as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels
He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.
He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.
He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.
Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).
Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.
Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.
chopper deserves monetary compensation for dealing with this crew. zoro especially. how are you gonna get your ass beaten biblically and then defy your doctor's orders to go train more.
Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity
Four recs - Baby Steve Adventures by catty_the_spy (@cattythespy) (General Audiences, 2,955 words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply)
Summary: Captain America gets hit by a spell during a battle. The rest of the Avengers look after him.
Also available as a podfic read by blackglass (@blackestglass)
2. Three recs - Get Some Now by Sineala (@sineala) (616, Teen And Up Audiences, 10,376 words)
Summary: Avengers Mansion has a mysterious feline infestation. Meanwhile, Steve just can't figure out how to ask Tony out on a date. And the thirteen teleporting cats sure aren't helping matters any.
Also available as a podfic read by where_thewind_blows (@flowersthroughthecracks)
3. Three recs - someone’s gonna pay for this by lazulisong (@lazulisong) (General Audiences, 291 words, No Archive Warnings Apply)
Summary: Prompt from leupagus: Steve as a cat.
Shhh, just go with it.
Also available as a podfic read by sisi_rambles (@sisi-rambles)
4. Three recs - on the mend by meidui (@meidui) (Gen, General Audiences, 1,438 words)
Summary: Steve rarely feels this awful after a fight, but then again, he hasn’t been on a solo mission in months.
5. Three recs - The Adventures of Not-So-Baby Steve by catty_the_spy (@cattythespy) (Gen, General Audiences, 2,070 words)
Summary: Steve's adjusting to not being a baby. Everyone else is adjusting too.
fell back down my romanogers rabbit hole and i’m just wondering if there’s an olympics au
like take natasha there (probably representing russia lol) for gymnastics, steve repping america in like swimming or rowing or something, and throw in the infamous olympic village gigantic condom stockpile (seriously, paris is supplying 300k for olympians) and let fun times ensue. ❤️
min yoongi is the best shot in the business. you’re the best gunsmith in the city and the only person he trusts to programme his tech; to make his gear.
he likes your work. it’s a shame, then, that he doesn’t like you.
pairing: yoongi x f!reader / word count: 14.3k / genre + rating: NSFW (18+), cyberpunk!au, smut, frenemies (?) to lovers
warnings/etc: hitman!yoongi. black market dealer/gunsmith!reader. cursing/explicit language. whole lotta tension, sexual and otherwise. mentions of injury/violence. minor character death (no one important, don’t worry, this isn’t an angst fic). brief hurt/comfort. reader has tattoos. sexually explicit content. oral; fingering; multiple orgasms; overstimulation (f). unprotected sex (please take the necessary precautions irl). rough sex?. choking. creampie. brief mention of aftercare. I think that’s everything but please lmk if I missed any!
a/n: thank you SO MUCH to both @hobi-gif and @morndas for beta reading this and being so supportive, ily both so much and I owe you my life 🤧💕 as always what was meant to be a short fic turned into a huge one. also this is technically for my 1.1k milestone but it’s a billion years late, oops!
Yoongi really doesn’t like you.
You’re loud. Cocky. Arrogant. You needle him all the time, dig your fingernails in and squeeze, revelling in the way he sets his jaw, the muted spark of irritation in his eyes. You bat your eyelashes and tilt your head, throw it back whenever you laugh and reveal the easing column of your throat, dragging each interaction out with a kind of sadistic pleasure that has him gritting his teeth. Because you love annoying him, getting under his skin, tapping your fingers against the soft swell of your bottom lip as you eye him up, taking your time before you speak.
Infuriating. You’re infuriating and you know it.
It’s unfortunate, really, because you’re unavoidable.
Jungkook had asked, once, why Yoongi doesn’t just go elsewhere. They’re more than familiar with the underbelly of this heaving city, underneath all the neon lights and shimmering holograms and towering skyscrapers and legal tech; the scuttling seams of back alley traders and illegal goods, tech or otherwise. There are plenty of black market dealers, after all, plenty of other vendors he could go to to get the equipment he wants. Plenty of other skilled crafters, artificers, artisans, people who would be more than happy to create the things that Yoongi asks for, that he needs. People who can get their hands on anything you want. For a price.
