Raccoons Mate for Life

30. she/her. sorry if you followed me for a particular fandom this page is a m e s s. Big Brother/Survivor side blog: headofhoushold

[catchymemes]

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[in-the-drowning-deep]

"women are NEVER allowed to be heroines/do stuff without being masculine" WHERE IS IT??? WHERE DO I WATCH THESE SHOWS/FILMS???

[stuckinthistaydream]

pick your fave pbs kids show from this list!!!

reading rainbow

dragon tales

caillou

sagwa

sesame street

arthur

the magic school bus

bill nye the science guy

clifford the big red dog

cyberchase

Voting ended onMay 10

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[mooonbae]

“We are ghosts. While most spirits pass on to the afterlife, we are the unfortunate few cursed to spend eternity—oh, and she's gone.”

Ghosts (CBS)

[butchscientist]

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

[sophsun1]

New Girl – 1.17: Fancyman

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Vals Like I've Been Giving Hints And These Two Idiots Took Forever To Catch On

[chilewithcarnage]

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

[siratonin]

@gaytommykinard : bucktommy + first meeting & first kiss & first date (7.03/7.04/7.05)

—gifset meme <3

[the-big-mood]

In this unbelievably sweet video from @magenluster , a toddler with very poor eyesight is getting his first pair of glasses, and his life is about to change. "We found out our son had really bad vision and could not see anything further than a couple of inches from his face," the mom wrote. "The moment he put his glasses on and saw Mommys face clearly!" The look on his face is priceless.

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today

[singersnactors]

Avril Lavigne returned to the location where she shot her debut album cover “Let Go”, the year of its 20th anniversary.

[uservik]

— SHADOWHUNTERS (1.12) Malec happy 10 years to the malec first kiss! (FIRST AIRED MARCH 29, 2016)