Selene Cromswell (@clovenhooved, art by Ana Luiza Garcia) vs. Team Patience & Valerie Wester (@cherry-spot and @toa-arania)
Description: okay. OKAY. D&D OC. Selene is a widow of a husband that she killed in the pursuit in higher knowledge and gaining lichdom. She had one son, Cyrus, who was restricted in his formative years, being made to follow in her footsteps in perfecting wizardry. She is headmistress of a magic college.
She grew up in a backwater side of the world, born to ex-adventurer parents with deep cowboy roots, and was the only child out of her siblings to not inherit storm sorcery from her mother. She has deep issues with self worth and always wants to be the most intelligent in any room.
Tried to murder her father in a misguided attempt at vengeance
-Burned her familyâs home to the ground
-Murder in general to get what she wants
-Manipulation, gaslighting, blackmailing to get to the top
-Killing her husband thru anâŚ. âaccidentâ in the pursuit of being a lich
-Terrible mom in general
-Didnât let her son leave the magic campus, causing him to burn down a building and run in the panic
Other notes from the submitter: a milf for your considerationâŚâŚâŚ..
Patience & Valerie Wester info:
Patience and Valerieâs Descriptions: Whatâs better than one girlboss? Two, of course! Red and green, fire and plants, spiteful god and godless heathen, and just so much drama to go around.
Patience, the self-declared leader of the high court of heaven, looks on the surface to be the kind and selfless leader to those she tries to save face for, with the noble goal of wanting Heaven to be a perfect paradise for all. Her family and the other gods know the truth, thanks to her âencouragementâ for them to be her version of perfect. From the people she drives away, and to the countless people she actively seeks to harm, her insidious grasp on the divine beings can be felt everywhere throughout the realms.
Valerie Wester, a plant witch staying with her aunt in Springdale, is outgoing, confident, blasĂŠ, and consumed with overwhelming hubris and pettiness. She is notorious throughout the town for a variety of things, and when she isnât enacting meticulous revenge, saying âwe learnt something newâ to justify her latest bullshit, or completely failing to understand the concept of altruism, sheâs casting hexes, pissing off her âfriendsâ, and attempting semi-successfully to get the attention of the various gods.
Pushed away one sister (Thena) to the point that she left the entire universe and convinced the other (Tempy) that her husband cheating was her own fault to encourage âimprovementâ, then convinced her brother to be Heavenâs executioner against his explicit wishes
Framed Tempyâs husband for the murder of someone who wasnât even dead so she could get him and his mistress kicked out of heaven and then put the âmurder victimâ in a magic stone because she wasnât good enough at her job, a thing she does a lot and to anyone she just doesnât like very much. Some of them have been in there for centuries now because Patience âââforgetsâââ about them.
Intense demon hatred to the point of getting a demon-hating cult leader to be her understudy and nearly getting someone killed because their brother (not even the guy himself) was trying to convince her to let demons into heaven
Unintentionally started a war between heaven and hell because she indirectly caused the death of the Queen of Wrath
Total unshakable belief that everything she does is for the good of Heaven. She doesnât understand why the higher beings of Heaven have effectively disowned her
Kleptomania for use in magic spells that exist almost entirely to fuck with people and extensive breaking and entering
Compulsive lying and actively manipulating her friends
Fucking with her sort-of-ex (including letting him think heâs being haunted because itâs funny and not doing anything about a rumour that they hooked up because it wasnât inconvenient for her)
Liberal application of poison including to make herself sick to get out of assembly so she could go and steal things
Lack of ethical consideration in spellcasting, such as accidentally cursing half the school to see terrifying demonic visions (re-traumatising an ex-infernalist and her exâs new girlfriend in the process) and spying on her friends to read a book about elder gods
A frankly inordinate amount of scheming, including deciding âIâm going to destroy the Queen Beeâs reputation in one weekâ because she is incapable of flirting normally (also for revenge) and nearly pulling it off, scrying on an agent of the god of trickery and deciding she wants to outwit him, and accidentally giving a venus fly trap sentience that she then used to get the fae kingâs attention.
Being horny on main and a monsterfucker in a Christian Townâ˘
Other Notes: @cherry-spotâs friends are often split on calling Patience either the worst being in existence or desiring her carnally, and @toa-araniaâs friends are all terrified of Val using the word âfascinatingâ because it means an impending Val Moment.
WHO WINS?
Selene Cromswell
Patience & Valerie Wester
Voting ended onJun 23, 2023
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