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Jared| Batman, Video games, Anime and Fun :D

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you get the savor the peelies!

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Just some good old #GrumpSecrets for you guys

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The entire backstory of GameGrumps sounds like something out of a Dan Harmon-esque sitcom. An animator teams up with a media critic for a let’s play channel, but the critic abruptly leaves less than a year later and is replaced with Danny Sexbang, singer of the band Ninja Sex Party. Another segment is hosted by Danny and an Irish-Australian-American animator/sadist. Arin’s wife Suzy is a professional goth queen, and their editor is a pure and humble walking beard. They are both frequent guests that host another segment of tabletop games. In between their cahoots the team becomes one of the most recognized let’s play channels.

Running gags include: wolfjob, “cranberriduceus”, the D Club, Dan’s Israeli father’s voicemails, Arin insisting on playing as a girl, selling out to Wendy’s, “mmmMMMmmm, funnyyyyy JOKE”, a burger that’s first used as a visual gag but becomes a recurring character with its own lines, “my pussyyyyy”, never reading tutorials, giving Barry incredibly specific demands, MARK ZUCKERBERG, and the time Arin sharted his pants out of rage

Did I mention that Ninja Sex Party’s other member is a father that quit a tenured job as a professor of theoretical physics, at which he has a P.h.D, in order to become a keytar-weilding ninja? And Ross (the sadist) is married to a bird enthusiast and professional cosplayer. And the aforementioned critic later becomes a white supremacist apologist. This all happens in five years.

TL;DR: how does game grumps exist

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I made this post one (1) day ago, and it already has 2000 notes and has been posted on reddit. Most tags/comments are

“well, once you put it that way, uh… wow that’s wild” (yeah)

“and it’s beautiful” (yeah)

“they’re also literally friends with Dan Harmon” (meta, right?)

“I like how jontron’s never actually named” (not intentional but glad it worked out that way)

“I love them all, except jontron, he can choke” (same)

like three people: “ummmmmmm woww dumblr at it again coming after jon for having an opinion” (not same)

one person saying it’s nothing like a dan harmon show bc his shows are about normal ppl in weird situations and not vice versa (fair, I mean it’s not like I put that much thought into the intro, I just like Community)

“only FIVE YEARS?” (yes. really. five.)

Sometimes a family is four dads, a bird lady, a kawaii goth queen, a baby daughter, a 40-year-old son, and one of the dad’s evil exes. And that’s okay.

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“I know you’ve lost someone and it hurts. You may have lost them suddenly, unexpectedly. Or perhaps you began losing pieces of them until one day, there was nothing left. You may have known them all your life or you may have barely known them at all. Either way, it is irrelevant — you cannot control the depth of a wound another soul inflicts upon you. Which is why I am not here to tell you tomorrow is another day. That the sun will go on shining. Or there are plenty of fish in the sea. What I will tell you is this; it’s okay to be hurting as much as you are. What you are feeling is not only completely valid but necessary — because it makes you so much more human. And though I can’t promise it will get better any time soon, I can tell you that it will — eventually. For now, all you can do is take your time. Take all the time you need.”

— Lang Leav, “Broken Hearts”, Memories

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Our Druid keeps rolling threes.  It doesn’t matter which die he uses or what he’s rolling for, it’s always a disproportionate amount of threes.  Finally, the DM decided to do something about it. Druid:  …It’s another three. DM:  Suddenly, a holy light shines down upon you!  You feel the presence of a god fill the air, and a booming voice says- Druid:  Wait, what are you doing? DM:  “I am Triad, the God of Threes!  I have seen your devout worship, and you have pleased me!!”

[The whole table realizes what’s happening and starts cracking up, while the Druid’s player looks increasingly affronted.]

Druid:  Stop it WHY DM:  “I shall grant you a boon, oh faithful servant!” Druid:  STOP IT I HATE THIS DM:  And then he turns your three into a twenty. Druid:  I hate this.

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““We just got to accept that some people can only be in our hearts, not in our lives.””

— - Kathy B. 

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★ luffie | Dva Classic ☆ ✔ republished w/permission

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Source

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💕

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Rin: How’s the cutest person in the world doing today? 

Shirou, blushing: Go-

Lancer, breaking in through a window: I’m fine, thanks.

[incorrectsmitequotes]

Ra: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Thoth

Thoth: No

Khepri: I do

Ra: I know

Khepri: I’m sad

Ra: I know

[deathsingerdraws]

Ooof. That’s rough.

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@ hirez:

why don’t we take all the toxic players and put them together during the matchmaking?

[give-her-the-sunny-d]

fully committing to an engage and throwing out your entire kit as well as both teamfight relics and then turning around to see that the rest of your team is just waiting around for more minion farm

[bot-of-thoth]

reblog if it’s okay for people to give you ROMA INVICTA