Nine Worlds Bracket

A fandom bracket for characters from Victoria Goddard's Nine Worlds series Run by @nemainofthewater

[nine-worlds-bracket]

Nine Worlds Favourite character bracket

Bracket format

The bracket will have 32 48 96 contestants for a total of 5 6 7 rounds. This will be a single elimination tournament.

Earlier rounds will run for 1 day and the quarter-final, semi-final, and final will run for one week. If there is a tie I will ask my Nine Worlds agnostic friend to pick the winner based on vibes.

Submissions are open until May 5th. Submissions are now closed and the list of contestants can be found here.

Character propaganda either reblogged to the poll or submitted to this blog is heartily welcomed, but please stay civil. I will block people who are rude/abusive to either myself or others.

All propaganda is tagged #propaganda, all poll are tagged #poll, and results are tagged #round [x] results

Above all, this is for fun!

NOMINATIONS - complete

ROUND 1 - Masterlist of Round 1 matchups complete

ROUND 2 Masterlist of Round 2 matchups complete

ROUND 3 Masterlist of Round 3 match-ups complete

ROUND 4 Masterlist of Round 4 match-ups complete

QUARTER FINALS Masterlist of quarter-finals complete

SEMI-FINALS complete

Cliopher Kip Mdang VS Jullanar of the Sea

Jemis Greenwing VS Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

FINALS

Grand final - Clipher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Battle for third place - Jullanar of the Sea vs Jemis Greenwing

Please spread the word! Tagging @tournament-announcer for visability

Information on a Nine Worlds joke bracket with some old favourites!

[nemainofthewater]

Nine worlds protagonist* likely to cause the most chaos** while bedbound

Cliopher “Kip” Mdang

Jemis Greenwing

Fitzroy Angursell

Raphael

Pali Avramapul

Damian Raskae

Jullanar Thistlethwaite

Hal Leaveringham

Aurelius Magnus

Terec of Lund

Buru Tovo

Other - who have I forgotten?

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

*protagonist is someone who is a POV character in at least one novella

**the chaos can be either because of things they’re doing or things that happen to them

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[nine-worlds-bracket]

One day left and currently Kip is winning with 50.9% to FA|HR’s 49.2%

[alfgifu]

at least one point today fans on two different discord servers were trying in parallel to make it 50:50 and kept bumping one another 😂

Soooo close though

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[nine-worlds-bracket]

One day left and currently Kip is winning with 50.9% to FA|HR’s 49.2%

[nine-worlds-bracket]

BATTLE FOR THIRD PLACE

These contestants have not mde it to the final two, but they can still place on the podium!

Jullanar of the Sea vs Jemis Greenwing

Jullanar of the Sea

Jemis Greenwing

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Jullanar of the Sea

Absolute 1000% badass with no special abilities or fated backstory — just choosing to be a hero, every day, in a thousand small and glorious ways. Her heart is so big.

Contrary to Fitzroy’s claims, I rarely see a woman get to be so fallible in fiction. She’s not a motherly emotions guru. She’s just a person. She gets to be a mother *and* go on adventures. She has no magic but she’s the heart of the Red Company. She’s everyone’s first friend, and she clearly colludes with Mr. Dart to look after Jemis, and she’s just the best. No other character in the Nine Worlds does it like her.

Jullanar!!!!!

Will Smith "Behold my wife!".meme

Jemis Greenwing

THEE Good Boy. Unreliable narrator of all time. Solves impossible puzzles for fun and his only friendship speed is ride or die. Forgot he was nobility for like ten years.

Everything happens to this little guy SO MUCH and he is just so kind and is the most very of VG’s unreliable narrators

he's just a little guy. he's going through it. everything happens to him so much AND he's got allergies, which is really more than anyone should have to deal with. he's like 21 and yet he's giving the literal 1000-year-olds in this series a run for their money in terms of how many adventures and traumatic experiences he's had, and most of them were in the last three months. beautifully oblivious to flirting. terrible taste in women. a reliable man in a crisis IF what you need in the crisis is 3-5 handkerchiefs and/or some emergency poetry analysis. died and came back and largely just seems embarrassed by that. can knit, bake, and make a nice cup of tea, but can also slay dragons. i look forward to the day when he repurposes his knitting needles for something overly exciting. 10/10 would invite to a dinner party with the utter certainty that at the very least he will liven things up and nobody will be leaving without a story

Propaganda by @an-ruraiocht and @arafinwes here

[arafinwes]

okay LOOK i know we're primarily all trying to get the winner poll to tie, but that thing's got four days left on it and at this point it's so close we might as well relax for a bit. we can freak out again once we get a bit closer to poll close

MEANWHILE, i submit it would be extremely funny if we tied both polls, and also that jullanar would find it funny and jemis would hate it because he'd think jullanar should win (which is also funny). jullanar's currently in the lead by a substantial margin, so let's try to tie this one up a bit, shall we?

