Jason Todd Apologist

I sold my gender to the fae for a cornchip. Atlas, They/Them. I don't know what I'm posting about, do you? My tumblr specific tag is "i hate it here"

[wayne-kententhusiast]

Okay Beach Bod Bruce is sending me, he is hilarious 😂🤣

Fortnite needs to release Beach Bod Clark ASAP, Bruce is out of control lmaooo

[papayafromtv]

scenarios Alfred Pennyworth has to be a witness to as a resident of Wayne Manor that the batkids have absolutely no shame in front of whatsoever part 1 (masterpost here)

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Tim: me and Damian- me and Damian have come a long way. we have to at least publically admit that. he loves me now.

Damian: *non-committal hum*

Tim, bargaining: favourite brother.

Damian: Akhi.

Tim: favourite brother that you met in Gotham.

Damian: Duke.

Tim, under his breath: fuck, forgot about him. he is cool.

Dick, holding up a hand: i'm slightly offended i haven't shown up on the list yet?

Tim, waving him off: oh shut up, you were basically a father figure. you're expelled from the rankings. Day, am i at least your favourite white boy?

Damian: ...Akhi.

Tim: HE CAN'T HAVE TWO CATAGORIES.

Damian, storming out the room: FUCK YOU- HE SUNG ME TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT!

Tim, chasing Damian out of the room: i can sing- I CAN FUCKING SING- auh-maaazinng grAAACE-

Dick, watching after them:

Dick: those two will do great things one day. *turns to see Jason staring into space with narrowed eyes*

Dick:

Dick: ...you uh- you ok there littlewing?

Jason:

Jason, slowly: Dick. do you think.... am i white?

Dick:

Dick:

Dick, carefully: are you- are you not?

Jason: well i mean. i never really- Willis was white, right? like. american and a bit scottish i think. and Catherine was white, so i didn't think about it. like. next to you or Day or Duke i look like buff momo. so.

Dick, supportively: uh-huh,

Jason: but then, like. Catherine wasn't my biological mom. Sheila was. and i tracked Sheila down to Ethiopia.

Dick: yeah,

Jason: and i didn't- like i didn't think about it at the time, so i didn't ask like. why the fuck are you in Ethiopia? like, do we got family here? are you- are you ethiopian? just a day trip? dart at a map?

Jason: and then we both kinda died. so.

Dick, slower: yeah...

Jason, completely genuine: and also, like. i accidentially drank a lot of the lazarus water when i was in there; i opened my mouth i guess. and that shit still affects my biology. so does that mean i accidentially swallowed arabic? am i- *quieter* ...am i that now?

Dick:

Dick:

Dick, putting all his effort into keeping a straight face, covering his mouth stoically: i... see.

Jason, oblivious, slightly worried: yeah,

Dick: it's uh- it's um. those are very valid hypothesis's.

Jason:

Jason, softly: you're laughing at me.

Dick, instant, equally soft: i would- i would never. this is.... *blinks purposefully* this. is. not funny. because race is never funny. and i love you, Jason. so if this bothers you, i- *throat clear* i want to help.

Jason:

Dick: ....should we do a DNA test? so we can find out if you're ethiopian? or... *bites lip* arabic?

Jason: ...*worried sigh* i don't know if we should? like, everybody assumes im pure american white right now? maybe that's for the better?

Dick, closing his eyes momentarily: *face flickers in amusement* *coughs quickly* mhm, mhm. um, why- whys that, Jay?

Jason, softly, still completely serious: well... i do a lot of criminal stuff. and right now if i do that stuff as a white person then who cares, right? but if i'm not white... then me being a crime lord just makes me a statistic. a stereotype.

Dick: *presses lips together, shaking slightly*

Jason, whispering: i don't want to add to that kind of propaganda by being Red Hood, Dick...

Dick:

Dick:

Dick, trying his best not to whimper: a- *clears throat* and that is, so very thoughtful of you, Jason. so thoughtful. i'm sure the mixed community would be lucky to have you, and they would be so appreciative of your care,

Dick, putting a hand on Jason's shoulder sweetly: but i don't think you have to worry because you do wear a face covering helmet and nobody knows Red Hood's skin colour or race. so lets just-

Dick: *turns away abruptly, face cracking, shoulders shaking*

Jason:

Dick: *takes a deep breath* *turns back with his face completely ernest and supportive* lets go and get you a DNA test to calm you down, and then you can stop wondering, ok kiddo?

Jason:

Jason, nodding softly: ok...

Jason: *leaves the room*

Dick, hanging back:

Dick: man, it's gonna be so funny when i hack the results and make him think he's 45% african american.

