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femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

bedupolker

This picture makes me so emotional... I would never hurt you, sensitive little damselfly

youhaveaguineapigwhere

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

youhaveaguineapigwhere

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

unyieldingsilence

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pengooplanepilot

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!! YAHOOOOOOO

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303

making this post ruined my life

52stations

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

bird-gifs-collection-agency

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

bungerc0re

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

contemptible-scoundrel

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

distant-screaming

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

courtesycalling

(violently shaking the bars of my jail cell) I miss her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

caydencrypted

a few days ago an irl told me about how the alphabet is on the wrong order on the doctor who wiki because in one episode a character recites the alphabet backwards but gets two letters the wrong way around and there has been no other representation of the full alphabet in any other dw media so technically there’s no proof that it isn’t canon and i’ve been thinking about that ever since

caydencrypted

not joking (U is supposed to come before V)

caydencrypted

actually it gets funnier. there are multiple instances of parts of the alphabet being spoken in episodes. the problem is absolutely none of these have spoken that specific section since the episode that got the order wrong.

artbyblastweave

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

dialectrician

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

artbyblastweave

I SAID HOLD STILL

enki2

energyprison

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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ilynpilled

normal-sane-era

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

teaboot

I've spent so much time at work and asleep and drawing and running errands these last couple days that Ollie finally got fed up and started instigating Wrassle Time

He even kept trying every few hours after I said "no", and had no interest in any of his toys or games, so I asked if he wanted to go for a walk.

Yall. He let me put his harness on SO nice and gently and then spent two and a half solid hours on his leash, stalking bugs in the grass and rolling around and sprawling on he cool pavement. I could hear him purring the whole damn time 😭😭😭😭😭💗💕💗

My poor sweet baby boy

teaboot

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