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[alfgifu]

at 35 votes...

come on people we can make them fanoa

[alfgifu]

Sooooo close to fanoa! Nearly mirror and match! At 129 votes Fitzroy is very slightly ahead, (50.4% to 49.6%)...

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[alfgifu]

at 35 votes...

come on people we can make them fanoa

[crossgartered]

At 74 votes, we have Cliopher at 51.4% votes & the other tie at 48.6%! Let's make them match!

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[alfgifu]

at 35 votes...

come on people we can make them fanoa

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[oakandgumtrees]

this NEEDS to be a tie, like fitzroy and artorin

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Hey mutuals!!! If you know nothing about Nine Worlds but you love me you will vote for my blorbo Artorin Damara!!

He was locked away on an island in his youth as the "spare" heir to the throne before escaping to become the coolest, wittiest, brightest renegade bard you have ever met whose music is banned in every corner of the nine worlds!

But then the first heir died, so he was suddenly forcibly dragged away from his carefree lifestyle and subjected to an utterly miserable existence as emperor, where he is feared and revered and guarded every second of the day, yet he is the loneliest person ever because nobody can touch him or even look him in the eye without risk of serious pain or death :)))

But then after 3 decades of this daily, dehumanising torture he gets a reprieve, and once again gets to follow his dreams. Sure he's now in his 60s and not as sprightly as he once was, but there is no person in the whole world who can truly understand what it means to be free.

[nine-worlds-bracket]

GRAND FINAL

Here it is! The grand final of the Nine Worlds Favourite Character Bracket!

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[nine-worlds-bracket]

BATTLE FOR THIRD PLACE

These contestants have not mde it to the final two, but they can still place on the podium!

Jullanar of the Sea vs Jemis Greenwing

Jullanar of the Sea

Jemis Greenwing

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

Jullanar of the Sea

Absolute 1000% badass with no special abilities or fated backstory — just choosing to be a hero, every day, in a thousand small and glorious ways. Her heart is so big.

Contrary to Fitzroy’s claims, I rarely see a woman get to be so fallible in fiction. She’s not a motherly emotions guru. She’s just a person. She gets to be a mother *and* go on adventures. She has no magic but she’s the heart of the Red Company. She’s everyone’s first friend, and she clearly colludes with Mr. Dart to look after Jemis, and she’s just the best. No other character in the Nine Worlds does it like her.

Jullanar!!!!!

Will Smith "Behold my wife!".meme

Jemis Greenwing

THEE Good Boy. Unreliable narrator of all time. Solves impossible puzzles for fun and his only friendship speed is ride or die. Forgot he was nobility for like ten years.

Everything happens to this little guy SO MUCH and he is just so kind and is the most very of VG’s unreliable narrators

he's just a little guy. he's going through it. everything happens to him so much AND he's got allergies, which is really more than anyone should have to deal with. he's like 21 and yet he's giving the literal 1000-year-olds in this series a run for their money in terms of how many adventures and traumatic experiences he's had, and most of them were in the last three months. beautifully oblivious to flirting. terrible taste in women. a reliable man in a crisis IF what you need in the crisis is 3-5 handkerchiefs and/or some emergency poetry analysis. died and came back and largely just seems embarrassed by that. can knit, bake, and make a nice cup of tea, but can also slay dragons. i look forward to the day when he repurposes his knitting needles for something overly exciting. 10/10 would invite to a dinner party with the utter certainty that at the very least he will liven things up and nobody will be leaving without a story

Propaganda by @an-ruraiocht and @arafinwes here

[nine-worlds-bracket]

SEMI-FINALS Cliopher "Kip" Mdang vs Jullanar of the Sea

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

Jullanar of the Sea

Voting ended onMay 27, 2025

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang

I’m sure a thousand people will nominate him. The patient revolutionary. He sorts corn and carries buckets of mud and doesn’t think he’s anyone special even after the world peace and UBI and all that. His modesty annoys me sometimes but you have to be in awe of a guy who just. Does the work.

Listen, there's a reason that ~90% of the 9worlds fic out there contains this man. (figure may not be exact).

do I even need to say anything. it's just. he's *kip*. so dense and SO smart and I just love him. the way he loves his job so much and the way he always solves everyone's problems for them and best of all when he absolutely dresses down rude fuckers (and then gets all down about it lmao)

Jullanar of the Sea

Absolute 1000% badass with no special abilities or fated backstory — just choosing to be a hero, every day, in a thousand small and glorious ways. Her heart is so big.

