What A Strange Strange World

Welcome to the world of weirdness and insanity that is my blog

[bunnyfood]

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

[redportrait]

[gosh]

[marci1900]

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[thenatsdorf]

[meladoodle]

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

[alex-plante]

So some of these details are probably wrong, it happened a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics leading up, but it was incredible. A friend of mine who does stand up was doing his bit at open mic one night, and a guy was heckling him. Just being a total asshole, and then his phone rang and he started talking loudly on his phone about how he’s at open mic and this guy isn’t funny, etc. Now the weird thing about hecklers is that they just want to be a part of something most of the time, so my friend said, “hey man, what’s your name? Can I see your phone for a second?”

The guy actually handed over his phone, and my friend hung up, and scrolled through his contact list until he found the person he was looking for. He hit dial, and starts.

“Hello? Is this [Name’s] mom? Great! It’s very nice to talk to you. I’m a comedian in the middle of my standup routine, and your son is being very rude, [lists off some of the things her son said]…. hold on, can I get you to repeat that?”

He takes the phone away, puts it in speakerphone and holds it up to the mic.

“I said, I’m sorry my son is being such an asshole.”

Everyone lost it. Fuckin’ destroyed by his own mother. My friend said it was one of his proudest moments ever.

[thepaisleyelf]

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

[snoop-dork]

shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck

[amelsewhere]

Quick how-to

[amelsewhere]

A lot of comments criticising this post have popped up, I realized the problem and I’ve fixed it.

[love-shocker-deactivated2019012]

Use this guide to people who defend and support Nazis too tbh

[just-shower-thoughts]

Intelligent minds presume their own ignorance. Ignorant minds presume their own intelligence.

[metawh0rphosis]

[marci1900]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

You gotta let me know wassup or I’ll never know

[midnightwritings]

I still remember the first time I said ‘I love you’… I still remember the first time I said it and I still remember the last time you did not say it back.

voks (via midnightwritings)

[childmagazine]

I just want to lay in bed with somebody by my side who loves me

[help-n-quotes]

I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.

Sylvia Plath (via help-n-quotes)