pervert city

🌧 nimbus ☁ 26 yrs ☁ they/them 🌤

[cordspaghetti]

starting to think everything is not under control

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[zippermar]

i miss the 4v4 emre only mode

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[chocomichhi]

complete utdr pride set!! happy deltajune 🥳🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[matchamilk030]

breaking out of my hiatus just to redraw that fuckass expression they did in the new chapter

might redraw the other glorious expressions they did aswell

[pocket-dragon]

kris deltarune (tomorrow)

[cordspaghetti]

look at all the beautiful people, marianne!

[pazzippi]

dress practise w yshtola

[worstgirleva]

ctrl+a, ctrl+z, ctrl+x, ctrl+c and ctrl+v are so important to me that i barely even see them as keyboard shortcuts anymore. they're like my comrades and friends, my 'nakama' even. my rpg party

[worstgirleva]

Z is a healer who undoes your wounds, A is a tank with aoe skills, X is a dps with a samurai aesthetic, V is a mimic and C is a support class who copies buffs

you would think a unconventional party like this would get nowhere, but they're actually the strongest ever

[entropic-introspection]

By this point the WoL can just go “I know a guy” in about 98% of all situations, but like the guy in question is

Just some guy, kind of the weirdest thing is that they know the WoL

Just Some Guy, but like. There is something distinctly off about them, like maybe they have been living in the wilderness alone for 15 years, who knows, but like. They do the job!

An expert in the field. Makes sense, you probably run into those saving the world and whatnot.

A world-renown expert in the field. Still makes sense, but wow you were not expecting that for your silly problem.

A world-renown person. Like, everyone’s heard of Cid Garlond by this point, what do you mean you have him on speed dial.

A world leader. You thought the Elder Seedseer never left Gridania except in times of crisis, but ok!

A dragon, quite possibly of the first brood or otherwise quite old. This feels like overkill.

Something you weren’t even expecting to be sentient, like the plushy chocobo and its robotic friend. Extremely weird.

A literal cryptid or person you thought was entirely mythical. Sure, this might as well happen.

You never meet ‘the guy’, because apparently ‘the guy’ lives in a different world/dimension. Somehow still gives excellent and applicable advice.

The WoL, but this time in a different outfit (silly hat included)

[agent-jaselin]

#ffxiv#unspoken is that if the wol calls up cid you also get nero for free#whether or not this is helpful is up for debate#they spent 2 hours calling each other an idiot but by the end of it they’ve engineered the hell out of your thing

[marineflamez]

dont worry, this is enrichment for him

[officialspec]

i miss my kids

[zipsunz]

i am my father's child

[vichi60]

Illustration I made for the @indefensezine a while back!!

[toxicdestruction]

putting this man in situations