Nil

14 | Rest in peace to my old blog @Resident-Stupid, 2024-2025, terminated for changing my email... "What a Shame" P U M P K I N

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DAYUM I'VE HAD MY NEW REPLACEMENT ACC FOR 7 MONTHS OR SO AND NO INTRO

Ok, Sooo I'm NilTail (Or just Nil lol). I'm 14, and my pronouns are She/Her. I've been on this platform for about 1.5 years, but my aforementioned previous account shot itself after i changed my Email. I do draw, but my parents are hella strict (Mom watches too much true crime and thinks that if i go onto the spooky-evil world of GOOGLE i'll be murdered). Anyways here are my fandoms:

ROBLOX:

BlockTales: Swords of time

Forsaken

Die of Death

Most RP games

Creatures of Sonaria

99 Nights in the forest (From what I know there's not many fans like me over the age of 10)

OTHER:

Terraria

Minecraft

Minecraft story mode (I NEED A REMAKE! I DON'T WANNA SHOW MY FACE TO ID BS 4 CHAT! I'M OUTTA IDEAS!)

Puppet Combo Games

Vita Carnis and the Mandela Catalogue

SLENDERVERSE GO BRR

MLP (Yes, I like Rainbow-Dash. Yes, I'm straight. Don't be weird)

FNAF + Walten Files

Friday Night Funkin'

Pokemon

AANYWAYS DNI IF:

Agressive Proshipper

MAP (Minor attracted person). My dad will shoot you

Spawnist

764

Condo players/Gooners

AI "Artists"

Fetishes

Anything a minor cannot legally interact with

Radical politics. I am a centralist.

KOSA-glazers

TERFS

Radiqueer

Meditrans

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So... I've been banned from Roblox for six months.

Not by Roblox itself, mind you. My parents did it because my grades have been slipping pretty badly, and honestly? They're right.

This isn't a "my parents are evil and hate fun" post. It's more of a PSA to younger players, especially if you play games like Horse Life.

Now, before anyone says "just don't play so much lol", hear me out.

Horse Life is one of those games that starts off innocent.

You log in to claim your daily reward.

Then you think "I'll just collect my foals."

Then it's "I'll check the market realm real quick."

Then it's "I'll do one race."

Then it's "Oh look, a Nephyrian spawned."

Then it's "I need event currency."

Then it's suddenly two hours later and you have a biology assignment due tomorrow.

I know because that's exactly what happened to me.

I absolutely adore creature collecting and breeding games. Some people play Horse Life for trading. Some people play it for flexing. I play it because I like making weird little creatures.

My Cybred R looks like the Terminator.

I had a Ghoulsteed named after a Pokémon character.

I spent ages trying to breed deer-like and bird-like Anticorns.

I wanted to make fox and wolf inspired Caniquines.

I get attached to my horses more than I do their values.

The problem is that Horse Life has a lot of systems that encourage you to keep coming back.

Daily streaks.

Limited-time events.

Event currencies.

Breeding licenses.

Exclusive species.

Rare spawns.

Five-hour codes that expire while half the planet is asleep.

And if you're younger, especially if you're the kind of person who gets attached to games and characters, it becomes very easy to convince yourself that logging on is important.

I remember during the Easter event I practically murdered my grades trying to unlock Wolpertinger breeding.

Not because anybody forced me to.

Not because I was addicted in the way people usually think of addiction.

But because I knew if I missed it, I'd have to wait an entire year.

The game wasn't saying:

"Do you want to play today?"

It was saying:

"Do you want to miss this forever?"

That's a very different question.

The event grinds don't help either.

You need currency.

You need quests.

You need bosses.

You need races.

You need hours.

Sometimes you need other players.

And all of this is happening while school, homework, family, hobbies and actual life continue existing.

I think one of the moments where I realised something was wrong was when I found myself worrying more about event progress than school deadlines.

That should've been my clue.

Another thing that concerns me is that a lot of the playerbase is pretty young.

I've seen people who are probably still in primary school.

I've seen players stress over values.

Stress over event species.

Stress over missing content.

Stress over not having enough currency.

