I... I think I really should start cutting down my drafts :-:
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I... I think I really should start cutting down my drafts :-:
Alright. I'm gonma be deleting tumblr again, mostly downloaded it for the charity event and for finding phone backgrounds anyways.
Time to hop back into the offline realm!
So you have a dick AND pussy?????
i swap them out like lego pieces depending on which is funnier
I WANTED TO TRY THIS WATER FILTER ON THE APP TO SHOW THAT THIS STRING OF WORDS IS A SCREENSHOT BUT IT CAME OUT SO FUNNY
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME
“Ugh look at these blatant fanservice designs, who are these even for?”
Me, Susan, I am the fan, and I just got FUCKING SERVED.
just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense
no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
you literally made the imp and skizz miis with matching earrings, what did you expect? literally made (by you) for each other :)
I didnt expect this: 😭
that one story in Irish mythology where this woman goes to the king (just randomly in public) and is like “hey I’m pregnant but I haven’t slept with a man in years so ???”
and then the king’s like “well did you sleep with a woman?”
and the woman’s like “yeah but that can’t-”
and the king’s like “she’d slept with a man that same day and the semen got transferred from her vag to yours”
and the people are like “SO WISE”
and the woman’s like “SO WISE”
and this priest who’s possessed by a demon and just happens to be flying overhead hears the judgement and the king’s wisdom drives out the demon and he lands safely in the crowd
the point being that nobody was bothered by sweet sweet sapphic sex in early medieval Ireland so nobody should be now
(edit: here is one source for this story; it doesn’t mention the priest, but the full text does.)
the middle ages were WILD
this story’s got everything. soap opera pregnancy shenanigans. kings that just rock up to you in public. random flying demon-possessed priests. casual acceptance of homosexuality. logic so good it exorcises anyone in the local airspace. it’s spectacular and amazeballs I love it.
Yeah that’s about right
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
I always pictured something like this
Them 🥰💖
But what hope he saw from afar, he would not tell
redraw because i saw someone like the old one and i was reallyyy not happy with it at all. so here you go:))))