totally correct AVP and Apotheosis quotes

fuck it at this point i cant be stopped get ready for horseshit

[nerime]

commission of @niko-rion’s lovely Vampire the masquerade character, Chaiya ♥

this was such a BLAST to paint, he truly is the handsomest boy :’)

[tackytacs]

I completely forgot to upload these here, but I drew some tokens for a party in one of the dnd campaigns I play in! 

(the first one looks different bc I spruced up a different drawing of my character)

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Krusa: Have I flirted with anyone recently?

Vanessa: Kat.

Benji: Death.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Benji: Did you hang out with Uldrak last night?

Krusa: Yeah, I did.

Benji: Oh, that's great, I love Uldrak.

Krusa: ... You hate Uldrak.

Benji: YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Chaiya: I had a crush on someone once and I didn't know how to handle it, so I filled their desk with heart confetti.

Benji: Wow.

Krusa: That's so funny. Once I went to my desk and it was filled with heart confetti.

Chaiya: How fun! I have to go water my dog now.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Chaiya: I have a bad feeling about this...

Krusa: What do you mean?

Vanessa: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will get you in trouble?

Krusa: No?

Benji: That explains so much.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Chaiya to the Myriad: I'm going away on a hit and I don't want anyone getting into trouble while I'm gone.

Chaiya: So I've left you a complementary bowl of advice.

Chaiya: For example, 'Krusa stay in your lane' pretty much applies to everything.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Chaiya: Remember that time you dared me to lick a snake?

Vanessa: No, I said "Chaiya, don't lick that snake" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and then you licked the snake.

Vanessa: And it bit you. Idiot.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Vanessa: I have a perfect memory. Name one time I've forgotten something.

Krusa: You left us in a parking lot last week.

Vanessa: That was intentional.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Benji: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart and the ability to feel.

Chaiya: You take that back.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Krusa: Why would you think any of that is a good idea?!

Chaiya: Probably because I'm a dangerous assassin with a long history of trust issues.

Chaiya: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Chaiya: Your smile? It makes my day.

Krusa: Your happiness? I live for that.

Vanessa: A room? Get one.

Benji: Hotel? Trivago.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Axia: Why are there little hand prints all over the wall?

Chaiya, whispering: Why are there little hand prints all over the wall?

Caleb, whispering back: Because I have little hands!

Chaiya: Because he has little hands.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Benji: Please revoke your no swearing rule.

Krusa: Why?

Chaiya, in the other room: Well that just DILLS my PICKLE!

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Vanessa: I'm having problems with Vanyx.

Chaiya: Like 'his ashed corpse won't fit in my car' problems or 'I like him' problems?

Vanessa: 'I like him' problems.

Chaiya: Too bad. I would have been able to help with the first one.

[nikos-dnd-quotes]

Canvax: Chaiya does have a point.

Chaiya: Please don't agree with me it makes me very uncomfortable.