And it's weird because games are supposed to be fun.

Somewhere along the line, fun became work.

I don't think Horse Life is a bad game.

In fact, I think that's part of the problem.

If it was bad, nobody would care.

The models are gorgeous.

Some of the species are incredibly creative.

I still think Cybreds are awesome.

I still think Nephyrians are beautiful.

I still think Caniquines should howl instead of stealing Kirin animations.

(I will die on this hill.)

The game has so much potential.

I just wish more of that effort went into making the game feel alive rather than making players grind harder.

Give me seasons.

Give me migrating herds.

Give me species behaviours.

Give me horse personalities.

Give me Nephyrians that change colours with weather.

Give me Caniquines that act like wolves.

Give me reasons to explore.

Not reasons to clock in for my second shift at the Horse Factory.

And before anyone asks, yes, I am upset about missing the new medieval event.

Yes, I wanted the griffs.

Yes, I am currently imagining my horses standing in a field asking why they aren't allowed to breed.

But at the same time, I know the game will still be there later.

My grades won't magically fix themselves later.

My family won't stop worrying later.

The event species will eventually become pixels in a stable.

My education won't.

So if you're younger and reading this, here's my advice:

If a game starts making you choose between your actual life and a virtual horse, pick your actual life.

The horse can wait.

Even if it's a really cool horse.

Even if it's a heavenly mutation.

Even if it's worth a million coins.

Even if it's a wolf-horse that refuses to act like a wolf.

Trust me.

And if any Horse Life developers somehow find this post:

Please make the game more fun than grindy.

Some of us want to collect cool creatures and tell stories.

Not work overtime in the magical horse mines.

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Was looking at Eevee plushies and stumbled across this potential goldmine, so i made them into memes/reaction images

Feel free to use them

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Every time I catch a member of the abra line I call that bitch Yuri or Geller. Just to subconsciously piss off Yuri Geller. I hope I avenged some abra enjoyers who haven't had decent content

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Can we just stop and talk about how hard it is to find goth/alt fashion that's apropriate for minors to wear?

I'm what my mom's AI (Who is starting to feel like a third wheel) calls a 90s grunge/Y2kAlt/Scene/Fairy Goth whimsy or whatever the fuck that Roblox T-shirt ass name is. She's happy that I'm expressing myself and not sitting in the closet fashion-wise, but she does find a few things I like a bit "Icky". Words cannot describe how difficult it is to find clothing that won't get a 14yo with an already very developed body and also a bit uncomfortable with it because I get mistaken for being older (I was an early bloomer at the age of 8-9, plus as an only child I matured emotionally/mentally quite quickly) catcalled?! We don't have Hot Topic here Down Unda, which to my understanding has some great stuff for my age range. Closest thing we have is Dangerfield and Berserk. I do like some of the stuff on there, but it's more often than not barely covering! The only brand on Berserk I find appealing is Restyle, because I like floral patterns and moths, which they have a lot of there. I don't wanna look like Wednesday Adams but I also don't wanna look like an E-Girl thot on Twitch. I like wearing dark colours with embroidery/small bright details. I'm not a fan of wearing make-up because I have dry skin. I once wore a yellow tartan miniskirt I had bought when I was on holiday in Florence, Italy and when I entered a supermarket with dad, I was getting creepy looks from some and a facial equivalent of "Close your legs" from others. I feel too embarassed to say that I like stuff from Berserk to my mom because not only did she say that "It's not what ChatGPT says fits your aesthetic", but also because THERE'S SO MUCH DAMN SOFTCORE PORN. I understand that it was supposed to raise an eye, but it's hard not to feel like an object. I blame the sexualisation of these subcultures :(

Do any fellow Aussies know any good stores? My mom won't let me ten kilometres near Off Ya Tree because they sell ganja...

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Just a whimsical idea I came up with

So, like a modern fantasy show, but the protagonist is a nercomancer who has a degree in archaeology and paleontology.