Yoongi’s answer had been short and succinct.
“She’s the best there is,” he’d said, and that had been that.
i loved one direction with an all-consuming force when i was younger. it hurts deeply to mourn someone you were a massive fan of as teenager, and became a peer of as an adult.
i know people change and grief is unsure or complicated when it’s attached to a fond memory or the feeling a person gave you and not tangibly the person themself. i can see many of you on here are struggling with that right now and i understand.
a few years ago i purchased a home that Liam previously owned. there were rumors the house was haunted. He assured me it was not, and i believed him. because i know the ghosts that haunt us aren’t tethered to buildings. They live in parts of us that are harder to reach and they go wherever we do.
as a parent, a fellow artist, and a fan, i simply cannot fathom this untimely loss. my heart goes out to his family, friends, and the fans. 💔
Summary: “The weather. It was nice today, no?” you repeated yourself, your gaze meeting his hazy, lustful eyes.
“You’re literally riding me right now.”
Teasing your boyfriend while being surrounded by your closest friends? Entertaining. But when he drags you away to punish you for it? That’s when you’re in for a ride.
pairing: Jimin x female reader
rating: 18+
genre: fantasy!au, HP!au, established relationship, fluff, some crack, basically pwp
warnings: explicit sexual content, switch!jimin, switch!reader, use of sex toys, begging, oral (f. & m. receiving), fingering, handjob, praise kink, rough sex, teasing, finger sucking, slight exhibitionism, jealous jimin, overstimulation, orgasm denial, orgasm delay, edging, unprotected sex (they have wands. you don’t!), there are bathrooms in the dorm rooms cause plot convenience & a golden vibrator makes an appearance yay
word count: 7.1k
a/n: HELLO HELLO! @hoebii and I welcome you to another filth collab that we somehow managed to post now without going insane *applause*!! this was again so much fun, the document was filled with chaos * O * and it would’ve just been worse without our lovely betas @nottodayjjk, @missgeniality & @voiceswithoutlips! also, thank you to @illneverrecover & @taetaesbaebaepsae for lending us their names :’D AND to @kithtaehyung for making this awesome banner for us! AND YE, I PROMISE MY NEXT FIC WILL HAVE MORE PLOT LMAOOOO
DISCLAIMER: we changed the HP canon slightly due to the nsfw nature of this fic: in that sense, all characters are adults, even if the original story suggests otherwise!
⁂ part of the amortentia chronicles
MASTERLIST | WIPS
Holidays at Hogwarts were quite an experience every time they came around - especially for your group of friends who’d usually stay behind in the castle without a particular urge to visit their families. It meant relaxing in the dorm rooms, eating as much candy from Honeydukes as one could wish for, and riling each other up until one got frustrated enough to either storm away and into their room or to bite back and turn the tides on them. It was all fun and games for most part, no one would get offended by their words or actions.
summary: jeon jungkook lived by a certain code: never associate yourself with the mins but when he set his eyes on you, he may just have to break it.
pairing: mafia!jungkook x fem!reader
disclaimer: this story will be dark in general. as this is set in the mafia au, please expect a lot of obscene language, murder, blood, use of illegal drugs, prostitution and others that will be put as trigger warnings. sublime yandere is present here too. i do not condone the disturbing behaviors in this fic and this does not reflect the members of bts in any shape or form nor do i claim that this is an accurate depiction of the mafia.
Ever since you were young, you had always known that your family was different from that of others. You had your parents and older brother, yes, but that was about the only similarity that your family had with the rest. When your mother would take you and your brother out for a meal or to simply play in the playground with other kids, men in fine suits were always lurking. You lived in an estate that could very much be a town from how huge of a land it was, with security cameras and more men in suits lurking about that could. When you had gotten a little older, around the age of thirteen, whenever you would ask your mother permission to go to the mall or have a sleepover at a friend’s house, her answer would always be, “I’ll talk to your father about it” and sometimes, he would agree but the men in fine suits would watch you from afar and you never really got to enjoy that trip to the mall or that sleepover. Most of the time, he wouldn’t.
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