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whothefuckissarahlancashire

BLOOMIN' MARVELLOUS [1997]

⤷ Liz Deakin per every episode - (S01E02)

acoolguy

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

txciaz

stolen moments

distinguishedbaloney

eilooxara

Non cooking spray stick

eilooxara

Non spray stick cooking

that-house

Non cooking stick spray

cheese24k

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

leradny

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

quasarkisses

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

emilyelizabethfowl

i love it so much every time i see it

official-aquarium-gravel

“ugh stupid gravity”

bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

perfectlyhopeless

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

flootzavut

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

mxbuster

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

spacepsychologist

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

avadcniels

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING ⇢ 5x07 | SILVER ALERT

Oliver, calm down. There's nothing to worry about. Just don't look to your three o'clock. (GASPS) Do we think he's real, or are we gonna find out he died 50 years ago in a fire?

sleepyrogues

Pro hag, anti ai

comeonamericawakeup

bamfspock

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

bamfspock

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

bamfspock

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

bamfspock

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

bamfspock

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

slipping-into-madness

comeonamericawakeup

It was a self preserving choice.

The irony is that it may destroy him faster than the Trumpstein files have been able to.

saywhat-politics

BRONX (WABC) -- Mayor Zohran Mamdani and housing officials announced a big win against two landlords in the Bronx on Wednesday morning.

Mayor Mamdani said the city won a $31 million settlement against the owners of Robert Fulton Terrace and Fordham Towers.

City officials said tenants had complained for years about a range of issues, including lack of heat and hot water, elevators often out of service, crumbling balconies and vermin inside apartments, while continuing to pay rent.

During a press conference, several tenants became emotional, saying they could not believe the day had finally come. Others asked the mayor whether they would be reimbursed for years of unmet basic living needs.

"I shouldn't be boiling water to bathe in 2026," a tenant said. "That's completely unacceptable, so I'm hopeful."