*Museum director fretting about what the bones that have sat in the storage closet for 30 years could be* I dunno, some hikers found em' in the alps, we have a lot of them but they're varying size-

*MC gathers the bones and speaks some gibberish and the bones start reconstructing themselves into a skeleton of a horse and foal, with some missing parts being replaced by spectral versions*

MC: Ah, this seems to be an ancient subspecies of horse. What layer were these found in? *They observe the reanimated bones and how they act for a while before letting them rest again*

The museum director, although dumbfounded, tells the MC that scientists believe that the area the fossils were found in was once a lake. The MC gathers a team to go to the area for more fossils and observes the behaviours of each and every animal they find.

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Anticorn Fallus + her tiny ass son Bone (TW for probable eyestrain)

Before you ask, no, Fallus is not a bred Anticorn. I found her as a random spawn and thought that's the usual colouring for these guys. Then I found out Anticorns are le evil bastards of unicorns and are usually black... so that's something. I called her Fallus, derived from the Latin word for "Fallen Light" (Fallux) because she kinda reminded me of a fallen angel.

I still have Bone, and he's fully grown. If you're interested, DM me!

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I'm laughing at this graffiti from Chernobyl rn

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Missingo In early games: A glitched entity, one can only know what it could look like IRL. An eldritch Horror? a QR code? Nobody knows, all is known is that it is something you either do or don't want to encounter.

Missingno in Pokemon Stadium 2 in the feeble and stupid body of a substitute doll:

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I don't know what batshit luck I got starting pokemon GO but I smell business opputunity for my parents

I recently made a new Pokemon GO account and the moment I finished the tutorial a shiny Zorua spawned in. My house has spawned a fair bit of rare pokemon but is absolutely dominated by Drillburs and Kanto starters. There was recently a dynamax Inkay that was out for 2 days. My parents are winemakers so I might tell them that our house/location has some good pokemon spawns, and could make a unique booking (Since they do private only) called "Trainers and Tasting", where adults can have wine whilst the kids can use Pokemon GO to collect pokemon (I'll probably have to supervise them since our farm is near a forest, and being in Australia we have snakes. Most of our customers are city snobs and don't have much survival skills for the victorian high country).

The Zorua is now my day one buddy. His current name is Dusk, but I think he deserves a better name, can I have some name suggestions?

Might post some images of the eeper soon

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Explaining the concept of horses to someone who's never seen one before would be a field trip. You mean to tell me that there's a creature that at the average grows up to 1.8 meters tall and can see in almost complete 360 degrees? AND IT WALKS ON IT'S SINGULAR TOE ON EACH FOOT TIPPY-TOED? AND THESE SAME THINGS CAN RUN UP TO 48/KPH? Mind you, these things evolved from tiny little things with PAWS. FUCKING PAWS. AND THEN THEY WENT "Paws are kinda lame let's biologically amputate all but one of our toes and make our toenail overgrown lol".

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Permafrost mummies! All these creatures represent a real animal found preserved in the permafrost. There's something so fragile and special about the earth and ice reuniting us with an animal our ancestors would have been so familiar with, that shit makes me cry.

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There's a Mummified bison calf?! Named "Blue Babe" like the american folk hero Paul Bunyan's blue ox w the same name?!

This is what paleontolgy is for.

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Karens attacking people for hunting/fishing legally is the stupidest thing ever. I watch this fellow Aussie guy on YouTube who goes to lakes, rivers, any form of freshwater body and hunts carp for fun and also to cull their invasive numbers. Almost every time he's at a public water body, there's going to be some pissy karen who often goes as far as calling the cops on him because he's fished up 20+ carp. It's even worse if it's a game hunter. IMO I think you should only call the cops on a hunter/fisherman if they're doing something you KNOW is wrong (Illegal nets, hunting protected species, knowingly threatening the safety of others, etc). Otherwise, leave them alone. I've gone hunting with my dad and karens are unbearable...

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Ok, considering that my HC for Forsaken killers was a hit, I'm officially taking in requests!!

Please do note, I may take a while to respond because writers block + having to sneak on @ 9pm because my parents don't know about this.

WHAT I WILL WRITE: Fluff, Platonic, (maybe idk i suck at writing certain things) angst and headcanons.

