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Hi GOLDY HERE!

Welcome to this blog. If you are a shipper or are fake woke kindly exit stage left. Alt Shippers and mature shippers only.

I repeat, ALT SHIPPERS ONLY.

Over here, we are full on delusional. We assume Kookmin are in a non-platonic relationship with each other and support them. We assume that they are the only real Alternative ship in BTS- no maybes. We come up with theories to explain certain moments between them and make assumptions about what goes on between Jikook behind the scenes by reconstructing the facts we all see on and off screens. If this kind of shipping is not for you kindly hop out of here no questions asked.

NB: Theories stated in here are personal beliefs, opinions and not facts. Nor are they intended as Facts. As such, they shouldn't be treated as facts by anyone anywhere. That being said, in our reconstructed Jikook universe, we shall be treating these theories as alt facts.

Illustration:

Jikook held hands- Facts

Jikook held hands therefore they are boyfriends- Alt fact.

Jikook didn't hold hands because they are mad at each- Theory.

A Fact is something that is actual and proven to be universally true as opposed to a theory or belief.

An Alt Fact is a belief you treat as Fact.

All and any statement that says Jungkook and Jimin or any ship in BTS are gay, are boyfriends, lovers, in a gay relationship, married, dating eachother or having sex with eachother is an Alt Fact.

Until any pair in BTS come out as LGBTQ plus and in a relationship with eachother any assumption about the status of their relationship is Fiction.

No theory espoused in here or statements made in here is born out of spite or malice towards any member in BTS mentioned in here.

Feel free to share your own thoughts here, as long as it’s not from a place of hate, and don’t worry- we won’t encourage you to share your thoughts with us and then turn around and call those thoughts lies, fake drama and wild accusations because it’s different from ours and then proceed to sneak into people’s DMs on twitter to demonize you for your shipping thoughts.

Here we respect people's opinions and uphold human rights and freedom of expressions.

On this note, Bigots are equally not welcomed here. Bigotry is the intolerance of others' ideas or opinions because they do not align with your own.

It's totally ok for you to disagree with or have different views on topics in here. In such case simply disagree with such opinions and or offer a counter opinion if you have one.

Do not engage in toxic bigoted behaviors such as whistling, targeting, or any disturbing modes of shooting people's thoughts down such as slurring them, threatening them, comparing them to others, intentionally misconstruing thoughts, gaslighting, racist remarks, mocking, twisting words around in order to make them so others can side with you or any other creepy bullying behaviors.

Thank you.

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HAKUNA MATATA!

MASTERLIST IN PROGRESS

MYJIKOOK TIMELINES

2020 Posts

2021 Posts

Name: Hotsexyliciouscunt Jimin

Species: Sexymosexual Sapien

Month: PRIDE

Color: Rainbow

Status: Horny

Bi king looking like a fione kitty eater 🥹🥹

Sis is better than me. Don't give a fuck what my contract says I will jump him on sight like a feral kangaroo and lick his neck and armpits in broad daylight.

Hybe listen to me, Jimin is not safe even within a mile radius of me.

Put me in jail.

Never let Jimin near me I'm that horrible and I have no shame

You've been warned

Bi king looking like a fione kitty eater 🥹🥹

Sis is better than me. Don't give a fuck what my contract says I will jump him on sight like a feral kangaroo and lick his neck and armpits in broad daylight.

Hybe listen to me, Jimin is not safe even within a mile radius of me.

Put me in jail.

Never let Jimin near me I'm that horrible and I have no shame

You've been warned

People not seeing Jikook's relationship as romantic but think into the sun is such a sweet romantic song are clowns.

You call

I run

Yeah, that's Jimin and Jungkook's rainy day fight scene right there.

Now quit being a bitch and go find your own person who would run whenever you call

Loooooossssssooorrrrr

I honestly need Jimin to get me pregnant

God: I have no favorites

Also God:

Jimin ate with this look

He knew what he was doing serving looks and facecard like no ones business

Ah Jimin my heart keeps beating and I keep renewing my affection for him every day

What a breathtaking gorgeous lovely divine human being

Fuck I love him so much 🥹

DON'T CRY JIMIN

Please enjoy the fireworks in the end

Hypothetically speaking if I have live footages of BTS from the Mexico concert should I share them?

My bestie went with her mom and sent receipts. Lots and lots of receipts.

I may or may not have asked her to kidnap Jikook. More like threatened her really💀

And I may or may not have asked her to snatch Jimin if she can't contain both of them in her carry on since Jimin is smaller

Either way she better not return home empty handed💀

Jimin flinching when others touch him isn't a recent quirk. He's always been like that from day and we used to have so many discourse around that.

I say this all the time, he loves to give but has a hard time receiving. Sometimes it makes me uncomfortable watching others interact with him because it feels as if his personal boundaries aren't being respected.

And that whole count to three in his head so he doesn't overreact on camera is eerily familiar and triggers me so much as someone who equally wants intimacy but is afraid of intimacy.

I really want Jimin to talk about this. Not with the fans. With me alone. Like his therapist or something. I'm dying to know so many things about him. Hear his perspective on so many things.

He is such a complex person and even his complexity is fascinating and alluring.

For now, I don't want to speculate or hear theories about this reflex because I'm too traumatized to deep dive into that.

The PTSD of it all.

You guys are on your own 🥴

Why can't Jimin be my girlfriend 🥺

We could be lesbians if he just tries 😭

I'll let him be the top

Or the bottom I don't mind

The cuntification of Jimin's Hair and why it matters

Jimin has new extensions. They are longer, blond and in your face loud.

For anyone who's been a Stan of his for a moment, you know how important, how much Jimin cares about his hair, his look. But especially his hair.

When he had to shave it all for the compulsory military service, we all wept because deep down we knew how invalidating and how traumatic that whole experience of shaving must have felt for him.

Especially when it wasn't his choice.

I made a blog about this before he enlisted so you can check it out for more on this.

The act of shaving off a person's hair can, for the most part, is a humiliating ritual especially when a compulsory public exhibition is a condition precedent to it.

So it is not for any reason but pride and a loud reclamation of self that Jimin would come out with a hairdo that's nothing but a fuck you to a system and culture that punishes exaltation of self, gender fluidity and nonconformity.

So if you're wondering why his hair is a whole character on its own...

Fuck you, that's why