips in your grip, just casually discovering somebody’s body

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

[heavensghost]

Yves Olade, When Rome falls

[uglysex]

[daeneryses]

“You’re [a] monster. But so am I—which is why I can’t turn away from you.”

— Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous: A Novel (via bluebeardsbride)

[willow]

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

[thepoisonroom]

love is insane you feel like you're always subtly asking "do you still love me even though i'm flawed" and the answer just keeps being yes

[enigmaticpink]

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

[gratatata-shalala]

[dutchster]

i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

[qixzel]

i think it was feminist that that one lady ruined the tour de france

[bombing]

bad puns to tell my crush

are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me

when was the last time you took your vitamins?

44

i’m a thousand years old 

we could make it if we really tried 

can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake 

i killed my parents and they deserved it

enough to break the ice in tennessee 

i want to die

blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish

i think about you more than i’d ever admit 

i threw up on the way here 

[hoexygen]

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

[evilvillain123456789]

i work for the vatican developing a system to slap children’s hand with a ruler over zoom