WHAT I WON'T WRITE: Smut, Adult x child, abuse, anything sexual.

So, who am I writing for?

BLOCKTALES:

Griefer/ Brad Thanyiel

Red and Blue (Platonic only!)

FORSAKEN:

Slasher

1x1x1x1

Azure

Noli (I love my stupid purple diva that was one autocorrected to "No Lie")

Guest 666/Sixer

Noob

Taph

(Maybe) Nosferatu

The kids (C00lkidd, Bluudude and Prettyprincess)

I AM THINKING ABOUT DOING MINECRAFT STORY MODE

Any way bye :D

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Someone needs to animate that one scene in family guy where Peter is gambling with reflective glasses and gets called by his "Secret Gay Boyfriend" and tells everyone else "Hang on, my wife's calling". But instead It's Chance being called by ITrapped whilst gambling with Mafioso n shit

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Forsaken killers x Teen! Reader (Killer) [PLATONIC/FOUND FAMILY FLUFF HCS]

Aight, so this'll be my first attempt at doing fanfic/headcanons, so do expect errors and stuff. I might do a Part 2 if requested!

Killers: Slasher, 1x1x1x1, Azure, G666 and Noli. Sorry, I can't think of anything for JD or the others :(

Summary: You don't remember how you ended up in these woods-but you now have one sole purpose- Kill the survivors. Perhaps the group that you now consider family will help you...

Notes/TW: Heavily implied that Reader had a difficult life pre-saken, My hate towards Two-Time being projected (I HATE TT MAINS SM UGHH), probably OOC, self-indulgent if you squint, canon violence n stuff, Sixer and 1x4 uses all pronouns, Azure is He/They, Noli being a chaotic shithead, got a bit lazy at the end.

~Slasher~

Was probably the one to find you, as he's usually the one to go foraging.

You'd just entered Forsaken, and the moment you saw him you thought it was over, which felt relieving from the life you knew.

Slasher, however, took one look at you and entered overprotective big brother mode. The Necrobloxicon approved, thankfully.

When he brought you to the killer's camp, he instantly took his coat off and put it on your shivering body.

Probably spends a lot time with you, he wants to make sure you're ok.

His affection can be a bit annoying at times; he once tried to put a blanket over you when it was scorching hot (He can't really feel heat anymore, only cold).

Will try and teach you things he's learnt so you can use it to your advantage.

You once tapped him on the shoulder, which spooked him and made him pull out his machete. When he saw you flinch and go into a defensive pose before he even turned around, he felt really guilty.

Apart from Azure, he's very against you going into rounds, despite the fact you're also supposed to be a killer.

If you do go into a match with him, he'll always do most of the attacks and let you do the rest.

He gets pretty proud if you manage to get a kill all by yourself.

Everyone but you is aware that he's trying to make a mask for you. He's just really excited to find someone who views him as a person and not a freak.

⚔*1x1x1x1* ⚔

Wasn't very quick to warm up to you. The closest she'd let you get to her early on was to have a meal.

Eventually, they did become more open, letting you look at his swords and even dressing up the minions. He liked it when you suggested calling them '1xlings'.

You didn't really understand why they hated Shedletsky so much. One slash and 3 whole rolls of bandages from Slasher later, you helped her absolutely beat the shit out of him.

The two of you do argue quite a lot and he is a jerk most of the time. She still hasn't forgiven you since you tried stealing their dominus (It was because they trampled Azure's flowers, OK?)

The first time you went into a match together, he used you as bait to make the survivors think you were injured.

SO MUCH NAME CALLING. It's a running competition to see who can make a nickname who'll piss the other off more. Although she refuses to admit it, he finds your nickname for her; "Green Bean" very funny.

The two of you practise swordfighting.

Once, you thought it'd be funny to take the Daemonshank and give it to Gubby. You are now banned from touching it [1x4 found it hilarious, Mafioso didn't find a damaged and glitchy fedora funny though]

LOVES gossip. He'll spend hours listening about stupid things

🪻Azure 🪻

Wasn't 100% unsure when you first arrived. Why would the Spectre forsaken a teen like you? Are you trustworthy?

