I... I think I really should start cutting down my drafts :-:
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I... I think I really should start cutting down my drafts :-:
Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:
Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."
It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.
I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.
Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.
Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.
"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.
You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.
(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)
90% of glass panes break before installation factoid actualy just statistical error. Glass break georgs RT and Kevin, who break 1000 glass panes on their way to installation are an outlier adn should not have been counted
Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you're a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!
Alright. I'm gonma be deleting tumblr again, mostly downloaded it for the charity event and for finding phone backgrounds anyways.
Time to hop back into the offline realm!
So you have a dick AND pussy?????
i swap them out like lego pieces depending on which is funnier
I WANTED TO TRY THIS WATER FILTER ON THE APP TO SHOW THAT THIS STRING OF WORDS IS A SCREENSHOT BUT IT CAME OUT SO FUNNY
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME
“Ugh look at these blatant fanservice designs, who are these even for?”
Me, Susan, I am the fan, and I just got FUCKING SERVED.
just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense
no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
you literally made the imp and skizz miis with matching earrings, what did you expect? literally made (by you) for each other :)
I didnt expect this: 😭
that one story in Irish mythology where this woman goes to the king (just randomly in public) and is like “hey I’m pregnant but I haven’t slept with a man in years so ???”
and then the king’s like “well did you sleep with a woman?”
and the woman’s like “yeah but that can’t-”
and the king’s like “she’d slept with a man that same day and the semen got transferred from her vag to yours”
and the people are like “SO WISE”
and the woman’s like “SO WISE”
and this priest who’s possessed by a demon and just happens to be flying overhead hears the judgement and the king’s wisdom drives out the demon and he lands safely in the crowd
the point being that nobody was bothered by sweet sweet sapphic sex in early medieval Ireland so nobody should be now
(edit: here is one source for this story; it doesn’t mention the priest, but the full text does.)
the middle ages were WILD
this story’s got everything. soap opera pregnancy shenanigans. kings that just rock up to you in public. random flying demon-possessed priests. casual acceptance of homosexuality. logic so good it exorcises anyone in the local airspace. it’s spectacular and amazeballs I love it.