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Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

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Your weekly cup of tea…….

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Go ahead and have a fucking sip babes……..

mediahater

Sits in my desk chair like a skyrim jarl for the entire duration of the zoom call

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bogfroggy

good evening here’s an infographic i created on how to determine if a video game is good. no i will not be taking criticisms. thank you.

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THEEEEEEE — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/370QXbL

ghostpalmtechnique

Why is Russian in the scrum? It doesn’t have articles.

degenerate-perturbation

Russia just likes to be in fights & feel included

lastvalyrian

Russian speakers are in this fight because they hate having to learn all of this shit

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breelandwalker

This used to be called “Auto Shop” and “Home Economics,” subjects which were included in nearly every high school curriculum up until the 1980s. Auto maintenance, budget management, sewing skills, cooking, and other basic Adulting skills were actually taught in classroom settings. But suddenly all that money got funneled away to sports and graduation requirements shifted toward standardized tests because those were somehow more? important? than life skills? and the home ec and shop classes were no longer taught, even as electives. We’ve been steadily losing arts classes for similar reasons.

And so students leave school with a thorough grounding in football and calculus, but having no idea how to sew on a button or change a tire.

Petition to bring back these classes in every single middle and high school in the country.

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Like most things that went wrong in the 80s, this is due to Reagan. He signed the Carl D. Perkins Vocational and Technical Education Act into law which allowed “Job Creators” to control our educational system.

If it can’t help the Boug make a buck from you, it no longer gets taught.

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splendidland

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

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i like how it says guy or girl but its a dick smashing machine…

gemstone-gynoid

Yeah, guys can have dicks too sometimes

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oh shit i forgot about that

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admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

northisnotup

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

relevantlyrambling

I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

cyanideending

Oh buddy IT’S ABOUT TO BE. I am like, 98% sure this was my high school’s production and I’ve got photos and video clips like craaaazy…

Here are some fun additions… the Mechanicals were also based on the characters of The Breakfast Club (here I am below, eating an actual Captain Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich on stage.)

…and the one on the longboard was actually our Puck - he rode it through the whole play in the background. Please note his “Forest Cafe” shirt… which we also had logos for on the cups.

…and we had both a flash mob at the end AND an interlude where myself and one of the other Fairies danced to “Sexy and I Know It” while we were cleaning up the tables at the cafe.

I will post more of this later. I have a DVD at my house and will endure cringing at myself to bring you some quality clips… there’s probably one of K eating the burrito before the start of the play, too.

@hullaballoons Here is more Ktown Lore for you

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cyanideending

Here ya go kids… all 2h20m. if you make it through the whole thing once, that’s probably more times than any of the cast watched this DVD. You can probably see why. Tbh if you watch this, I am sorry in advance.

Important notes:

- Chipotle burrito makes a cameo about 30 min in,

- the end has a flash mob and a “commercial” for the Forest Cafe,

- unfortunately, the lunch scene where all the mechanicals whistle like the Breakfast Club got mostly cut for some reason?

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@vampireapologist in case you have any interest in reliving this… at the very least you can prove to any doubters that there was, in fact, a Chipotle burrito onstage.

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I cannot even fully conceptualize, much less put into words, how wild this chain of events has been.

I have dozens of posts going around that have broken 50,000 notes, and plenty that have broken 100,000.

On every single one of these posts, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of comments and tags calling me a liar and the story fake, but none so much as this post.

This post was my most doubted of all.

And you came in………

with a Two and a Half Hour Long video.

I’ll never forget this.

We have a bond forged in fire and spirit now.

katsuko1978

This whole thing originally felt like some online urban legend… and then @cyanideending comes through with video proof and first person participation. What a time to be alive

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NEVER forget

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I am now forced to ponder if this was all just a setup so that we’d be forced to believe that all of vampireapologist’s other exceedingly implausible stories must actually be true as well. Certainly this has changed the threshold of reasonable doubt in my mind, such that I probably shouldn’t sit on a jury any time soon.

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this response is so funny. someone tells you something wildly false and you’re like, “once I wouldn’t have believed you…..but ever since that shakespeare post I saw on tumblr…well….who’s to say”