Gotham does a Batman lookalike contest and there's no way the Batkids don't participate along with like, half of Gotham. It is simultaneously their boon and bane
Dick, staring at a Batman suit Tim brought him: What am I supposed to do with that?
Tim, in an identical batsuit: There's a batman lookalike contest in crime alley! We have to participate.
Dick, now staring at the suit in disgust: Wear that? Again? I'd Much Rather Die.
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Jason, in another batsuit, staring in the mirror, close to crashing out: Why do I actually look like him?
Damian, in an identical, smaller batsuit: It is because you are nearly the same height and weight as Father.
Jason, immediately tearing the arms off the suit so it looks like a tank top: There. That's better.
Duke, in an identical suit with gold highlights, now covering Damian's ears: You look like Batbabe the stripper
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Stephanie, in her robin suit, standing beside cass, who's in a batman suit: We'll win easy
Duke: You realize it's a batman lookalike competition, right?
Steph: There is no batman without robin, duh
Dick:... you're the only fucker in this family I respect
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Bruce: This is incredibly irresponsible of all of you. This could give away major clues that we are-
Duke: Don't you wanna look at your kids cosplaying you, without the danger and responsibilities?
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Cass, holding the 20$ prize money she got from winning third place:
Dick, grudgingly holding the 40$ he got for second place, glaring at Bruce:
Tim: Wait, if even Dick's second, who the hell won first?
Clark, holding 100$ and a 'Batman forreal!' certificate: Hi Guys
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