Ninalisious

My name is Nina, i'm 35 years from Berlin. fanfiction w/w

[thelegendofclarke]

When I find my ship in times of trouble,

Fanfic authors come to me,

Speaking words of wisdom: Ao3.

[thelegendofclarke]

And when some broken-hearted shippers,

Don’t get a canon otp,

There will be an answer: Ao3.

[thelegendofclarke]

And in my hour of darkness,

The Archive is in front of me,

With the filter set on “Rated E.”

[thelegendofclarke]

Ao3… Ay oh threeeeee,

Ay oh three… Yeah Ao3,

Why would you pay for porn when fic is free!?

[thelegendofclarke]

Adding some of my favorite additions to this because omg some of these are seriously pure 24 karat fucking GOLD!

[welkinalauda]

[holds up lighter]

[justgot1]

[swanqueeneverafter]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[altieracunningham-archived-deac]

Heir of Memories

[vargesz]

[holisticwarlock]

[futw]

A Simple Favor (2018)

[altieracunningham-archived-deac]

The Last Kiss

[a-warriorsheart]

[Xena and Gabrielle: This Is My Soulmate] @warriorbard-always and I, in collaboration, made this lil thing for you. Hope you like it <3

[warriorbard-always]

[cringereincarnated]

[freakytitsproblems]

Reblog if you ship #Freakytits

[sapphicreverie-deactivated20200]

INSTANT REBLOG

[torypunk]

That’s me

[middleagedwomen-curves]

Pamela Rabe😍😍😍😛😛😛💦💦

Yes

Hell yes

Fuck yeah

Damn right

anonymous or not, tell me about your middle aged / older woman crush.

[livermush17-blog]

Oh so amazingly sexy.

[warriorbard-always]

[kika331]

Pam Class

“Welcome to the “How To Treat Your Deputy class”, my name’s Pam and today we’ll start with basic breast holding. a.k.a ‘boobie smooth’” 

“My assistant here will serve as model.”

“Now, not much theory is needed when you approach this.” 

 “Let’s get straight to the issue. Miss Atkinson, ready?”

“So first, be sure you get a good view of them, not neccessarily 90 degrees, but nothing shouldn’t be in your way. So look straight at them.”

“Don’t panic, I know you’re be like:

 …but you have to restrain yourself a bit.And then you get your hand ready:open your palm and rise the hand slowly then trying to maintain eye contact but at a same time not to lose chest area contact, lower the open palm to land softly on the breast and just leave it there resting for a second, cupping it, then  your grasp gets firmer with your confidence.”

“Everything clear? Ok, let’s give it a practice shot. Joan I can see you have no partner so you can practice with Miss Atkinson here.” 

FIVE MINUTES LATER

“Ferguson! What are you doing? Are you afraid? Because I was watching you for the last minute and when you manage to make contact you’re like scared chicken: 

…try again.”

“Enough, Grab and squeeze Ferguson! Not poke! Let me show you. Once you manage this then you can slowly start to move from one to another, left right, left right left right, and go on like that.” 

To be continued…