LessLee's humor attempts, DnD, pixel doodles, etc

DnD, TTRPG, nerdery, queerness, quips, lazy MX Paint doodles, weirdo '70s/'90s detectives, suchlike. My username = a tag typo & happy accident.

[wanderrealms]

Finished reading Bruce Springsteen's autobiography. Now reading Diaspora by Greg Egan.

I have varied tastes in books.

[ninbinary]

...so that made me think this so I made it

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[ninbinary]

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[ninbinary]

i mean being on TaskMaster = skilled at many ways of contending

[angreav]

A cute water potato!!!😍😍😍

@glendathegoodone @moosemittens23 @russalex @ladyoftheteaandblood @starynighty @nuggsmum @scully2u @littlefreya @ladyharlequinreaperstuff @middleagedandoutoftouch @inkededucatednnerdy

[middleagedandoutoftouch]

I want to hug him.

[ninbinary]

I briefly touched one as a lil kid in a "swim with the manatees" no-propeller-boats safe gulf (inlet?) manatee refuge thing years and years ago - i remember it feeling slimy, not like invertibrate-slimy, but like rocks covered with moss slimy :)

[ralfmaximus]

Apparently somebody Did at least once

[ninbinary]

[ninbinary]

just call me NOdysseus,

cuz I am unskilled at any way of contending.

[harry-crane]

Lieutenant Dick Chasin'

[ninbinary]

indestructible, man!

[clonepa3]

ladies and slenderman

[ninbinary]

ladies, slenderman and mothems

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[ninbinary]

they ask you if you'd like your coffee ICE or FIR (the espressos are LIT)

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ninbinary]

I laughed but then I'm neuroerotic

[gyarugore-deactivated20260130-d]

[nonbinary-bosmer]

These were too good to let stay hidden in the notes

[lovesthesmarty]

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

[ralfmaximus]

Number Three is ready to kill

[ninbinary]

not pictured screen right: that one actor man who said "no one likes ballay lolz" giving a heart felt apology.

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[ninbinary]

the 6,034th biggest crime of Large Language Learning Model Tech Scam is that it has shown us how bad but omnipresent the non-serriffed lower-case "L" seems to be, and it sucks, and now we have to say "Weird AL" and if you don't upper-case the final "L" it looks like "Weird NFTcryptoPoisoningPoorPeopleWaterTheft"; EVERY FONT BETTER SERIFF THEIR "L"S REAL FAST OR I'M GONNA HYPERNOVAPLOTZ >:( WHAT DID AL DO TO DESERVE THIS!?!?!

(being weird is not a thing to do to deserve this it is a good thing)

[ninbinary]

[ninbinary]

new reaction for skull art that is skull-y

[redgerines]

notable euro hit cotton eye joe

[ninbinary]

it just came out of nowhere, and then after a while disappeared, leaving a lot of questions unanswered

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[ninbinary]

don't worry i bet gulp will appreciate it

[angelswouldnthelpyou]

[ninbinary]

I implore you: do not have a dream about the carpet as seen from right here on the couch. No good will come of it.