Contrary to Fitzroy’s claims, I rarely see a woman get to be so fallible in fiction. She’s not a motherly emotions guru. She’s just a person. She gets to be a mother *and* go on adventures. She has no magic but she’s the heart of the Red Company. She’s everyone’s first friend, and she clearly colludes with Mr. Dart to look after Jemis, and she’s just the best. No other character in the Nine Worlds does it like her.

Jullanar!!!!!

Will Smith "Behold my wife!".meme

[nine-worlds-bracket]

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang has defeated Jullanar of the Sea and will proceed to the Grand Final!

Meanwhile, Jullanar of the Sea will battle it out for third place.

[nine-worlds-bracket]

SEMI-FINALS Jemis Greenwing vs Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Jemis Greenwing

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Voting ended onMay 27, 2025

Jemis Greenwing

THEE Good Boy. Unreliable narrator of all time. Solves impossible puzzles for fun and his only friendship speed is ride or die. Forgot he was nobility for like ten years.

Everything happens to this little guy SO MUCH and he is just so kind and is the most very of VG’s unreliable narrators

he's just a little guy. he's going through it. everything happens to him so much AND he's got allergies, which is really more than anyone should have to deal with. he's like 21 and yet he's giving the literal 1000-year-olds in this series a run for their money in terms of how many adventures and traumatic experiences he's had, and most of them were in the last three months. beautifully oblivious to flirting. terrible taste in women. a reliable man in a crisis IF what you need in the crisis is 3-5 handkerchiefs and/or some emergency poetry analysis. died and came back and largely just seems embarrassed by that. can knit, bake, and make a nice cup of tea, but can also slay dragons. i look forward to the day when he repurposes his knitting needles for something overly exciting. 10/10 would invite to a dinner party with the utter certainty that at the very least he will liven things up and nobody will be leaving without a story

Propaganda by @an-ruraiocht and @arafinwes here

Artorin Damara

See Almost the Great, Always the Last by Domina Ivy Black for partial details

This man propbably had state sponsored, taught in schools level propaganda, but unfortunately it was all lost in the Fall

i think it must be pointed out that that awful Artorin Damara still keeps the ban on Fitzroy Angursell's poetry even centuries after his coronation... clearly not as committed to free speech as he claims... 

Fitzroy Angursell

Sorry, this propaganda has been banned in the Empire

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara

Who does this guy think he is, anyway?

[nine-worlds-bracket]

Fitzroy Angursell | Artorin Damara has defeated Jemis Greenwing and will proceed to the grand final!

Meanwhile, Jemis will be off to battle it out for third place.

[nine-worlds-bracket]

If any of the candidates get a perfect 50-50 split in the vote, then they will go ahead as a team for the next match <3

Nine worlds joke bracket quarter finals

The guards' book club

Roald's thighs

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

The guard's book club

No judgement. We've had to stand in front of the gazing for the best part of a thousand years. You too would find yourself writing endless RPF, if you'd have been there. If you'd have seen it. Only a real soldier knows.

Roald's thighs

Roald's thighs sweep

Roald’s thighs are notably “tremendously muscular”. Jemis certainly couldn’t help but notice them

[arafinwes]

ROALD’S THIGHS SWEEP

[dont-stop-her-now]

Roald's thighs sweep and if it does, I will write 2k on Roald's thighs.

[nine-worlds-bracket]

If any of the candidates get a perfect 50-50 split in the vote, then they will go ahead as a team for the next match <3

Nine worlds joke bracket quarter finals

The guards' book club

Roald's thighs

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

The guard's book club

No judgement. We've had to stand in front of the gazing for the best part of a thousand years. You too would find yourself writing endless RPF, if you'd have been there. If you'd have seen it. Only a real soldier knows.

Roald's thighs

Roald's thighs sweep

Roald’s thighs are notably “tremendously muscular”. Jemis certainly couldn’t help but notice them

[arafinwes]

ROALD’S THIGHS SWEEP

[nine-worlds-bracket]

If any of the candidates get a perfect 50-50 split in the vote, then they will go ahead as a team for the next match <3

Nine worlds joke bracket quarter finals

The guards' book club

Roald's thighs

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

The guard's book club

No judgement. We've had to stand in front of the gazing for the best part of a thousand years. You too would find yourself writing endless RPF, if you'd have been there. If you'd have seen it. Only a real soldier knows.

Roald's thighs

Roald's thighs sweep

Roald’s thighs are notably “tremendously muscular”. Jemis certainly couldn’t help but notice them

[alfgifu]

Consider, if they get a perfect 50/50 split the guards book club recruit Roald's thighs... or vice versa, probably, going to say vice versa. Which I think would make everyone involved very happy.

(Roald would enjoy wearing the greater panoply far too much.)

Anyway FYI it's currently on 28 votes 46.4% for the book club, 53.6% for the thighs. Just dropping these thoughts and this information here. Apropos of nothing.