pearls of true wisdom

a blog dedicated to collecting and preserving quotes from nik

[niksaysstuff]

“i’m gonna come clean on my blog. i’m gonna tell them about how much of a dick i was on neopets”

6:13 pm, 10/29/2020

[niksaysstuff]

“it really doesn’t get any better than when she farts”

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me: i can’t believe i used to look up to her

nik: don’t take it too personally, you have to look up to a lot of people

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“oh my god, bilbo’s baggage”

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(ooEEEE... BWOMPH) oo, i dropped me 'eaviest quid!

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Me: I’m pooping my pants? Nik: Always.

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anyway, we all have dark pasts, so,,,,,,

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[to the dog] You got to chew, you little bitch.

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(out of nowhere) i know what you're gonna look like when you're older

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life is a contract

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i'm thrungry.

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nik: i really hope that bus driver saw me getting down [to smooth criminal], cause i was kinda doing it for her

me: oh cool— wait was she cute??

nik: no i just respect bus drivers

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...do your parents watch big mouth? i wanna impress them...

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and then he fucking touching it

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i can be a burrito if you want me to be!

june 12, 2019

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i don’t really like the sound of people

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what is you guys’s problem? why are you all looking at me, like the only bitch who has a tail