pull the lever kronk

Faberry.

[beyoncebeytwice]

I KNOW I TALKED A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT GLEE BUT I WAS A GLEE BLOG FOR LIKE A YEAR OK THAT SHOW WAS MY LIFE FOR A LONG TIME AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST LOST A FRIEND IM REALLY SAD WHY CORY

[ninjasandbacon-blog]

fuck fuck fuck no

this why

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[bountyhunterdwe]

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

[paulwelsey]

You’re my best friend. 

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you 

[faffings]

you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse

[-brobro-deactivated20110207]

[tylerthecreotter-deactivated201]

IM FUCKIN PISSING

[mltrygf]

I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT 

[thegirlnamedtennessee]

THIS IS HILARIOUS COME BE MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW

[ot-dl]

I CANT BREATHE HE’S SO HOTT AND WONDERFUL

[tornadokick95-deactivated202211]

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

[prtypsn-blog]

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

[gaylormoons]

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

[3000--21]

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

[tayraur]

[devastatic]

lmao countess dowager the best

[fabromance]

The girl in the background looks so pissed off. “I just wanted to pee at my prom in peace. I did not ask for the scissor sisters to barge in here in a rainbow explosion. For chrissake, this is a bathroom, not the afterparty at a Tegan and Sara concert. Go make out somewhere else..”

[bettymcrae-deactivated20130530]

UNC vs. WNY Flash - April 7, 2013

[pipervauses]

“They are so strong together that they actually need less dialogue wise, and they’re so comfortable with each other that they’ll come to us and say ‘love what you’re writing but we’re cutting it all!’ which is the right choice often. They don’t need that much to emote those feelings for one another. That’s hard, that’s skill” - Emily Andras

[pipervauses]

Doccubus + being inappropriate 

[oukime]

[ninjasandbacon-blog]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

[im-cool-like-that]

[spring-1991]

[catbugin-blog]

WHATEVER

[270293]

[band-of-thieves]

Dead dead dead dead dead dead you’re so hot holy fuck

[270293]

omg remember when i was like actually a part time blogger…