LessLee's humor attempts, DnD, pixel doodles, etc

DnD, TTRPG, nerdery, queerness, quips, lazy MX Paint doodles, weirdo '70s/'90s detectives, suchlike. My username = a tag typo & happy accident.

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[ninbinary]

what the happy harry is going on here

i now have so many worries

[gulducock]

there is something so ethereal about this

[quasi-normalcy]

I wonder if everything tastes vaguely like latex when you do this

[durnesque-esque]

Yes and no, because it’s not really the taste, but it’s definitely the smell which washes over everything you’re tasting. And depending on if your prosthetic extends over your lips, you may be limited as to how wide you can open your mouth, which not only affects what kinds of foods you can get into your mouth, but whether or not you can chew. When I’m in full face prosthetics, I usually limit my food options to things like poke (or rice dishes I can spoon) and shakes/soups (things I can drink through a straw).

[ninbinary]

thjere's little enough context i can unleash the full force of sillybilly that lies dormant within all of us, and make-believe this is from an episode where they experimented with full makeup budget but cut the set budget down to nutthin.

[laithraihan]

[ninbinary]

shivaonisus goddess-god of inebriation-based destruction

[sandmandaddy69]

[ninbinary]

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[sepdet]

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

[ninbinary]

Here lemmie try:

"Silvyia Plath was a new yor vigliangie and the Shaw's of Iran. Someone wrote a historical fiction book on her recently"

at least mine's unambiguouilsy saying what the other one is saying and i did that in 3 seconds

[collisionxcha0s]

When did it become so cold?

[ninbinary]

i don t know why this landed so much better than most affirmations and i m als glad that i think because him got flowers on him glove i can assume thats a flower over his eey and not the hole made by a bullet the size of a can of pringles like the ones hanging from he bandleers

[ferntern]

I love you jumping flash kiwi. The little guy ever.

[ninbinary]

station: played

mind: boggled

can: produced

[sirfrogsworth]

The Case of the Decapitated Frogs

As you may have seen, I have been using this frog-themed birdbath as a feed bowl to attract birds for my latest photography project.

It was working well and it added a fun element to my photos.

But the other morning I went to refill the bowl with bird food and it had been knocked over and frog heads were gone.

Then I saw this.

Clearly, the groundhog was the culprit.

Lock him up.

He's guilty.

The monster even returned to the scene of the crime to admire his murderous vandalism.

Case closed.

OR IS IT?

A new suspect appears!

One of the fox teenagers has been snacking on spilled bird food.

Could he have jumped up to the bowl? Could he have knocked it over to claim more unsalted peanuts for himself?

DID HE FRAME THE GROUNDHOG?

This case is a mess. All I have is circumstantial evidence and speculation. No confession. No eyewitness to the frogicide.

What would Columbo do?

Perhaps he would set a trap so that the culprit would incriminate themselves. He might leave the birdbath filled with tasty bird chow overnight, set up a camera, and see if the groundhog or the fox take the bait and expose themselves as the villain.

JUST ONE MORE THING...

Sacrebleu!

It was a gaze of raccoons!

The fox was just a bystander!

I realize now that I wrongfully implicated the groundhog. I should have looked into his eyes, as they are pure and innocent.

I'm sorry, Mr. Groundhog. I am clearly no Columbo.

I have cancelled the bounty on your head.

[thefrogman]

Epilogue

The outlaw gang of raccoon vandals returned last night.

Their ringleader had no shame.

I'm calling him Jesse James.

And I made this cool poster.

I will be locking up the food at night from now on, but I had to capture as much raccoon shenanigans as possible before then.

[ninbinary]

not to Adjacent Post Theatre but I enjoyed this post and also this pic below was the beginning of the next post and I also kind of feel like that's-a me aftre reading the last post

[dinovelvet]

[shitkicker-deluxe]

...Join star fleet they said...It'll be an adventure they said...

[knightoflodis]

Isn’t that just Roger Wilco from Space Quest?

[ninbinary]

o/` Shuttlecraft for sale or rent... o/`

[penny-anna]

being a 60s Dr Who fan is so hard. like hello I'm writing a fanfiction to explore this character's trauma. Yeah his trauma from when he was imprisoned on Mechanus. From when he was imprisoned on Mechanus by the Mechanoids. Stop laughing at him.

[penny-anna]

& his fellow companion who has trauma from being held hostage by whatever this thing is

[73chn1c0l0rr3v3l]

#When you try to share your trauma at the companion meet up but all your traumatic stories sound like something from 60s scifi [sad face emoji] #steven @being-of-rain

[ninbinary]

pictured above: Vikki being imprisoned by Shredward Scissor Everythings

[not-muse]

[rj-anderson]

I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:

[cockyhorror]

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

[ninbinary]

he'll be gone

in a day or TWOOOOO

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[ninbinary]

hm I think it's more like,

tag yourself i'm probably Bebop

[jetix]

2024-10-10

[ninbinary]

i wouldn't have thought peach cream sandwiches could ahve bowties but damned if they don't the smart looking lil rascals

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[ninbinary]

the headdline serves the jokes up on a sylvia plather

[angreav]

🐎🥰🐎

@glendathegoodone @moosemittens23 @russalex @ladyoftheteaandblood @starynighty @nuggsmum @scully2u @littlefreya @ladyharlequinreaperstuff @middleagedandoutoftouch @inkededucatednnerdy

[ninbinary]

more like Outer Banks hor-C, amirite?

[theshehulkproject]

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

[nonasuch]

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

[zaheelee]

Can Emma teach me her ways???

[ninbinary]

tip of the cap to a dnd child prodegy* :O the DEDICATION and GM Confidence to go like, "Ok, well; they blew it and we're gonna play this Evil Doppelganger plot line to its bitter conclusion" is like, ASTOUNDING.

*: from another former kinda-cleverer-than-the-average-bear child, who now doesn't know how to spell 'prodegy' and is too stubborn to look it up

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Voting ended onJul 13

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

[ninbinary]

first name is was teh one I was born with, but