However, when they saw you showing interest in their botany hobby, he happily yapped about it to you.

If you bring them a flower/plant that you think he'd like after a match? He's overjoyed, and will absolutely try and see if he can get seeds from it.

You two grow the pumpkins for Halloween. They once even took a request from 1x4 to give the survivors bitter pumpkins instead of sweet pumpkins to eat (We can all guess who for...)

If he's in a match, he'll keep an eye on you whilst still letting you do your own thing.

But if Two Time comes even 90 studs near you? They're getting the bad end of his tentacles. TT did manage to stab you once, but they didn't live for much longer after that.

Agressive Mom Friend or whatever the term is.

WILL tell you off if you and Bluudude are doing stupid things.

He and Slasher will lose their shit if you get sick or injured. Expect one to be checking on you every 10 nanoseconds and the other making you bitter tea that you'll have to drink litres of.

Probably cooks, and insists that you help them.

⛧ Guest 666/Sixer⛧

Oh boy, She's a golden retriever in a 10'9 beast's body.

You look hot? lick. Cold? prepare to be sat on like a mattress

Will follow you everywhere. He finds you the least loudest.

They like being comforted after having a bad dream about Noob.

Speaking of Noob, you often pass messages for the two.

There have been times where you find her sitting by the water, looking at their reflection.

You do feel empathy for Sixer, but you don't support the fact that they used scripts. You once knew someone who did, and it ruined both theirs and your life.

One time, the Spectre let the killers have a break and go for a swim. You tried to take a dive, only to result in Sixer diving in with you and probably made half of the lake disappear

There wasn't much room in the killer's camp when you arrived, so you ended up sharing the same room as him.

She's got very comfortable fur. If the bed is too uncomfortable for you, they've got you covered.

Probably watches TV with you. Regularly watches re-runs of Adventure time with you. Favourite character is most likely Lumpy Space Princess

Very rarely has rounds with you, mainly because when you do it's chaos. You once distracted everyone whilst Sixer jumped from a high spot and massacred everyone. Spectre didn't find it very entertaining, nobody suffered for a long time and instead just died instantly (Picky lil' bitch).

🌑 Noli 🌑

Definition of that one uncle who gives a kid a lighter "For fun" and laughs when half the country gets burnt down as a result

The two of you look at meme clips together to decide which one to annoy the survivors with

Has on more than one occasion used a hallucination to spook you. He found it especially funny the time you spilt your Bloxxy Cola.

You called him 'emo barney the dinosaur' and then couldn't use any devices for a while because he bricked them.

Azure has made you put some calming herbs in stuff he eats sometimes (He may be some ancient god or whatever, but he still enjoys food)

Brags a lot about how he used to work with 07n7 to the point you've thrown the Voidstar in his face.

Actively tries to teach C00lkidd cuss words with the help of Bluudude and 1x4, but gets snitched on by Prettyprincess. You act like you play no part

Probably plays some shitty meme song from the 2000s-2010s at the crack of dawn

ABSOLUTE DIVA. Will void-rush a survivor during a round with you and then complain that he 'messed up his manicure' (Boy, you probably don't even have bloody nails you're prettty much a roblox version of a revenant).

TV-control hogger. If he gains access to it, you'll be having to watch corny musicals that he plays just for the sake of it. OR if the K1ds are watching cartoons, he will intentionally put on the controversial or traumatic episode of whatever show they're watching. Not very effective on BluDude, but Pr3tty and CK have been scared shitless a few times... worst was when they were watching Gumby (Which was your idea, plus my hat goes to you if you grew up with that show like me :P) and Noli slapped on that one episode where the gang went to a glass museum... only to find out the sculptures were once living things and the curator was planning to do the same to them..

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed!

UPDATE AS OF APRIL 16TH: I am planning on making a pt 2, plus adding more to the original post. School holidays is almost over and my parents are very strict and recently found out about my blog

JUNE 3 UPDATE: I'm sorry, I can't find the energy or motivation to make a pt 2. Sorry :(

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Here have some yummy Anti-Kosa memes from someone who's suffering the consequences of it