âI think I just found the 2025 masterpiece of SasuHina â€ïž Created by a mysterious, incredibly hardworking artist⊠Sorry, Iâm not telling you who đâšâ
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Noah Kahan

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âI think I just found the 2025 masterpiece of SasuHina â€ïž Created by a mysterious, incredibly hardworking artist⊠Sorry, Iâm not telling you who đâšâ
this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!
sorry
I think the only downside to getting into Twst is that I can never look at any Disney media the same way again
We were discussing The Lion King in my Musical Theater History class and-
Yeah đ
It'd be so embarrassing to join a group after trying to kill their members and losing
MC: How do I get my jacket to smell like yours?
Rafayel: ...
Rafayel: Uh, may I ask why?
MC: I really like your scent, but I donât want to be around you all the time.
Rafayel: Wow.
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those âreblog for X, this one really works!â posts, but this one doesnât have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnât even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love
THE SCREAM I SCRAM!
"It looks like a hairless monkey."
Him as a baby:
Literally a hairless lizard.
Oh fiddlesticks đđ I like to think that Lilia had to (finally) censor himself when he was in custody of Silver...He decided this after one particular day...
Lilia- Silver, what the fuck did you do?!
Little Sebek- WHAT THE FUCK
Lilia, perplexed- s-sebek!.... Please don't repeat that to your mother...
Little Silver- *Sitting on the floor in front of a broken glass jar, covered in flour head to toe* getting some fucking flour
Lilia- w-when did you learn to say that...?
Malleus- Surely you must be aware its your unadalturated filter that is causing such vulgar words to escape the little humans mouths.
Lilia- well, you turned out fine, did you not?
Malleus- As far as you are aware, yes. However these are young and impressionable humans with very little capacity for learning proper vocabulary outside of their guardians manner of speech.
Lilia, appalled and weeping to himself
Years later...
Lilia- Oh shi- sugar honey iced tea!
Lilia, falling down the stairs- ouch! Oh heavens! Oh goodness gracious!
Malleus- ...well I suppose it is an...improvement.
How long have they've been sleeping?
Xavier: I thought we were going to watch a horror film.
MC: Yeah, we're watching one.
Xavier: ...
Xavier: MC, that's a true crime documentary.
MC: I know. It's genuinely unsettling.
Xavier: ...
Xavier: Is this a payback for leaving you in the haunted house alone?
MC: No, no. But you can consider this as a warning.
Xavier: ...
Xavier: *chuckles*
My friends and I came up with a joke (otherwise I wouldnât have crawled out of the cave and wouldnât have drawn for another month)
bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
MC: I don't understand why you wouldn't let me sit on a chair, Leona.
MC: You were never this affectionate.
Leona: *cuddling them while they're sitting on his lap*
Leona: I am now so deal with it.
Ruggie: Nah. He's acting like that because you called Falena hot.
MC: Huh? I didn't? I was referring to his wife.
Leona and Ruggie: ...
Leona: Ah. I see. *lets them go and even pushes them away*
MC: !!!
MC: What theâ
Ruggie: Yup. He's even more jealous now.
MC: ...
MC: *sigh*
MC: I'm going home.
Leona: How?
MC: I have a house in Briar Valley.
Leona: *frowns* What?
MC: Yeah. Bye. *leaves*
Ruggie: ...
Ruggie: Looks like you've messed up.
Leona: ...
Leona: Tch.
*after a week or so*
MC: *reading Leona's messages*
Leona:
'Hey, did you get home safely?'
'I know your house sucks.'
'Tell me if you need furniture. I'll buy them for you.'
'Why did you return my card?'
'I'm still buying you stuff until you get tired of it.'
MC: ...
MC: *blocks his number*
MC: *receives a hand-written letter from Leona the next day*
"Unblock me. â Leona"
MC: ...
MC: Inefficient but cute.
âFuck it, we slayâ (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)