*Dick leaves the room*

Alfred, on the other side of the room, staring across from where he's been cleaning:

Alfred:

Alfred, continuing to clean: not touching that.

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[bitzitz]

some gracerocky featuring human mary :) grace is totally not jealous or desperate for attention. inspired by this:

[bitzitz]

art for a future chapter of my drivinglessons fic :)

specifically this moment lol

[legallydeadscienceproject]

I had to draw this meme lol

[angel-of-the-sun]

Text memes featuring the coltland twins and drivinglessons!!

[yournameonacar]

teacher's pet

[witchysoda]

Imagine Grace gets mugged and Court (older brother) tracks down the guy because “no one hurts my family” and the dude is covered in injuries and a broken hand/leg and is like “I already got shaken down by another guy because of this (Grace)” and that’s how Court finds out Grace has a stalker (Driver)

[mokyart1mar]

I miss my otp

[macabro]

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

[macabro]

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[naamahdarling]

Purrentification.

[skaylanphear]

Okay but teacher Grace on Erid having very little say in which kids get filtered into his class, though he is aware that the selection process is super specific and that most of the kids he gets are high performers with star academics and some even with influential parents. He isn't quite comfortable enough with Eridian culture yet to object to the selection process and make it more inclusive, however. That is, until he learns about the special needs kids.

Obviously, there are Eridian kids with special needs, and a few of them even filter into his classes. But one specific type of special needs kid has never shown up in his classes, and the only reason he even learned of the condition is because Rocky and Adrien's first pebble has the condition.

It's initially quite a struggle for them to deal with, and Grace sympathizes of course, because the child will apparently have huge learning and academic struggles and will likely never be able to live on their own. That is, until he learns the details of the disability.

Basically, it's a condition where the part of the Eridian brain that gives them their eidetic memory isn't fully developed, and so these kids just... can't remember things the way most eridians do. And in a culture where an eidetic memory is the norm, all things cater to that, so not having that is actually a massive disability.

But Grace is like, so... this kid just learns the same way a human does, or something like. Which is nothing new to him, though he is somewhat boggled at how much Rocky and Adrian struggle with their infant and their "slow" learning curve, even as far as initial developmental stages. Grace, on the other hand, simply treats the kid the same way he would a human infant, and Rocky and Adrien are impressed with his patience.

But, through this, it occurs to Grace that there must be other kids out there with this disability who likely aren't getting the attention and chances in life that they deserve, because Eridian culture is particularly hostile toward this disability, and actively views those with it as unable to function in regular society.

So Grace demands that a special course be put together where he teaches kids with this disability specifically. Rocky is hesitant, as most kids with this disability are home schooled and kind of... kept shut away. But Grace insists and as one of Erid's saviors, he gets what he wants eventually.

His first class is super small, maybe only three kids because so few parents were willing to advertise that their children have this disability. And because of the stigma around it, even those who agreed to it are super unsure and want to be present during the lessons, perhaps paranoid about the impression it will leave on Savior Grace, who is so accustomed to only teaching the most gifted students.

But Grace knows exactly how to deal with these kids. Some of them have varying degrees of function when it comes to their memory banks, which isn't so unlike teaching kids on earth. And so Grace is able to introduce all these tools and teaching techniques that were previously unheard of on Erid (though very normal on Earth) like having textbooks for reference with you at all times and having strategies that are less focused on memorization for understanding, and providing these kids with tools like calculators and teaching them the art of taking notes to look back on, etc etc.

Suddenly, with all these tools that most Eridians don't need, these kids are learning at a much faster rate, and succeeding with the help of all their little tools. And because so many normal eridians are ignorant of Grace's actual biology, it's shocking to them that Savior Grace doesn't have an eidetic memory either (shocking to everyone but Rocky anyway)--that his brain functions quite similarly in capacity to these "disabled" children.

Once this news gets around, suddenly there's more kids in his special classes, and there's all kinds of discourse being inflamed because the real reason these kids can't live on their own or function is lack of support from Eridian society.

If Savior Grace, who is well respected as a genius in his own right amongst the Eridians, can function so successfully, they why can't these kids?

I dunno, I just think it's an interesting premise.

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

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[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[amurderofkittens]

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

[annapallna]

Hi guys I made a cool edit, watching is necessarily

[ceevee5]

[arson-mushroom]

Nimona's how old do you think I am?! gets a whole lot funnier when you realise that, in the film, she knew Gloreth, i.e. she was alive (as a kid) when the city's hero became known (and, probably, as the city developed). They are chronologically wayyyyy older than Ballister.